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Old 02-16-2012, 01:56 PM   #14876
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Wtf is "aural sex"?
Voice/phone/yahoo voice whatever. Although I like camming, straight audio in a way is hotter to me. The partner's sounds in my ear seems to bridge the distance gap most of any form of cybersex, like it can seem very close to actually fucking them. Though I do like cam. But something about audio, really hot as everything blurs into incoherency, very intimate, smile.

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Old 02-16-2012, 03:45 PM   #14877
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What a difference a decade makes.

Today, in the middle of a coffee meeting, three of my former stunt brothers walked through the door. We all did a double take, exchanged hugs, and when my meeting was done I joined them for a chat.

It was surreal. We're all in our forties now, no longer swimming in testosterone and adrenaline. We actually had a normal, adult conversation. I realize I actually miss them.

It was good.
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Old 02-17-2012, 02:55 PM   #14878
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Knowing that if I want to, as of this evening, I can sleep, totally undisturbed (except by my bladder), for 48 hours straight.

And I may just do that.
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Old 02-17-2012, 03:06 PM   #14879
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Old 02-17-2012, 03:57 PM   #14880
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What a difference a decade makes.

Today, in the middle of a coffee meeting, three of my former stunt brothers walked through the door. We all did a double take, exchanged hugs, and when my meeting was done I joined them for a chat.

It was surreal. We're all in our forties now, no longer swimming in testosterone and adrenaline. We actually had a normal, adult conversation. I realize I actually miss them.

It was good.
The bolded phrase provided me with a rather interesting mental picture... :: blink blink ::
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:57 PM   #14881
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Knowing that if I want to, as of this evening, I can sleep, totally undisturbed (except by my bladder), for 48 hours straight.

And I may just do that.
Might be time to experiment and try depends?
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Old 02-17-2012, 09:22 PM   #14882
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First, Lord Steve's thread.

Then, after reading a particularly steamy story, I voted the rare (for me) 5 stars and scrolled down to leave a comment. That's when I noticed the blue link that said, click here to hear the characters. Expecting some sexy audio, I settled in with my headphones and clicked. "Seven, Seven, four, two". You guessed it, the link was right next to the box that said enter these characters.
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Old 02-18-2012, 04:32 AM   #14883
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First, Lord Steve's thread.
Me, too. Which surprised me. I'm glad I checked it out.
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Old 02-18-2012, 11:32 AM   #14884
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Old 02-18-2012, 02:09 PM   #14885
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Mmm hmm.
Every now and then I come across one that just seems to capture how I feel in certain situations. It's not so much about the sexual acts themselves as the perfect capture of everything else. It obviously left me a little distracted. LOL.

I Love your Haikus by the way. Nearly responded with one in French the other day but decided it probably didn't belong there, especially in such talented company as you and Minnette. Keep writing. I'm sure I'm not your only fan.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled humour.
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Old 02-18-2012, 02:11 PM   #14886
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Sorbet slipping past my very sore tonsils.
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Old 02-18-2012, 06:25 PM   #14887
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Old 02-18-2012, 06:54 PM   #14888
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Old 02-18-2012, 08:40 PM   #14889
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Old 02-19-2012, 03:41 AM   #14890
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having a work do and watching my boss fall off the edge into the water, absolutely priceless
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Old 02-19-2012, 05:34 AM   #14891
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I keep seeing those H & R Block commericals where the guy has a "lower back area pain." The doctor then says it's Tax Problems and says there's nothing he can do. The latest has a guy in a hospital bed laying on his side while the Doctor and his students lift the covers and are shocked by what they see.

So what are they seeing? Welts shaped like a dollar sign. Or maybe a gaping asshole where currency has fallen through?

Oh well "Swen can't help you?" But then again, I never underestimate the creative posers of Literotica.
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having a work do and watching my boss fall off the edge into the water, absolutely priceless
Tell the truth: You used the paramount powers of your puissant personality to push the putz.
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Old 02-19-2012, 12:09 PM   #14894
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^^^^^ Sir Winston made me smile with his post on another thread.
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Old 02-19-2012, 12:43 PM   #14895
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Bon voyage!
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Old 02-19-2012, 01:11 PM   #14897
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^^^^^ Sir Winston made me smile with his post on another thread.
Thank you. ::blush::
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Old 02-19-2012, 01:17 PM   #14898
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Wenchie's fantastic news made me smile today
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Old 02-21-2012, 07:59 AM   #14900
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Wenchie's fantastic news made me smile today
Me too! Yay, wenchie!
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