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02-29-2012, 10:59 PM
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Literotica Guru
Lord_Steve is offline
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Bird dogs! Did I just make you orgasm???
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look don't make this weird
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02-29-2012, 11:09 PM
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Man of Bauxite
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Originally Posted by Lord_Steve
look don't make this weird
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I quite enjoy making things weird. It's either a delightful quirk, or a troubling sign of early exposure to furniture stripper.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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02-29-2012, 11:34 PM
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Really Experienced
tcbyron is offline
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A very long talk with someone today. It refreshed me. Lightened me. Made me smile and hope.
It was very nice. Very.
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03-01-2012, 12:44 AM
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not me in the av
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Originally Posted by Lord_Steve
dogs are actually the best. i love cats but i am IN love with dogs.
they are nearly as good as birds. i'm a bird-liker.
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You are a hijacking savant. I thought I could hijack well, but I am nothing compared to you all. You. Rock.
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Originally Posted by Lord_Steve
look don't make this weird
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... what's wrong with weird? 
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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03-01-2012, 12:56 AM
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Lord_Steve is offline
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Originally Posted by graceanne
... what's wrong with weird? |
no weird is the best i just don't want it spread around that i have sex with- I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS
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03-01-2012, 01:54 AM
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Assume the position!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord_Steve
no weird is the best i just don't want it spread around that i have sex with- I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS
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Only with birds?
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-01-2012, 02:00 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Only with birds?
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what? n-nooooo
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03-01-2012, 02:33 AM
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kiwi_submissive is offline
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Been able to act like a muppet and make someone smile.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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03-01-2012, 04:36 AM
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Miaow
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Managing to get up early enough to take the dog for a 40-min walk on the beach before work, and finding the beach both sunny and deserted.
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03-01-2012, 12:21 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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I'm sure y'all have seen this but it made me laugh today
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03-01-2012, 01:30 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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The audacity of brilliant, mature adults surrendering to unabashed silliness.  |
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03-01-2012, 03:55 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Unexpected snow day - YAY!
I tried to drive to work (I really did!), but with the snow, the roads were WAY too slippery!
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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03-01-2012, 04:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
Lord_Steve is offline
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The audacity of brilliant, mature adults surrendering to unabashed silliness. |
this is literally the only reason i get out of bed some mornings
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03-01-2012, 04:12 PM
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Miaow
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The only hairdresser in the world who knows how to cut my hair RIGHT is back from 7 months' maternity leave |
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03-01-2012, 05:12 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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Waking up late this afternoon and realizing that the next time I sleep late after end month inventory I'll be counting the hours before my flight. 
And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him.
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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writings of a true lady
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03-01-2012, 09:35 PM
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Shy, Stubborn, and His
Babyslave is offline
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Originally Posted by the captians wench
Waking up late this afternoon and realizing that the next time I sleep late after end month inventory I'll be counting the hours before my flight.
And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him. |
Reading this made ME smile.
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03-03-2012, 09:31 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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The teenie boppers at work getting all girly and excited about my trip with me.
Them all talking as if I'm not coming back. *giggles*
Making plans with him. Knowing he's as excited and eager as I am.
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Quote:
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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03-03-2012, 11:15 PM
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Uni-sexual
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Happy
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 “With a rubber duck, one's never alone”.
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03-03-2012, 11:31 PM
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Notta Domme
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"Yes, Ma'am..."
.........."Good girl"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
The world is chock full of women who will gladly let me eat their pussy... but fervently hope that I won't let them eat mine.
That kind of bisexual, I can live without.
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Tumblr is fun!!! (click)
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03-04-2012, 09:41 AM
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Assume the position!
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I love Fark. And Consumerist.com.
If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of Cops
We certainly don't condone the act of dining-then-dashing. It's illegal and, more importantly, just plain rude to the people that prepared and served your meal. It's especially rude when the servers are law enforcement officers working a fundraising event for the Special Olympics.
And yet, a man in New Mexico stands accused of trying to feed and flee an Applebee's during the Tip-A-Cop fundraiser featuring police officers as hosts and waitstaff.
The suspect's two female dining companions left the building first, and then he allegedly tried to slip out without paying the $30 dinner check. Given the police presence in the restaurant, it's not surprising that the man was snagged and charged with obtaining services less than $100.
So if you see a bunch of police officers serving up dinner, be prepared to wash dishes if you can't afford your meal.
It's an update on the age-old rule that if you see Samuel L. Jackson eating breakfast at a diner, do not attempt to take his wallet.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-04-2012, 10:56 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Love this!
Can anyone say Stupid Criminals!
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"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain."
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"If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything."
~ Marilyn Monroe
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03-04-2012, 12:58 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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03-04-2012, 01:27 PM
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Gone
mediocre is offline
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This Means War
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Another mediocre post
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03-04-2012, 05:08 PM
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Really Experienced
tcbyron is offline
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03-05-2012, 12:22 AM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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My mom said my accent was showing.
I'm hopeless
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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