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03-30-2012, 12:14 AM
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not me in the av
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"The closest I've come to murder ... is dunking an Oreo and waiting until the bubbles stop coming up." |
LOL! I love it! Can I use it?
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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03-30-2012, 12:16 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by HottieMama
I'm Getting A Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What kind??
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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03-30-2012, 12:18 AM
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Notta Domme
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
What kind??
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9 wk old, long haired, pure white, female chihuahua...
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Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
The world is chock full of women who will gladly let me eat their pussy... but fervently hope that I won't let them eat mine.
That kind of bisexual, I can live without.
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Tumblr is fun!!! (click)
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03-30-2012, 12:36 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by HottieMama
9 wk old, long haired, pure white, female chihuahua...
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I hope you will post pics.
Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-30-2012, 01:12 AM
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Notta Domme
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
I hope you will post pics.
Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
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Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
The world is chock full of women who will gladly let me eat their pussy... but fervently hope that I won't let them eat mine.
That kind of bisexual, I can live without.
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03-30-2012, 01:56 AM
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not me in the av
graceanne is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HottieMama
9 wk old, long haired, pure white, female chihuahua...
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Aw! I'm gonna get a chihuahua when we buy our own house.
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Originally Posted by HottieMama
Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
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 Do it. You know you want to.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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03-30-2012, 07:21 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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03-30-2012, 07:31 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
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Yawn. Yet another corporate HR waste of my life, with the word "power fuck" in it. 
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Originally Posted by HottieMama
Holy mother of fuck..I just laughed so hard I snorted. That's HILARIOUS!!! (And Oh...so...tempting....)
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Also consider using the words "petite" and "eager to please!" 
I will definitely post comments if you do, HM. Asking if she's a bitch.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-30-2012, 09:31 AM
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Assume the position!
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LOL! I love it! Can I use it?
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Of course you can. I stole it from her; she read it to me from something she was looking at online.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-30-2012, 10:50 AM
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Miaow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
I hope you will post pics.
Better still, create a bogus personal ad for her over on BDSM personals. Just keep the Long-haired white female part and add "needs to be trained."
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That puts me in mind of this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuAzC0yljY
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03-30-2012, 11:14 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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God, that's so... beautiful.
More profound than even Sex Farm, I believe, although, SPIN still lumps it in the "rural sex" category, which I find a travesty.
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray
Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-30-2012, 11:15 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Making an important appointment.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-31-2012, 12:47 AM
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not me in the av
graceanne is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Of course you can. I stole it from her; she read it to me from something she was looking at online.
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I thought you might have, but I wasn't sure if it was an original quote or something she found so I wanted to make sure before I post it on facebook. lol
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
*~*~*
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
*~*~*
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
*~*~*
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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03-31-2012, 03:09 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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A good sammie and catching up to realizing it is totally nap thirty.
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04-01-2012, 04:59 AM
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An Erotic A.I
Kurokami is online now
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Finally getting my internet back after days without it, just feeling... bereft
Hi, everyone!
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04-01-2012, 09:14 PM
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aKwatic
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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04-01-2012, 09:21 PM
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sewing wench
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Last shift before I fly.
I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.
Also, I can tell he's getting as antsy as I have been. It's starting to show anyway. It's so cute. 
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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04-02-2012, 06:51 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.
Powerful and destructive.
So much fucking fun.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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04-02-2012, 06:57 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Bought a new reciprocating saw.
Powerful and destructive.
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You should never fuck a reciprocating saw. |
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04-02-2012, 07:45 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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You should never fuck a reciprocating saw.
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Thank you. I didn't read the manual: just plugged it in (  ) and fired it up.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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04-02-2012, 09:19 AM
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Miaow
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04-02-2012, 10:39 AM
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aKwatic
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Bought a new reciprocating saw.
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Oh yes, loooooooove the reciprocating saw. L and me call ours "Big Boy". When we're on a job and something stubborn needs a 'cuttin, L will look at me and say, "Go get Big Boy". And then we kind of smile.
Enjoy!
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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04-02-2012, 10:58 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by the captians wench
Last shift before I fly.
I know it's kind of wrong, but I'm kinda glad that I have two managers sick and I can work tonight instead of in the morning. Night shifts are so much less stressful, and I can get everything done that I need to.
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Have a blast!
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Oh yes, loooooooove the reciprocating saw. L and me call ours "Big Boy". When we're on a job and something stubborn needs a 'cuttin, L will look at me and say, "Go get Big Boy". And then we kind of smile.
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Hehe. Why does that remind me of a scene from "Aliens" or something the army guys woulda said in "Avatar"? "Go get Big Boy."
It is so perfect: the heft, the thick rubber grips, the roar, the flying sawdust and wood chips, and the groan of collapsing structures: So far I've taken out a load-bearing wall and my neighbor's bikes.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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04-04-2012, 07:03 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Thinking of sodium halogen lights... even now they make me chuckle... so naive haha
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Come down now, remove your mask and see all you have to do is ask me.
All I'm doing is searching for that next perfect, fleeting moment.
Wildly my mind beats against you, yet my soul obeys.
I don't cyber, cam, or swap pictures so please don't PM me regarding it. Thanks.
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04-04-2012, 09:19 AM
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Miaow
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Sun in my face, wind in my hair, and snow on the hills.
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