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Old 05-19-2011, 02:10 AM   #12351
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There is some asshat that has a beautiful GTO and for some reason he had it painted taxi cab yellow. There are not enough words to describe how completely wrong that is.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:35 AM   #12352
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Now those are some beautiful curves.....I wonder how she would look wearing purple?

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Old 05-19-2011, 06:45 AM   #12353
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^This.

And it's one of my favorite colors too.

There is some asshat that has a beautiful GTO and for some reason he had it painted taxi cab yellow. There are not enough words to describe how completely wrong that is.

Usually the people that I know who restore classic cars paint the ones with a lot of Bondo and waves in the body work yellow to trick the eye away from the imperfections.
 

Old 05-19-2011, 07:53 AM   #12354
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Cudas, GTOs, Chevelles, and Shelbys bring it everytime.
Agreed, but I don't like that scoop. It looks wrong.
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:55 AM   #12355
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I prefer the much more old skool, as it should be, models, without the bling and hoo ha. Just a nice shape, and power.

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Old 05-19-2011, 08:44 AM   #12356
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:53 AM   #12357
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Old 05-19-2011, 09:06 AM   #12358
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Old 05-19-2011, 09:31 AM   #12359
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I prefer the much more old skool, as it should be, models, without the bling and hoo ha. Just a nice shape, and power.
But, but pony cars are suppose to have hoo ha! Yeah, it’s hard to find models of these cars without scoops. I guess I don’t mind them on pony or muscle cars, and infact have been known to get all aquiver over shaker scoops. As long as the car doesn’t have a spoiler (if not for racing purposes). I once saw a mini-van, a MINI-VAN with a spoiler.

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Old 05-19-2011, 12:02 PM   #12360
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Rachel Maddow made me laugh last night at work, when she suggested people google "Santorum". The first search engine result. Priceless...
This is a great story. It all started with a Dan Savage column in response to some of Santorum's sanctimonious bullshit denouncing homosexual relationships. There have been so many links to the Savage site that Santorum has almost zero chance of having his own site show up on page one of a google search.

Serves the asshat right.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:08 PM   #12361
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But, but pony cars are suppose to have hoo ha! Yeah, itís hard to find models of these cars without scoops. I guess I donít mind them on pony or muscle cars, and infact have been known to get all aquiver over shaker scoops. As long as the car doesnít have a spoiler (if not for racing purposes). I once saw a mini-van, a MINI-VAN with a spoiler.
Some scoops are fine! I just prefer them a little more understated and streamlined, than obnoxious. And who needs hoo ha when the engine purrs like a satisfied liion that just ate a tiger?
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:04 PM   #12362
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Wooohooo my friends daughter just called to say she had passed her driving test first time and to thank me for giving her driving lessons.

Her reward is that she gets to drive one of my babies (with me in the car). After thinking this through properly after having a discussion about it with her I am having disturbing visuals of doing laps through town with the boy racers on a Friday or Saturday night with Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Rhianna or Lady Gaga up as loud as she can get them, oh the humiliation but she's pretty excited so I will just have to smile and try not to hide my face.
 

Old 05-19-2011, 08:32 PM   #12363
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:52 PM   #12364
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You know, Jeffrey Dahmer drove a Phantom Coupe. Just before he went all food processor on half the lithe teen boys in Milwaukee.

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He had good taste in cars. Not good taste in fine dining.

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Old 05-19-2011, 11:00 PM   #12365
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This is a great story. It all started with a Dan Savage column in response to some of Santorum's sanctimonious bullshit denouncing homosexual relationships. There have been so many links to the Savage site that Santorum has almost zero chance of having his own site show up on page one of a google search.

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He had good taste in cars. Not good taste in fine dining.

And I don't believe you anyway.
Google it.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:02 PM   #12366
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Okay.

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I looked at several pages with several permutations of the words "Rolls Royce, Jeffery Dahmer, car," etc, with no page saying exactly that Jeffery owned/drove a Rolls.

I'm confused. Where did you get your information? Because I ain't seein' it.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:49 PM   #12367
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Okay.

Edited to add:

I looked at several pages with several permutations of the words "Rolls Royce, Jeffery Dahmer, car," etc, with no page saying exactly that Jeffery owned/drove a Rolls.

I'm confused. Where did you get your information? Because I ain't seein' it.
FUCK! The internets are broken again.

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Old 05-20-2011, 01:51 AM   #12368
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Old 05-20-2011, 10:29 AM   #12369
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:03 PM   #12372
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Okay.

Edited to add:

I looked at several pages with several permutations of the words "Rolls Royce, Jeffery Dahmer, car," etc, with no page saying exactly that Jeffery owned/drove a Rolls.

I'm confused. Where did you get your information? Because I ain't seein' it.
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