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12-31-2008, 01:53 PM
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Literotica Guru
graceanne is online now
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Location: Oregon, US
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K: "Goodnight, sexy."
Me: "G'night, sexy."
K: "Hey, you can't use the same pet name as me!"
Me: "Fine. Good night snookie winkums."
*pause*
K: "Sexy's fine."
Me: "Thought you'd see it that way."
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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12-31-2008, 01:58 PM
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Sir's little slut
Harmony_1985 is offline
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Lmao Gracey. Men don't do pet names much, or at least mine doesn't.
I just call him a dork, cos he is 
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every damn second of it!!
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12-31-2008, 02:01 PM
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jrmafia is offline
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recieving a gift from my darling to me and my son that all can realy enjoy a lot
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Right now we are at 0 marks.
I am sitting here enjoying the pictures I recieve,
from her everyday.
pictures of me
Panties thread
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12-31-2008, 02:03 PM
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graceanne is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Harmony_1985
Lmao Gracey. Men don't do pet names much, or at least mine doesn't.
I just call him a dork, cos he is |
Almost all his pet names are ones I used for him (including sexy) and he picked 'em up. The only original one is 'pea' (short for sweat pea). He did that one, himself.
And I used to call K the king of dorks. He said he didn't mind, cause at least he's the king.
Dominants. 
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
*~*~*
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
*~*~*
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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12-31-2008, 02:28 PM
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Windflower is offline
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My av was peed on.
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12-31-2008, 07:21 PM
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NALA CAYENNE is offline
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*does the happy dance* I spent time with Master  |
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12-31-2008, 08:16 PM
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Lurking behind the scenes
PatchIsMe is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Harmony_1985
Lmao Gracey. Men don't do pet names much, or at least mine doesn't.
I just call him a dork, cos he is |
LMAO ! Dork is a term of endearment in our home too !! |
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01-01-2009, 04:17 AM
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Sir's little slut
Harmony_1985 is offline
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IRELAND TODAY IRELAND TODAY *jumps up and down*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Sir was on Yahoo when I logged on, so I got to speak to him today before I go!
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01-01-2009, 09:14 AM
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DrkSwords pet
SubKekiLee is offline
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Talking to Sir 3x today.. and being told I am the one he talks to the most.. YAY! I cannot wait to see what the future holds. . 
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01-01-2009, 09:59 AM
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Subbly Bookworm
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The gothic choker and how amazing it looks |
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01-01-2009, 11:04 AM
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Polysyllable Whore x
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Discovering my 6 month old 'female' kitten is actually male. Oops. 
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Registered Slave no. 519-742-115
Lit fucktoy to Ms Indigo 
Alais's Settlement Chapter 2 Chapter 3
"Humans need fantasy to be human; to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape." ~ Terry Pratchett
"We are animals. With language. What a responsibility." ~ easternsun
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01-01-2009, 01:14 PM
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Happily insatiable always
catalina_francisco is offline
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Tim Minchin - Inflatable You...sadly, not the version I heard a couple of nights ago, but still good.
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01-02-2009, 12:36 AM
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Sir's wonder woman
Bandit58 is offline
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Originally Posted by VelvetDarkness
Discovering my 6 month old 'female' kitten is actually male. Oops. |
Think of it this way - desexing will be a lot cheaper
For future reference, male kittens have three "spots", females have two  Although I was caught out once with a black kitten which I thought was female but turned out to be male just like yours |
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01-02-2009, 01:26 AM
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DrkSwords pet
SubKekiLee is offline
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HIS very unexpected late night phone call.. mhmmmm,m,,m
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01-02-2009, 10:26 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Fark comes through for me again. The blurb:
"Nothing says "I have class" like a $2700 bronze yard statue featuring two children who appear to be farking."
Would you buy it? (Offered for sale on Overstock.com... and doesn't even include the water pump!)
- Enhance your home with this beautiful and unique sculpture
- Water flows from water fountain on this delightful fountain
- Intended for outdoor use
- Sculpture boasts bronze finish color
- Dimensions:47 inches high x 20 inches wide x 24 inches deep
- Water pump not included
Those idiots at photobucket posted a "violates our terms of use" tag on this picture! WTF?
Disclaimer: I know, I know. It's really a sweet innocent portrayal of a boy helping a little girl get a drink. But the Fark blurb just cracked me up when I saw the pic. And the "Water pump not included" kind of topped it off with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-02-2009, 04:26 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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Finding the christmas card from Jounar's mom in the mail this afternoon. 
Was very sweet, something about a warm wish for every mile between us. Just a warm fuzzy moment.
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01-02-2009, 06:55 PM
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DrkSwords pet
SubKekiLee is offline
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Sir taking my advice and buying himself a BRAND new 2009 Harley Dyna
I just love this MAN~~~~~
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01-02-2009, 11:12 PM
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Sir's wonder woman
Bandit58 is offline
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A phone call from my 20 yr old daughter.
A little history: She lives with my ex husband and has only rung me twice in 5 years, I have always had to call her - until now. Whether he has mellowed a bit over time I don't know, but it's great to finally get a call from her! |
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01-03-2009, 07:07 AM
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Sir's little slut
Harmony_1985 is offline
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Waking up next to him.
Unexpected bum grabbing.
Kissing.
Hand holding.
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01-03-2009, 10:14 AM
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DrkSwords pet
SubKekiLee is offline
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My Sir telling me HOW hot I looked on NYE with and without my dress.
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01-03-2009, 01:46 PM
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NALA CAYENNE is offline
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Talking to Master and making plans to see him on Wednesday  |
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01-03-2009, 10:46 PM
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This made me laugh.
Escalator Trick Ride
Even though, the thought of her possibly falling and having her hair (followed by most of her scalp and face, and maybe an ear or something) get stuck (in the mechanics of the teeth-like connections between each step) made me cringe a little. |
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01-03-2009, 10:53 PM
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The freakin' hilarious ending to the movie Little Miss Sunshine. The talent scene at the end of this movie is so funny I end up crying!!
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01-04-2009, 12:25 AM
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Dreamer of Dreams
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Yesterday night - the most incredible orgasm I've ever had, which occurred while wearing a schoolgirl outfit and being held down on a bed by my Owners, who used their fingers and a vibrator to rock my world after a long hour or so of beatings.
This morning - some girly love in bed with Mistress, followed by Master putting me on the breakfast table and using his tongue and teeth on me. Yummy way to start the day!
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01-04-2009, 12:28 AM
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Really Experienced
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The Numa Numa song. Cracks me up every time.
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