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Old 03-30-2012, 12:14 AM   #15101
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LOL! I love it! Can I use it?
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:16 AM   #15102
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I'm Getting A Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind??
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:18 AM   #15103
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What kind??
9 wk old, long haired, pure white, female chihuahua...
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Old 03-30-2012, 12:36 AM   #15104
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9 wk old, long haired, pure white, female chihuahua...
I hope you will post pics.

Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:12 AM   #15105
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I hope you will post pics.

Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
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Old 03-30-2012, 01:56 AM   #15106
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9 wk old, long haired, pure white, female chihuahua...
Aw! I'm gonna get a chihuahua when we buy our own house.

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Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
Do it. You know you want to.
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Old 03-30-2012, 07:21 AM   #15107
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Old 03-30-2012, 07:31 AM   #15108
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Yawn. Yet another corporate HR waste of my life, with the word "power fuck" in it.

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Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
Also consider using the words "petite" and "eager to please!"

I will definitely post comments if you do, HM. Asking if she's a bitch.
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Old 03-30-2012, 09:31 AM   #15109
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Of course you can. I stole it from her; she read it to me from something she was looking at online.
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:50 AM   #15110
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I hope you will post pics.

Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
That puts me in mind of this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuAzC0yljY

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Old 03-30-2012, 11:14 PM   #15111
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That puts me in mind of this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuAzC0yljY

God, that's so... beautiful.

More profound than even Sex Farm, I believe, although, SPIN still lumps it in the "rural sex" category, which I find a travesty.


Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:15 PM   #15112
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Old 03-31-2012, 12:47 AM   #15113
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Of course you can. I stole it from her; she read it to me from something she was looking at online.
I thought you might have, but I wasn't sure if it was an original quote or something she found so I wanted to make sure before I post it on facebook. lol
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Old 03-31-2012, 03:09 PM   #15114
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:59 AM   #15115
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:21 PM   #15117
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Last shift before I fly.

I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.


Also, I can tell he's getting as antsy as I have been. It's starting to show anyway. It's so cute.
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Old 04-02-2012, 06:51 AM   #15118
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.

Powerful and destructive.

So much fucking fun.
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.

Powerful and destructive.

So much fucking fun.
You should never fuck a reciprocating saw.
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Old 04-02-2012, 07:45 AM   #15120
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Thank you. I didn't read the manual: just plugged it in ( ) and fired it up.
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:39 AM   #15122
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.

Powerful and destructive.

So much fucking fun.
Oh yes, loooooooove the reciprocating saw. L and me call ours "Big Boy". When we're on a job and something stubborn needs a 'cuttin, L will look at me and say, "Go get Big Boy". And then we kind of smile.

Enjoy!
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:58 PM   #15123
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Last shift before I fly.

I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.


Also, I can tell he's getting as antsy as I have been. It's starting to show anyway. It's so cute.
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Oh yes, loooooooove the reciprocating saw. L and me call ours "Big Boy". When we're on a job and something stubborn needs a 'cuttin, L will look at me and say, "Go get Big Boy". And then we kind of smile.

Enjoy!
Hehe. Why does that remind me of a scene from "Aliens" or something the army guys woulda said in "Avatar"? "Go get Big Boy."

It is so perfect: the heft, the thick rubber grips, the roar, the flying sawdust and wood chips, and the groan of collapsing structures: So far I've taken out a load-bearing wall and my neighbor's bikes.
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