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03-30-2009, 04:25 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Originally Posted by Harmony_1985
I GOT ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW I GOT ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW
Like a damn bus!
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YAY  YAY YAY !!!
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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03-30-2009, 07:34 PM
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lost in my thoughts
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My mom telling me I make her feel depressed. 
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"The moments when we awake, beside the one we love, are very special ones."
"When I look into the eyes of my man, I see forever. I see warmth and safety. I see two hearts beating together for each other, for the rest of our lives."
"Someone once asked me where I thought heaven was. I pointed to him and said, 'In His arms.'"
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03-30-2009, 07:55 PM
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aKwatic
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Flight of the Conchords. Holy cow those guys make me laugh my arse off!
Also, David Sedaris, another rib tickler.
I love to laugh.
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03-30-2009, 08:01 PM
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skinnydipper
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Flight of the Conchords. Holy cow those guys make me laugh my arse off!
Also, David Sedaris, another rib tickler.
I love to laugh.
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Oh, yes. They're brilliant! Adorably cute and hilarious.
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03-30-2009, 09:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keroin
Flight of the Conchords. Holy cow those guys make me laugh my arse off!
Also, David Sedaris, another rib tickler.
I love to laugh.
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I love David Sedaris and have read all but his last, When You Are Engulfed in Flames.
That title is resonating with me. Off to the library, I think....
~LB
(Oh and I am so very happy about the un-named birds in my yard right now. I have no idea what or who they are, but there is a whole lotta sex going on in my backyard at the moment. I think this might be a sign of aging that I wax on all rhapsodical....about flippin birds...
But I still like my little birds.
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03-30-2009, 10:31 PM
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Assume the position!
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BLUNDERING PIRATES ATTACK NATO SHIP
Monday March 30,2009
Pirates who attacked a ship off the coast of Somalia got more than they bargained for when it turned out to be a naval vessel - from an international force against piracy, Nato said. The pirates apparently mistook the FGS Spessart for a commercial merchant ship when they targeted it in the Gulf of Aden, between Somalia and Yemen. The German supply ship pursued the pirate boat, joined by two other ships, a frigate, a helicopter and a plane.
A Nato spokesman said: "Poor judgment by the pirates turned out to be a real opportunity for seven nations representing three task forces to work together and strike a momentous blow for maritime safety and security." A boarding team discovered several weapons and transferred seven suspected pirates on to another German frigate. NATO said the suspects will remain on board until a decision is made as to where they will be prosecuted. Bwahahaha!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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03-30-2009, 10:42 PM
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Daring greatly
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
BLUNDERING PIRATES ATTACK NATO SHIP
Monday March 30,2009
Pirates who attacked a ship off the coast of Somalia got more than they bargained for when it turned out to be a naval vessel - from an international force against piracy, Nato said. The pirates apparently mistook the FGS Spessart for a commercial merchant ship when they targeted it in the Gulf of Aden, between Somalia and Yemen. The German supply ship pursued the pirate boat, joined by two other ships, a frigate, a helicopter and a plane.
A Nato spokesman said: "Poor judgment by the pirates turned out to be a real opportunity for seven nations representing three task forces to work together and strike a momentous blow for maritime safety and security." A boarding team discovered several weapons and transferred seven suspected pirates on to another German frigate. NATO said the suspects will remain on board until a decision is made as to where they will be prosecuted. Bwahahaha! |
I saw that. Good stuff!!
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-myinnerslut, from the Ropework Photos thread...
I am not usually one for titles. In my world, titles are reserved for relationships.
Millificent (aka "viv") and myinnerslut both call me "Master".
You can call me "Homburg". Still accepting Rope Bunny applications, of course.
Disclaimer: Live your life how you want to live. Be secure enough in what you do that _my_ words won't affect you. Because my opinion has no material meaning in your life beyond what you let it have.
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03-30-2009, 10:43 PM
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aKwatic
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Oh, yes. They're brilliant! Adorably cute and hilarious. |
Aren't they though? Every time the "Robots" song gets to the part with the Stephen Hawking voice, I lose it. Did you know that they originally pitched their TV series to TVNZ (New Zealand's TV station) but were rejected? Doh!
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Originally Posted by LilyBart
I love David Sedaris and have read all but his last, When You Are Engulfed in Flames.
That title is resonating with me. Off to the library, I think....
~LB
(Oh and I am so very happy about the un-named birds in my yard right now. I have no idea what or who they are, but there is a whole lotta sex going on in my backyard at the moment. I think this might be a sign of aging that I wax on all rhapsodical....about flippin birds...
But I still like my little birds.
~LB
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I am, as you know, a big fan of birds. When I lived in Costa Rica, I became a total bird geek. It was not uncommon to hear something along the lines of, "Oh my god, look! A Blue Crested Mot Mot!!", from me...in public.
I will be ordering some more Sedaris in my next Amazon order. I don't know how many times I've listened to the book-on-tape version of "Dress your Family in Corduroy" and I still laugh, until I nearly pee myself, at his description of Dutch Xmas traditions.
Oh, another thing that made me smile today, I placed my bi-monthly Amazon order. In six weeks I shall have new entertainment and reading material! Hooray! Praise be to Internet.
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03-30-2009, 10:48 PM
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Good to the last drop
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03-31-2009, 05:55 AM
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aKwatic
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Getting paid for an article I ghost wrote.
Then finding out the Loonie has dropped again so my USD paycheque will be larger than I expected.
Then, best of all, learning the story is going to be on the cover!
Seems I'm happy about a lot these days.
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03-31-2009, 08:32 AM
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sewing wench
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Dreaming all night of being in his arms, by his side, and doing even the most mondane of tasks. It felt like being home.
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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03-31-2009, 11:30 AM
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Virgin
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I smiled today at the thought of my ex behind me, bending me over the desk and whispering nasty things in my ear. Her hands running up my legs. Then I remembered I'm not supposed to be thinking about her that way anymore and felt sad. So two in one I guess.
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03-31-2009, 11:32 AM
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Literotica Guru
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The dream I had of Him last night...which was also depressing to think about it.
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Saturday night she's rockin' out by the bonfire
Flirtin' from that tailgate and crankin' up the dial
Come Sunday mornin' she'll be singing with the choir
Drivin' you crazy with that kiss me smile
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes
She's a little bit of heaven with a wild side
Got a rebel heart a country mile wide
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes
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03-31-2009, 12:16 PM
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Literotica Guru
Daddy2mylilgirl is offline
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Originally Posted by sinnocence
The dream I had of Him last night...which was also depressing to think about it.
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03-31-2009, 12:17 PM
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Sir's little slut
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The big grin and hello I got from a child at the nursery I went to for my interview.
I was being shown around and this little girl came up to me with a big grin and went "hello, are you coming to play?"
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every damn second of it!!
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03-31-2009, 12:23 PM
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indestructible.
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the stupidity of the common man... UNBELIEVABLE!!!
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Getting paid for an article I ghost wrote.
Then finding out the Loonie has dropped again so my USD paycheque will be larger than I expected.
Then, best of all, learning the story is going to be on the cover!
Seems I'm happy about a lot these days.
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congrats on the publication!
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leaving it all up to the universe... whatever will be will be
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything"
~ Harry S Truman
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03-31-2009, 09:09 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Hearing from Him when I didin't think I would.....
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“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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03-31-2009, 10:05 PM
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indestructible.
girlofurdreams is offline
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using my 'mad detective skillz' to suss out a trickster litster... will take more than that to fool me buddy 
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leaving it all up to the universe... whatever will be will be
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything"
~ Harry S Truman
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03-31-2009, 10:44 PM
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Indefinable
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Originally Posted by girlofurdreams
using my 'mad detective skillz' to suss out a trickster litster... will take more than that to fool me buddy |
I wanna be nosy. who is it??????? |
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03-31-2009, 11:22 PM
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indestructible.
girlofurdreams is offline
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Originally Posted by ultramarineblue
I wanna be nosy. who is it???????
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look out for a PM 
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leaving it all up to the universe... whatever will be will be
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything"
~ Harry S Truman
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03-31-2009, 11:44 PM
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Indefinable
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Originally Posted by girlofurdreams
look out for a PM |
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03-31-2009, 11:46 PM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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Originally Posted by girlofurdreams
congrats on the publication!
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Thanks. Even if no one will know I wrote it, I'm still stoked. It's a big gig and the folks I wrote it for are pleased as the proverbial punch.
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03-31-2009, 11:47 PM
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indestructible.
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Originally Posted by Keroin
Thanks. Even if no one will know I wrote it, I'm still stoked. It's a big gig and the folks I wrote it for are pleased as the proverbial punch.
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that's awesome
...and YOU will know you wrote it
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leaving it all up to the universe... whatever will be will be
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything"
~ Harry S Truman
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04-01-2009, 11:24 AM
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His/His dirty lil' secret
Kajira Callista is offline
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Does yesterday count?
Found out that the teacher who trained me to be a phleb is working for an up and coming company that I just applied for a job with 
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“Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart."
William Butler Yeats
Take the love that comes to you today, embrace it for all it is worth, and return it threefold, tenfold, a hundredfold. Take the joy that comes to you today, embrace it for all it is worth, and return it. Take even the sorrows that come, for not all of life can be wondrously fine and happy and laughing, and embrace them for what they're worth...
And give tomorrow unto tomorrow, for we never know if it will come at all.
Sir Winston
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04-01-2009, 11:27 AM
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Barefoot sage
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keroin
Thanks. Even if no one will know I wrote it, I'm still stoked. It's a big gig and the folks I wrote it for are pleased as the proverbial punch.
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Sweet! Congrats to you!
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