Gents, show the "meat you love to beat!"

mcopado

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Ladies & Gents, show the "meat you love to beat!"

Though I prefer to use a long "dry rub" on mine actually :D

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mcopado/Meat.jpg

I like to cook it slowly until the juice runs out...
Especially with Hickory and applewood.

They say it's "not the meat it's the motion," "length doesn't matter as long as you can fit it in your mouth" and that women really love a man who knows how to "cook."

So do you like to "Pound your veal," or stick your big "bratwurst" between a nice tight bun?

So show us that juicy "tubesteak" you grilled over the long weekend, or your favorite "Big Buford."

But for god sakes, don't be chicken....You don't wanna get smoked do you?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mcopado/smoker.jpg

Back in Missouri, in seminary, my cottage mate Bill and I shared a passion for cooking as our creative outlet from the endless hours of study, prayer and medition, and the sheer numbing boredom of living in an isolated rural setting...

We had three day weekends, so on Fridays, we'd whip up homemade baignets and some chicory coffee, then we'd drive 45 minutes or so to the Kansas City Farmer's market and load up on meat and produce...We even cultivated the friendship of this cajun who would come up every week with a refrigerated truck full of anything you can imagine...un cured hams, whole goats , pigs, lambs, and steaks..the freshest chickens you've ever tasted...Or we'd get some fresh buffalo meat...

We'd bring it home and break out the rubs and marianades and get everything ready... Then on Saturdays, year round we'd load up my coleman smoker (and sometimes borrow a neighbors and stack two on top of each other), load it up with Hickory, apple juice and sometimes cherry or apple wood if we could get some.

If the weather was nice we'd put our dining room table up on the lawn of our cottage, and study for the 10-12 hours the stuff needed to smoke. And blast Reggae or the great KC NPR music programming out our window.

Then as it got towards dinner time, imagine this, we'd suddenly be surrounded by other students, retreat people, visiting ministers, and theweekend security people (who always came "thinking the place was on fire," even after we fed them the first time.)

When we'd double stack the smoker, they'd say they came to see if we elected the next "pope" yet.

We'd end up making several pounds of Garlic Mashed potatos, & roasted corn. Smetimes we'd break out our homemade potato chips. One of our classmates from Cuba would bring over a big pot of black beans. Someone would bring tortillas or a sheet cake and we'd feast hardy....

Or Bill would make a couple of pies or I'd do a hot cobbler for dessert instead.

The only thing we couldn't officially have on the grounds was booze...though occasionally the granddaughter of the founder of Unity, Rosemary Fillmore would drive up (she was in her 70's and lived behind our cottage) with a couple of bottles of wine...Hey how could we say no to that?


And we'd have amazing leftovers for the next week until we'd do it again...

So guys (and gals) show me what you got?

Any kinda food porn works!
 
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pink_ said:
You men of god are such a tease.

Oh and this from miss "I played with my pussy this morning" threads!?!

Hey if you wanna see my "tubestake" you gotta pm me your email...But I'd also need to see your "tulips" :catroar:
 
mcopado said:
Oh and this from miss "I played with my pussy this morning" threads!?!

Hey if you wanna see my "tubestake" you gotta pm me your email...But I'd also need to see your "tulips" :catroar:


Hey, i only posted my kitties in that thread and my tulips are already posted on Lit silly.
 
pink_ said:
Hey, i only posted my kitties in that thread and my tulips are already posted on Lit silly.

Lol, and your pic thread made me "polish my crozier" on many occasion....especially imagining "watering" those tulips of yours....

Sorry I used up all my food analogies in the intro..... :D
 
Gotta love a nice, juicy bratwurst between my hot buns...

(sorry, that's all I've got... food euphemisms are not my forte!)
 
mcopado said:
But for god sakes, don't be chicken....You don't wanna get smoked do you?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mcopado/smoker.jpg

All I know is, after seeing this, I've got stars in my eyes once again for you, sweetheart! Yummmmmmmm....ok...I still have some important catching up to do elsewhere but I'll see you around soon!

What sides would you recommend with this, guys? Oh my...mouth-watering!
 
A reverend on a porn board..? Must be one helluva congregation..
 
Hikari said:
A reverend on a porn board..? Must be one helluva congregation..

It's getting harder and harder to be surprised around here...there's a little bit of everything for everybody. Why not a sex-crazed rev? There are so many...Mike's just up front about his love of all things carnal...not just sex...he is a true hedonist! And not a bit afraid of it! :catroar: :cathappy: :p :devil:
 
Hikari said:
A reverend on a porn board..? Must be one helluva congregation..

Hi Hikari...

Yeah, only been here for about 3 years though....

Yeah even though I'm currently a freelance minister, my congregants do like me for my openness....If I'm open then they can be about stuff...

One of my former board member's son just left for the navy...before he left and turned 19 (drinking age across the border in Canada) We took him to um what we call the "Windor Ballet." Over here.....

We figured he was old enough to drink and get a lap dance If he was old enough to be sent to Iraq....
 
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SexyWench said:


I'm sooo stunned that I can't think of an appropriate food metaphor right now..

"I want to eat you" has been done to death. (although it is true)

I keep thinking about Mounds candy bars for some reason...actually almond joy seems more apropriate; something about "mouth sized bites of chocolatey goodness..."

Almond Joy bits...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1d/Almond_Joy.jpg/180px-Almond_Joy.jpg

Your Joyous bits...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/SexyWench/Nipples/b10.jpg

Any resemblance???

Uh...anyway yours looks more delictable....May I have a taste?
 
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