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Old 05-14-2011, 09:31 PM   #12301
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Wait a minute...
May is also Zombie Cultural Appreciation month.

Any way we can combine the two?
Jack off during a screening of Night of the Living Dead?
Masturbate a zombie, maybe?
(I've done this before - no real trick to it.)
Didn't they do that in "Zombie Strippers?" Though I could be wrong, that movie was truly awful.
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Old 05-14-2011, 10:01 PM   #12302
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This early am newscast about the Shake Weight.

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Old 05-15-2011, 02:03 AM   #12303
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Old 05-15-2011, 06:57 AM   #12304
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:00 AM   #12305
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Well technically yesterday....

Watching my two granddaughters as flower girls and my nine month old grandson as ring bearer (carried by his Dad down the aisle). Just so adorable.
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Old 05-15-2011, 10:10 AM   #12306
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Well technically yesterday....

Watching my two granddaughters as flower girls and my nine month old grandson as ring bearer (carried by his Dad down the aisle). Just so adorable.
^^^this actually made me smile.
Congratulations to your family!

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Didn't they do that in "Zombie Strippers?" Though I could be wrong, that movie was truly awful.
I didn't see it, but a masturbating zombie Jenna Jameson would be hot!
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Old 05-15-2011, 11:39 AM   #12307
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Old 05-15-2011, 03:52 PM   #12308
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Looks like cum to me...

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Old 05-15-2011, 04:24 PM   #12309
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Old 05-15-2011, 06:12 PM   #12310
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Each World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth

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Old 05-15-2011, 06:31 PM   #12311
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Each World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth

World's Largest Gummy Worm Order Page
From what I understand, it's all about the girth for a gummy worm's girlfriend.
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Old 05-16-2011, 06:22 AM   #12312
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My friend trying to bluetooth a photo over to my phone from her phone and somehow she managed to send over ALL of her pics.

I don't think I will be looking her or her boyfriend in the eye again for awhile.
 

Old 05-16-2011, 06:35 AM   #12313
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My friend trying to bluetooth a photo over to my phone from her phone and somehow she managed to send over ALL of her pics.

I don't think I will be looking her or her boyfriend in the eye again for awhile.
lol OMG my friend did something similar, she sent a photo of her inserting something in herself to her partner only she sent it to a work contact instead who showed pretty much everyone!

Oh the shame
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And she lived her life with so much to say,
And her flowers, they grow more beautiful every day.
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Old 05-16-2011, 06:41 AM   #12314
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lol OMG my friend did something similar, she sent a photo of her inserting something in herself to her partner only she sent it to a work contact instead who showed pretty much everyone!

Oh the shame
Oh wow that is so much funnier. She would have been humiliated.

I was nice and only hid my phone for an hour after telling her what she had done, then let her delete the pics. I only looked at one *shudders*
 

Old 05-16-2011, 06:55 AM   #12315
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Oh wow that is so much funnier. She would have been humiliated.

I was nice and only hid my phone for an hour after telling her what she had done, then let her delete the pics. I only looked at one *shudders*
lol thats very decent of you i reckon.

My friend was really upset, poor thing. But after a while she saw the funny side of it. Im terrible with texts. I sent one to my Master calling him Sir accidently to my mum!
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And she lived her life with so much to say,
And her flowers, they grow more beautiful every day.
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Betwixt and Between........this reluctant antevasin

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Old 05-16-2011, 10:24 AM   #12316
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Guess what I learned today?!

How to snap your fingers?



What else made me smile today...hmmm...
Um, the above exchange between kiwi and minx made me giggle.

Oh, and a long awaited acceptance letter in to the only program of it's kind a multi-state area!
*big grin*
YAY!!!!!
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:32 AM   #12317
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my 3 yr old son tellin me he was having heart attack and needed chocolate for breakfast

and my 3 month old laughing at himself in the mirror and growling lol
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:03 PM   #12318
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Being home and spending time barefoot in my garden just wandering and drinking in the sweet smell of scarlet and lemon painted roses that are blooming.
 

Old 05-16-2011, 06:15 PM   #12319
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That he's fallen asleep curled up behind me with his hand wrapped around my hair. 12 years down the line, I am still totally smitten.
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Old 05-16-2011, 06:17 PM   #12320
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Being home and spending time barefoot in my garden just wandering and drinking in the sweet smell of scarlet and lemon painted roses that are blooming.
This is a lovely and entirely unfair picture. Spring stopped by briefly here, teased us into a priapic state, and left us for a younger, blonder city.
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:07 PM   #12321
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This is a lovely and entirely unfair picture. Spring stopped by briefly here, teased us into a priapic state, and left us for a younger, blonder city.
Daww. I could boast more about my sunshiny socal spring satiety but I am a subpar sadist.... so I will send a sunkissed hug and this instead.

 

Old 05-16-2011, 08:14 PM   #12322
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:34 PM   #12323
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FINALLY getting my laptop back after over a week
Yay for getting it back!

Made me ponder something though, in thinking about your laptop... Does a lap have a bottom? Can you bottom a lap? And if you can bottom a lap... how would you type?
 

Old 05-16-2011, 10:30 PM   #12324
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Daww. I could boast more about my sunshiny socal spring satiety but I am a subpar sadist.... so I will send a sunkissed hug and this instead.

You do know, don't you, that "subpar" is a good thing? This was a hot-streak five-under round of sadism.
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:30 AM   #12325
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sounds lovely...
It was an outdoorgasm.

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Oh, and a long awaited acceptance letter in to the only program of it's kind a multi-state area!
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This is a lovely and entirely unfair picture. Spring stopped by briefly here, teased us into a priapic state, and left us for a younger, blonder city.
$&@# trophy metros.
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