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06-15-2012, 06:21 PM
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#15601
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能ある鷹は爪を隠す。
Primalex is offline
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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06-16-2012, 01:52 AM
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მზარეული
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Well, actually it was yesterday...
We went to his grandparents' 60th wedding anniversary party. There were tons of relatives of his that I had never met, so I had to introduce myself. The thing is, I really don't know how to refer to myself in relation to him when other people ask. Sooo...
Auntie A: Hello, I'm Auntie A.
Me: Hello, I'm Seela. (assuming that people have at least heard of me and remember the rather uncommon name that I go by to him and his family)
Auntie A: And you are..? (looking rather quizzical)
Me: I'm...umm...I'm his. (pointing towards J standing besides the next table.)
I really didn't know what to say other than being his. I'm not his wife, I'm not his fiancée, the only place I even occasionally refer to him as my boyfriend is Lit, so calling myself his girlfriend just sounds weird.
Interestingly enough, when his mom introduced me to some other people, she said I'm his son's friend. Well, we have two words for friend, one more casual and one serious, close friend, she used the serious, close friend word but still she referred to me as his friend. We've been together for close to six years now. I guess other people have a hard time wrapping their heads around what we are to each other.
Anyways, it really made me smile afterwards, when I was done feeling like an idiot for not knowing how to introduce myself, that I told people that I'm his. And he rather liked it as well.
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06-16-2012, 02:17 AM
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Literotica Guru
graceanne is offline
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Originally Posted by desertslave
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Thank you.
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Originally Posted by Primalex
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Well, I wasn't planning on showing pics until I'm done, so these aren't quite what I'm planning. I've saved this skirt because it's my favorite and it's also the largest I've been. When I'm completely done losing weight, I'm gonna take a picture of me wearing it over a bathing suit, with it pulled out to show how much weight I've lost total. However, I still can't fit in a bathing suit I'd be caught dead in, so this is the best you're gonna get.
Before:
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After:
*poof*
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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Last edited by graceanne : 06-16-2012 at 11:54 PM.
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06-16-2012, 09:29 AM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seela
Well, actually it was yesterday...
We went to his grandparents' 60th wedding anniversary party. There were tons of relatives of his that I had never met, so I had to introduce myself. The thing is, I really don't know how to refer to myself in relation to him when other people ask. Sooo...
Auntie A: Hello, I'm Auntie A.
Me: Hello, I'm Seela. (assuming that people have at least heard of me and remember the rather uncommon name that I go by to him and his family)
Auntie A: And you are..? (looking rather quizzical)
Me: I'm...umm...I'm his. (pointing towards J standing besides the next table.)
I really didn't know what to say other than being his. I'm not his wife, I'm not his fiancée, the only place I even occasionally refer to him as my boyfriend is Lit, so calling myself his girlfriend just sounds weird.
Interestingly enough, when his mom introduced me to some other people, she said I'm his son's friend. Well, we have two words for friend, one more casual and one serious, close friend, she used the serious, close friend word but still she referred to me as his friend. We've been together for close to six years now. I guess other people have a hard time wrapping their heads around what we are to each other.
Anyways, it really made me smile afterwards, when I was done feeling like an idiot for not knowing how to introduce myself, that I told people that I'm his. And he rather liked it as well.
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*giggles* This is the same way I handled things in Ireland when they came up (though they didn't often)
I remember the first time I went over and seeing a text he sent out to his cousin explaining he would be in her neighborhood because he was "with a friend from the states" I kind of pouted over that one the entire bus ride to the hotel.  But then when I really thought about it, I didn't know what he should have said, so I got over it.
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06-16-2012, 01:55 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Originally Posted by graceanne
Thank you.
Well, I wasn't planning on showing pics until I'm done, so these aren't quite what I'm planning. I've saved this skirt because it's my favorite and it's also the largest I've been. When I'm completely done losing weight, I'm gonna take a picture of me wearing it over a bathing suit, with it pulled out to show how much weight I've lost total. However, I still can't fit in a bathing suit I'd be caught dead in, so this is the best you're gonna get.
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06-16-2012, 04:08 PM
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Virgin
Trakshvar is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Last i checked: Norway
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Finding out that i actually have a bitt of spare change left after paying my bills.
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06-16-2012, 11:55 PM
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Literotica Guru
graceanne is offline
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
Wow! You go girl! Looking forward to seeing the next round of pics! |
Thanks. I'm looking forward to posting them.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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06-16-2012, 11:57 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Originally Posted by graceanne
Thanks. I'm looking forward to posting them. |
Good. Those are dramatic. Amazing, Gracie.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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06-17-2012, 12:02 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Good. Those are dramatic. Amazing, Gracie.
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Thanks. I've gone down 6 pants sizes and three bra sizes so my clothes are all but falling off. My mom said she's put some tucks in them, cause I really don't want to buy new clothes while I'm losing weight like this.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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06-17-2012, 06:41 AM
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Happily insatiable always
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F calling me at 2am this morning and giving me a talking too for being up painting walls...then telling me how much he is looking forward to our weekend away he is planning for when he comes home. 
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06-17-2012, 06:36 PM
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Truth seeker
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Originally Posted by graceanne
Thanks. I've gone down 6 pants sizes and three bra sizes so my clothes are all but falling off. My mom said she's put some tucks in them, cause I really don't want to buy new clothes while I'm losing weight like this. |
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06-17-2012, 06:42 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by graceanne
Thanks. I've gone down 6 pants sizes and three bra sizes so my clothes are all but falling off. My mom said she's put some tucks in them, cause I really don't want to buy new clothes while I'm losing weight like this. |
Keep going. As kiwi says, one of the best parts will be buying the clothes. Eventually.
So impressed with you. As with Oregon, "she flies with her own wings." And the liftoff is getting easier every day.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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06-17-2012, 07:57 PM
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Literotica Guru
TarevaChine is offline
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The sounds, the vibrations and the adrenaline rush. Damn, I love drag racing.
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"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
~ Vivian Greene
"If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything."
~ Marilyn Monroe
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06-17-2012, 09:29 PM
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Assume the position!
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Jacked from KC's friend's FB page:
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-17-2012, 09:54 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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People can't breathe with their tongues out? What am I, a fish?  |
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06-17-2012, 10:52 PM
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Assume the position!
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People can't breathe with their tongues out? What am I, a fish? |
I think that's just there to make you *try* to breathe with your tongue out, and then feel foolish at the next line.  Yes, I did it, too. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-18-2012, 12:25 PM
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aKwatic
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L surprised me with a decadent gift! A new iPod touch! It does so many things. Wow. I will never use 90% of the functions, I'm sure, but it's so much fun fiddling around with them all.
That was his thank you to me for sticking out the big fence job.
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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06-18-2012, 05:04 PM
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Happily insatiable always
catalina_francisco is offline
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Originally Posted by Keroin
L surprised me with a decadent gift! A new iPod touch! It does so many things. Wow. I will never use 90% of the functions, I'm sure, but it's so much fun fiddling around with them all.
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LOL, congratulations and hope you have fun with it. F gave me his before he left for the US and bought himself a new one (not that the old one was very old  ). Haven't had a lot of time to play with it yet, but did instal a cool free translating app which translates in text as well as tells you how to say it. Like you said, there are so many things on it, takes time to play with and get to know them all.
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06-18-2012, 05:14 PM
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Waiting for Daylight
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All hail the Queen of pics, welcome back KitKat103!!!!!
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06-18-2012, 11:06 PM
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Assume the position!
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This may not last long on pbucket, but it made me LOL... maybe someone can jack and save it to a non-censoring image site and swap the url in a quote?
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-19-2012, 03:34 AM
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His/His dirty lil' secret
Kajira Callista is offline
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This made me laugh out loud for real
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“Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart."
William Butler Yeats
Take the love that comes to you today, embrace it for all it is worth, and return it threefold, tenfold, a hundredfold. Take the joy that comes to you today, embrace it for all it is worth, and return it. Take even the sorrows that come, for not all of life can be wondrously fine and happy and laughing, and embrace them for what they're worth...
And give tomorrow unto tomorrow, for we never know if it will come at all.
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06-19-2012, 11:18 AM
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Assume the position!
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Okay, I get that people could link these new Adidas shoes to historical slavery and race issues in the U.S., and that that is why Adidas has cancelled their scheduled August release... but my first thought was, "Damn! They should market these to BDSMers!"
Oh. You can find the story here.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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06-19-2012, 04:18 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Tom Lehrer's The Elements.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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06-19-2012, 04:22 PM
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Miaow
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Edith's back!!!
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06-19-2012, 04:25 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Edith's back!!!
(thought she'd left for good and I was back to being the only britgirl on the board...) |
This is a britgirl sarcasm thing y'all have going, isn't it?
You can tell me.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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