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03-08-2012, 09:13 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Neil Young does LMFAO. 
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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03-08-2012, 09:15 PM
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Hearing a radio presenter crack up trying to announce that Justin Beiber no longer has a snake named Johnson.
I couldn't say it with a straight face either
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
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03-09-2012, 08:45 AM
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Location: West Coast living
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03-09-2012, 12:17 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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03-09-2012, 04:49 PM
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Location: Enjoying the Ride
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My friend's tour of duty in Afghanistan is over and he is back on American soil!
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"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
~ Vivian Greene
"If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything."
~ Marilyn Monroe
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03-10-2012, 10:23 AM
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Really Really Experienced
His_pet_slut is offline
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: out in yonder hills
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Reformed Whores
My new theme song.
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~trophyslut~
"A filthy mind and willing flesh are a dreadful thing to waste." ~me~ and Stella says it is sig-worthy. 
Ya gotta sin to get saved
Some random answers to save you some time:
Happily owned and only here for like-minded conversation on the forums.
I don't cam or talk on IM.
Yes, I have permission to be here.
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03-10-2012, 03:19 PM
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My holiday so far 
Gumboot day in Taihape so we had to stop and try gumboot throwing and watch a gumboot fashion show.
Loving the scenary of New Zealand. The Waiouru Army Museum. The jetboat ride up to the Huka Falls.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-10-2012, 04:39 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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03-10-2012, 06:13 PM
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Location: Ohio
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Found out my roomie will be gone week after next for a whole week. Hooray for a week of freedom!
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Come down now, remove your mask and see all you have to do is ask me.
All I'm doing is searching for that next perfect, fleeting moment.
Wildly my mind beats against you, yet my soul obeys.
I don't cyber, cam, or swap pictures so please don't PM me regarding it. Thanks.
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03-11-2012, 02:34 PM
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shifting my paradigms
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Watching a little toddler having so much fun that he just did a complete face plant and he just got back up and kept running.
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03-11-2012, 08:10 PM
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Black water rafting. What an amazing feeling looking up and seeing glow worms on the ceiling of the cave
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-11-2012, 11:56 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
My holiday so far
Gumboot day in Taihape so we had to stop and try gumboot throwing and watch a gumboot fashion show.
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Sometimes your words look like you just got drunk and made shit up. I mean, you could, and I'd never know the difference. About 40 percent of the above could be from a random-word generator.
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Black water rafting. What an amazing feeling looking up and seeing glow worms on the ceiling of the cave |
This is a horror movie that never made it into production. Think about the trailer: happy, attractive people on a rafting trip.
They set out hunting adventure. Now, they are the hunted.
Aggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!
Glow Worm 3D.
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
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Shel-fless of them.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-12-2012, 12:01 AM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Sometimes your words look like you just got drunk and made shit up. I mean, you could, and I'd never know the difference. About 40 percent of the above could be from a random-word generator.
This is a horror movie that never made it into production. Think about the trailer: happy, attractive people on a rafting trip.
They set out hunting adventure. Now, they are the hunted.
Aggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!
Glow Worm 3D.
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Sure why not, I am totally pissed 99% of the time and yes those word generators are fun to make odd words up for shits and giggles. From now on I promise to post during the 1% of the time I am sober and run any words through an american translator beforehand to try to avoid any confusion.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
Last edited by kiwi_submissive : 03-12-2012 at 01:13 AM.
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03-12-2012, 06:09 AM
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Virgin
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Joining Lit..
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03-12-2012, 08:00 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Sure why not, I am totally pissed 99% of the time and yes those word generators are fun to make odd words up for shits and giggles. From now on I promise to post during the 1% of the time I am sober and run any words through an american translator beforehand to try to avoid any confusion.
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But what fun would that be???
The 95.5 percent of the world's population that does not live in the U.S. has the American pop culture machine broadcasting hourly updates to our most obscure idioms and place names (lucky you!). One thing I enjoy about Lit is seeing non-U.S. English used in real time.
Gumboots. Heh. I'm gonna use that today.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-12-2012, 03:33 PM
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kiwi_submissive is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
But what fun would that be???
The 95.5 percent of the world's population that does not live in the U.S. has the American pop culture machine broadcasting hourly updates to our most obscure idioms and place names (lucky you!). One thing I enjoy about Lit is seeing non-U.S. English used in real time.
Gumboots. Heh. I'm gonna use that today.
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I can just see you in a lovely pair of dark green gumboots. Maybe I just have a gumboot fetish?
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-12-2012, 06:05 PM
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Really Really Experienced
His_pet_slut is offline
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Location: out in yonder hills
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Things are working out and the funds for the repairs on my van will arrive forthwith! M~ found my story I was assigned for being too mouthy quite entertaining and since I will have transport again by the weekend, I have a date!!!! What a wonderful Monday. 
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~trophyslut~
"A filthy mind and willing flesh are a dreadful thing to waste." ~me~ and Stella says it is sig-worthy.
Ya gotta sin to get saved
Some random answers to save you some time:
Happily owned and only here for like-minded conversation on the forums.
I don't cam or talk on IM.
Yes, I have permission to be here.
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03-12-2012, 09:23 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
I can just see you in a lovely pair of dark green gumboots. Maybe I just have a gumboot fetish?
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Dare you to start a gumboot fetish thread on the fetish boards.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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03-12-2012, 10:00 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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photographic evidence that he's counting down too.
He always knows how to make me melt.
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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03-13-2012, 04:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Dare you to start a gumboot fetish thread on the fetish boards.
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Would you post a pic of you in a pair of gumboots to start it off?
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-13-2012, 04:50 PM
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Location: Ohio
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An old acquaintance trying to pick me up while he's on leave (as if I'd forgotten the words he threw at me the last time he was back). Sorry, guy, I have standards 
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Come down now, remove your mask and see all you have to do is ask me.
All I'm doing is searching for that next perfect, fleeting moment.
Wildly my mind beats against you, yet my soul obeys.
I don't cyber, cam, or swap pictures so please don't PM me regarding it. Thanks.
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03-13-2012, 11:10 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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A health report that was a big relief, and some interesting career possibilities!
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Originally Posted by the captians wench
photographic evidence that he's counting down too.
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Spring and photographic evidence is in the air...
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Would you post a pic of you in a pair of gumboots to start it off?
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Alas. My local gumbootery has gone booty up and become a chain sub shop and children's handgun store.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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03-13-2012, 11:22 PM
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kiwi_submissive is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
A health report that was a big relief, and some interesting career possibilities!
*doing the kiwi happy dance for you*
Alas. My local gumbootery has gone booty up and become a chain sub shop and children's handgun store.
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Well I did have a look and managed to find a sparkly red pair, with dimantes on them annndddd they were wedges as well Total gumboot porn.
I would also recommend staying away from chain sub shops. I have heard they are inferior quality and the handbooks they come with are written in a hodgepodge of languages.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-16-2012, 07:27 PM
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Really Really Experienced
His_pet_slut is offline
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Today is 3 weeks + 2 days since I nearly totaled my beloved van, Octavia. Today I got her back from the collision center. She looks soooo good!!! Just in time for prime junking season.
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~trophyslut~
"A filthy mind and willing flesh are a dreadful thing to waste." ~me~ and Stella says it is sig-worthy.
Ya gotta sin to get saved
Some random answers to save you some time:
Happily owned and only here for like-minded conversation on the forums.
I don't cam or talk on IM.
Yes, I have permission to be here.
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03-16-2012, 09:44 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Location: Near the lakes, forest, & ocean, on a river by the bay....
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Today is 3 weeks + 2 days since I nearly totaled my beloved van, Octavia. Today I got her back from the collision center. She looks soooo good!!! Just in time for prime junking season. |
Funny....I so get that! Trevor (my truck, and I AM a slave to my damned truck! ), just got registered, gas tank re-attached, and a shiny new inspection sticker.
Treasure hunting season starts tomorrow - the outdoor kind!
Wheeeee!!!!
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