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Old 12-04-2008, 10:54 PM   #4626
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Ya know, my ex actually got upset when my boobs grew. When we met I was a 40C, which was just enough to make a handful for him. When we got married I was a 38D, he didn't like that because he couldn't cup his hand around my entire breast. Now I'm a 36DD.

Lucky me Jounar does not have the same issues with my breasts being "more than a handful"
Oh, I don't have any issues with breasts being *any* size, large or small, as long as they're natural, or *look* natural. What gets me is the ones like CM described, 30FF or 30G and clearly artificial.
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Old 12-04-2008, 11:03 PM   #4627
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Old 12-04-2008, 11:12 PM   #4628
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I'm 59 and I'm not old; therefore, "almost 37" is not old, either. I'm 6'3" - you're a wee bit of a thing. I'm not gonna compare boob sizes with you , but 32C is not flat chested. Haven't you ever heard the saying, "More than a mouthful is superfluous?"
(warning - I've had a glass of wine and I'm borderline grumpy )

It may not be "old" in your world, but some days it's starting to feel "old" in mine.

6'3" means that yes, I am a "wee bit of a thing"... except that I've been this tall since I was 10. Taller than both parents, my sister, every guy I knew growing up (except one - and even he preferred my 5'2" best friend), my ex-husband, and I'm a head taller than 95% of the people I encounter on any given day. Without heels. (I'm 6' - 6'1" in heels)

No, 32C [see Av] isn't "flat chested" in my personal universe (it took several weeks to get used to being that "big" once I was properly fitted); it is flat chested when you encounter women on a daily basis who look at you and shake their heads in pity.

(Seriously - hardest part of my job is pointing out to [very rude] women who wear a 38H+ - which means a bust line 11" + larger than their rib cage - that *I* have to spend $75+ per bra too, because the only companies that fit me are high end French brands that start at $60 - $75 and quickly move up to $120 - $175+ for one bra.)

Really - I do appreciate who I am/what I have. I wouldn't want to be any different than I am, and on a weekly (sometimes daily) basis people mistake me for the mid-twenties nanny/upgraded younger second wife, instead of a mom of 5 kids (teenager to preschooler)... not everyone can say that at my age. But damn Hooters Girls are good for bringing all the body image/inferiority issues to the surface. LOL
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I thanked them and told them if they ever needed a professional fitting, we specialized in bra fittings and would be happy to help them. I was not bold enough to ask what size they wore (although professional opinion based on a quick eyeball was around a 30FF or 30G - well done but obvious augmentation).

Teeeeeeeny tiny little 5 foot tall, size zero, well endowed 18 year olds.

Yes I felt old (almost 37), amazonian (5'8"), flat chested (32C), gangly (see tall comment), and old (almost 37). By the way, did I mention old?
Ahem, young lady, you are taller than the Hooters gal for sure. But on every other criterion you win hands down. I mean, really, when was the last time you tried to hold a meaningful conversation with a 21 year old - even one who actually had a brain? And I will not allow you to go into self-critique mode particularly when you are sporting that most delectable av.
 

Old 12-05-2008, 07:43 AM   #4630
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(warning - I've had a glass of wine and I'm borderline grumpy )

It may not be "old" in your world, but some days it's starting to feel "old" in mine.

6'3" means that yes, I am a "wee bit of a thing"... except that I've been this tall since I was 10. Taller than both parents, my sister, every guy I knew growing up (except one - and even he preferred my 5'2" best friend), my ex-husband, and I'm a head taller than 95% of the people I encounter on any given day. Without heels. (I'm 6' - 6'1" in heels)

No, 32C [see Av] isn't "flat chested" in my personal universe (it took several weeks to get used to being that "big" once I was properly fitted); it is flat chested when you encounter women on a daily basis who look at you and shake their heads in pity.

(Seriously - hardest part of my job is pointing out to [very rude] women who wear a 38H+ - which means a bust line 11" + larger than their rib cage - that *I* have to spend $75+ per bra too, because the only companies that fit me are high end French brands that start at $60 - $75 and quickly move up to $120 - $175+ for one bra.)

Really - I do appreciate who I am/what I have. I wouldn't want to be any different than I am, and on a weekly (sometimes daily) basis people mistake me for the mid-twenties nanny/upgraded younger second wife, instead of a mom of 5 kids (teenager to preschooler)... not everyone can say that at my age. But damn Hooters Girls are good for bringing all the body image/inferiority issues to the surface. LOL

See, i'm thankful i don't have boobs big enough to cripple my back, but by the same time, i'd like mine big enough that i can actually wear a bra.

Sir says mine actually look like i'm a B cup, but i have quite a broad back, so i can't get a bra to fit right, because to get one to go round me means they're too big in the cup.
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:31 PM   #4631
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Old 12-05-2008, 08:35 PM   #4633
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See, i'm thankful i don't have boobs big enough to cripple my back, but by the same time, i'd like mine big enough that i can actually wear a bra.

Sir says mine actually look like i'm a B cup, but i have quite a broad back, so i can't get a bra to fit right, because to get one to go round me means they're too big in the cup.
I'm like you too - B cup and broad in the back. I use bra extenders to get a size 14B (36") to go around me. Once I managed to find a 16B (38") bra but they only had the one in stock Most size 16 bras here start at a C cup which is too baggy

*I realise there's a difference between US and Aussie sizing*

CutieMouse - I had a hard time coming to terms with turning 50 in October....but I've been told (and not just by Sir ) that I look better than a lot of 40 year olds. I'm fit, relatively healthy, 5'8" tall and about 70kg (156lbs) on a good day. After years of a poor self image I'm coming to terms with myself, and it feels good
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:16 PM   #4634
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I thanked them and told them if they ever needed a professional fitting, we specialized in bra fittings and would be happy to help them. I was not bold enough to ask what size they wore (although professional opinion based on a quick eyeball was around a 30FF or 30G - well done but obvious augmentation).

Teeeeeeeny tiny little 5 foot tall, size zero, well endowed 18 year olds.

Yes I felt old (almost 37), amazonian (5'8"), flat chested (32C), gangly (see tall comment), and old (almost 37). By the way, did I mention old?
I'm as tall as you (forget about the fact that I am older) and get that amazon feeling often. I still don't know if its the height or the (proportional) width that gets me.

However...back on topic...

I passed a little storefront in our arts district today. A frame shop for artwork. I kid you not, it was called: "Well Hung."

This made me laugh a little. And I am impressed with the chutzpah of the person willing to name his/her business that way. Really.

I think I may be doing all future framing there. Just because.

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Old 12-06-2008, 03:58 AM   #4635
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I thanked them and told them if they ever needed a professional fitting, we specialized in bra fittings and would be happy to help them. I was not bold enough to ask what size they wore (although professional opinion based on a quick eyeball was around a 30FF or 30G - well done but obvious augmentation).

Teeeeeeeny tiny little 5 foot tall, size zero, well endowed 18 year olds.

Yes I felt old (almost 37), amazonian (5'8"), flat chested (32C), gangly (see tall comment), and old (almost 37). By the way, did I mention old?
I'm 5'8" too, with a 40DD bust. It's a nightmare to find well fitting bras that don't cost the earth. And can I just add...you are not old!!
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My best friend is only 5'3". All good things come in small packages...

okay that was a complete cliche, but very true!
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You all make me feel short! i'm only 5 foot 5!!!!
I'm 5'3 ish. Gracie is even shorter, and there are a few other shorties around here.

I talk about my shortness so much that Jounar was worried I was some sort of midget *giggles* He's 6'4. But in my favorite shoes I am eye level with his chin.
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I'm 5'3 ish. Gracie is even shorter, and there are a few other shorties around here.

I talk about my shortness so much that Jounar was worried I was some sort of midget *giggles* He's 6'4. But in my favorite shoes I am eye level with his chin.
*nods* I'm 5ft 2.....and a half
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I'm 5'3 ish. Gracie is even shorter, and there are a few other shorties around here.

I talk about my shortness so much that Jounar was worried I was some sort of midget *giggles* He's 6'4. But in my favorite shoes I am eye level with his chin.
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and I am 5ft and half inch ...
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I'm 5'3 ish. Gracie is even shorter, and there are a few other shorties around here.

I talk about my shortness so much that Jounar was worried I was some sort of midget *giggles* He's 6'4. But in my favorite shoes I am eye level with his chin.
When i've got my heels on, i'm about the same sort of height as Sir, which is good cos it means i can reach lol.
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