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02-21-2012, 08:40 AM
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Really Experienced
ruby_my_dear is offline
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Mostly in the place between a smile and a sigh but I have been known to go for excursions
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Originally Posted by the captians wench
I'M GOING TO IRELAND IN APRIL!!!!
Will book my flight as soon as my bonus hits my account.
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FABULOUS! 
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For here, we are not afraid to follow the truth, wherever it may lead us. -Thomas Jefferson
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02-21-2012, 09:28 AM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Location: Suspended in Daydreams
Posts: 8,889
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Originally Posted by the captians wench
I'M GOING TO IRELAND IN APRIL!!!!
Will book my flight as soon as my bonus hits my account.
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02-21-2012, 09:33 AM
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Miaow
Cattypuss is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Ingerlund
Posts: 3,666
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Whose participle is it anyway?  This sub-heading from today's yahoo news page:
A father has told how the UK’s most dangerous spider bit him ten times while shopping for toys with his daughter |
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02-21-2012, 10:45 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
Join Date: May 2010
Location: The Old World
Posts: 1,470
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I managed to get the liquor store to order in some amazingly yummy Georgian wine!
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02-21-2012, 10:48 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
Posts: 12,720
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Whose participle is it anyway? This sub-heading from today's yahoo news page:
A father has told how the UK’s most dangerous spider bit him ten times while shopping for toys with his daughter
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The entire adverb phrase is unnecessary, and unnecessarily confusing. <sigh>
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-21-2012, 01:29 PM
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Miaow
Cattypuss is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Ingerlund
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Me: "Thank you for wanting and loving and desiring me even though I'm fat."
Him: "I don't see you as fat; I see you as you."
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02-21-2012, 03:04 PM
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Uni-sexual
Tryharder62 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: La-la land!
Posts: 6,395
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Talking
Talking to my daddy last night 
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02-21-2012, 03:06 PM
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Uni-sexual
Tryharder62 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: La-la land!
Posts: 6,395
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Cattypuss
Had to reply to Cattypuss. Love that one. That would definately make me smile. 
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“With a rubber duck, one's never alone”.
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02-21-2012, 04:18 PM
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Sir's wonder woman
Bandit58 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: in Gil_T2's heart
Posts: 8,108
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This, on a friend's Facebook wall. He is a nurse He said he thought of me when he posted it
Review of Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)
"I'm a professional dominatrix/Godess, and I purchased a "Phillips HeartStart Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" for use in my "dungeon". Several clients have pre-existing heart conditions, and besides, I made cash for it with increased fees.
"The peace of mind the AED gives someone in my line of work is incalculable. The last thing I want is the attention of the police after one of my clients expires from a particularly savage flogging session.
"The use of the AED is not limited to medical purposes, however. One time I was humiliating Steven (not his real name), a client of mine, by forcing him to wear a frilly little yellow sundress and matching bonnet whilst chanting "I'm a little girl!" in a high falsetto voice. I happened to glance over and see the AED behind the snivelling little girl-man. Inspiration struck, and I found satisfaction in using the device to apply jolts of electricity to his most sensitive bits.
"Wonderful.
"No slave dungeon is complete without a "Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" to strike fear into the hearts of pathetic sheep everywhere! |
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02-21-2012, 04:56 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.
Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her. 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-21-2012, 04:58 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The green side of the grass.
Posts: 23,796
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her. |
Works for me, too.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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02-21-2012, 09:44 PM
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Literotica Guru
ArchLady03 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 678
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Me: "I'm scared that I'll fail in grad school... perhaps it's not a place for me."
Academic Mentor: "You'll struggle, have no doubt of that. But you won't you fail, it's not in you to. You'll suceed... don't worry"
Always nice to have someone in your corner
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Come down now, remove your mask and see all you have to do is ask me.
All I'm doing is searching for that next perfect, fleeting moment.
Wildly my mind beats against you, yet my soul obeys.
I don't cyber, cam, or swap pictures so please don't PM me regarding it. Thanks.
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02-21-2012, 09:44 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Location: Near the lakes, forest, & ocean, on a river by the bay....
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"Oui!"
*le gasp*
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
Works for me, too.
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Moi aussie!
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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02-21-2012, 11:10 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Check the lint trap.
Posts: 6,265
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the captians wench
I'M GOING TO IRELAND IN APRIL!!!!
Will book my flight as soon as my bonus hits my account.
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Oh yeah. Wenchie found out she was crazed with happiness!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.
Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her.
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Will she really be able to sully them with... food?
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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02-22-2012, 01:02 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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Location: The Old World
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Syntymäpäivä!
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02-22-2012, 01:10 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Will she really be able to sully them with... food? |
Most assuredly. She lives... I mean, loves to cook. Freudian typo? I don't think so. In another lifetime, she was Gordon Ramsay's inspiration.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-22-2012, 01:27 AM
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An Erotic A.I
Kurokami is offline
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Usually, the documents I have to turn in for work are around twenty, thirty pages a pop, sometimes upward of forty. Today, I submitted and had accepted a document that was four pages from start to finish, and there are around twenty or so more of the same length coming to me in future.
... And I get paid the same amount, regardless of length
Sometimes, the system works for me!
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"have i mentioned recently that you are one of my all-time favorite posters here, just in general?... you've got moxie, kid!"- Lord_Steve
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02-22-2012, 05:54 AM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Dreaming of the Emerald Isle
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Year end review today. I'm actually excited to practice being forceful and standing up for myself some more.
Also, less than 6 weeks! 
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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02-22-2012, 04:12 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Suspended in Daydreams
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Reading this quote...."I put the sexy in dyslexia!"
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02-22-2012, 06:39 PM
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Literotica Guru
knot_sweet is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: between here and there.
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Any of the following words are guaranteed to make me snicker, giggle or laugh till I'm gasping for air;
innuendo
spork
spackle
kanga banga
but
edited to add - snickerdoodle
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Bwahahaha NO! - me
The follow you just received is a direct result of the lead you just gave. - my dance teacher (and true for both BDSM and ballroom)
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Ballroom is a contact sport. - I don't remember who said this.
What's life without whimsy? - Sheldon Cooper
Oh! The Places You'll Go - Dr Seuess
'panem et circenses'
Last edited by knot_sweet : 02-22-2012 at 06:48 PM.
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02-22-2012, 08:54 PM
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Hunting for one to collar
Vixandra is offline
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Location: So Cal is where my mind plays...
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02-22-2012, 09:54 PM
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Virgin
save_a_horse is offline
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Cattle Country
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArchLady03
Me: "I'm scared that I'll fail in grad school... perhaps it's not a place for me."
Academic Mentor: "You'll struggle, have no doubt of that. But you won't you fail, it's not in you to. You'll suceed... don't worry"
Always nice to have someone in your corner
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02-22-2012, 11:02 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vixandra
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How in Chthulhu's [sp? I'm too tired to Google it] name do you find these things?!?!?!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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02-23-2012, 12:01 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Check the lint trap.
Posts: 6,265
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Most assuredly. She lives... I mean, loves to cook. Freudian typo? I don't think so. In another lifetime, she was Gordon Ramsay's inspiration.
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Give us food porn. Bring me the head of Gordon Ramsay with an apple in his mouth.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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02-23-2012, 09:52 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Give us food porn. Bring me the head of Gordon Ramsay with an apple in his mouth.
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Hmmm... this is the best I could do off-hand...
... his mouth (and the rest of his face) on an Apple (iPad2 hardcase).
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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