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Old 03-30-2009, 04:25 PM   #5576
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I GOT ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW I GOT ANOTHER JOB INTERVIEW

Like a damn bus!
YAY YAY YAY !!!
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Old 03-30-2009, 07:34 PM   #5577
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Old 03-30-2009, 07:55 PM   #5578
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Flight of the Conchords. Holy cow those guys make me laugh my arse off!

Also, David Sedaris, another rib tickler.

I love to laugh.
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:01 PM   #5579
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Flight of the Conchords. Holy cow those guys make me laugh my arse off!

Also, David Sedaris, another rib tickler.

I love to laugh.
Oh, yes. They're brilliant! Adorably cute and hilarious.
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Old 03-30-2009, 09:21 PM   #5580
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Flight of the Conchords. Holy cow those guys make me laugh my arse off!

Also, David Sedaris, another rib tickler.

I love to laugh.
I love David Sedaris and have read all but his last, When You Are Engulfed in Flames.

That title is resonating with me. Off to the library, I think....

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(Oh and I am so very happy about the un-named birds in my yard right now. I have no idea what or who they are, but there is a whole lotta sex going on in my backyard at the moment. I think this might be a sign of aging that I wax on all rhapsodical....about flippin birds...

But I still like my little birds.


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Old 03-30-2009, 10:31 PM   #5581
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BLUNDERING PIRATES ATTACK NATO SHIP
Monday March 30,2009

Pirates who attacked a ship off the coast of Somalia got more than they bargained for when it turned out to be a naval vessel - from an international force against piracy, Nato said. The pirates apparently mistook the FGS Spessart for a commercial merchant ship when they targeted it in the Gulf of Aden, between Somalia and Yemen. The German supply ship pursued the pirate boat, joined by two other ships, a frigate, a helicopter and a plane.

A Nato spokesman said: "Poor judgment by the pirates turned out to be a real opportunity for seven nations representing three task forces to work together and strike a momentous blow for maritime safety and security." A boarding team discovered several weapons and transferred seven suspected pirates on to another German frigate. NATO said the suspects will remain on board until a decision is made as to where they will be prosecuted.
Bwahahaha!
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Old 03-30-2009, 10:42 PM   #5582
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BLUNDERING PIRATES ATTACK NATO SHIP
Monday March 30,2009

Pirates who attacked a ship off the coast of Somalia got more than they bargained for when it turned out to be a naval vessel - from an international force against piracy, Nato said. The pirates apparently mistook the FGS Spessart for a commercial merchant ship when they targeted it in the Gulf of Aden, between Somalia and Yemen. The German supply ship pursued the pirate boat, joined by two other ships, a frigate, a helicopter and a plane.

A Nato spokesman said: "Poor judgment by the pirates turned out to be a real opportunity for seven nations representing three task forces to work together and strike a momentous blow for maritime safety and security." A boarding team discovered several weapons and transferred seven suspected pirates on to another German frigate. NATO said the suspects will remain on board until a decision is made as to where they will be prosecuted.
Bwahahaha!
I saw that. Good stuff!!
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Oh, yes. They're brilliant! Adorably cute and hilarious.
Aren't they though? Every time the "Robots" song gets to the part with the Stephen Hawking voice, I lose it. Did you know that they originally pitched their TV series to TVNZ (New Zealand's TV station) but were rejected? Doh!

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I love David Sedaris and have read all but his last, When You Are Engulfed in Flames.

That title is resonating with me. Off to the library, I think....

~LB

(Oh and I am so very happy about the un-named birds in my yard right now. I have no idea what or who they are, but there is a whole lotta sex going on in my backyard at the moment. I think this might be a sign of aging that I wax on all rhapsodical....about flippin birds...

But I still like my little birds.


~LB
I am, as you know, a big fan of birds. When I lived in Costa Rica, I became a total bird geek. It was not uncommon to hear something along the lines of, "Oh my god, look! A Blue Crested Mot Mot!!", from me...in public.

I will be ordering some more Sedaris in my next Amazon order. I don't know how many times I've listened to the book-on-tape version of "Dress your Family in Corduroy" and I still laugh, until I nearly pee myself, at his description of Dutch Xmas traditions.

Oh, another thing that made me smile today, I placed my bi-monthly Amazon order. In six weeks I shall have new entertainment and reading material! Hooray! Praise be to Internet.
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Getting paid for an article I ghost wrote.

Then finding out the Loonie has dropped again so my USD paycheque will be larger than I expected.

Then, best of all, learning the story is going to be on the cover!



Seems I'm happy about a lot these days.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:32 AM   #5586
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Dreaming all night of being in his arms, by his side, and doing even the most mondane of tasks. It felt like being home.
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:30 AM   #5587
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The dream I had of Him last night...which was also depressing to think about it.
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Old 03-31-2009, 12:16 PM   #5589
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The dream I had of Him last night...which was also depressing to think about it.
I can't wait to hear about it.
 

Old 03-31-2009, 12:17 PM   #5590
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The big grin and hello I got from a child at the nursery I went to for my interview.

I was being shown around and this little girl came up to me with a big grin and went "hello, are you coming to play?"
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Old 03-31-2009, 12:23 PM   #5591
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Getting paid for an article I ghost wrote.

Then finding out the Loonie has dropped again so my USD paycheque will be larger than I expected.

Then, best of all, learning the story is going to be on the cover!



Seems I'm happy about a lot these days.
congrats on the publication!
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:09 PM   #5592
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Hearing from Him when I didin't think I would.....
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using my 'mad detective skillz' to suss out a trickster litster... will take more than that to fool me buddy
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using my 'mad detective skillz' to suss out a trickster litster... will take more than that to fool me buddy
I wanna be nosy. who is it???????
 

Old 03-31-2009, 11:22 PM   #5595
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I wanna be nosy. who is it???????
look out for a PM
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congrats on the publication!
Thanks. Even if no one will know I wrote it, I'm still stoked. It's a big gig and the folks I wrote it for are pleased as the proverbial punch.
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Thanks. Even if no one will know I wrote it, I'm still stoked. It's a big gig and the folks I wrote it for are pleased as the proverbial punch.
that's awesome

...and YOU will know you wrote it
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:24 AM   #5599
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:27 AM   #5600
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Thanks. Even if no one will know I wrote it, I'm still stoked. It's a big gig and the folks I wrote it for are pleased as the proverbial punch.
Sweet! Congrats to you!
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