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m wisdom

m wisdom

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Last night the bed broke under Agie and me.
Twice. :rolleyes:
Apparently it didn't like us humping around like two lovestruck rabbits. So today i replaced the broken wood frame with a steel one. It should hold better :D

What have killed the mood for you?
 
LOL, we also had that problem due to a weak weld point....we immediately reinforced the whole thing and haven't had a problem since. :cathappy:

Catalina
 
yeah a broken bed kills the mood for me - never had it happen TWICE though ;)

Mood killers include that horrible moment when the cock slips out and hits a special painful spot instead of the pussy and both people scream in pain and have to spend a couple minutes fighting back tears.
 
For me definitely when my mum phones and leaves a really long message on the answerphone, that we have to listen to as she leaves it lol :rolleyes:

Its happened three times now! Must remember to take the phone off next time...
 
Oh god ... being the resident sexual predator I'm uniquely qualified for this one.


When on secluded beach(you think) a State police man slippers up on you.. turns a spot light on your bare ass with a gun in the other hand and screams don't move.. are you OK Miss.. he won't hit you again..


Hotel security banging on your door wondering what is going on.


unexpected air turbulence..


her dog eating your briefs and starts growling,

Your playing in the office in the middle of the night, and you hear the little chime letting you know someone just deactivated perimeter security

your sub starts begging for something you believe to be physically harmful:(


more to come as I ponder I'm sure..
 
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Sharing a one-bedroom hotel suite (i.e. me being in the living room on the sofa bed)with my parents was enough to make me want to be celibate for months afterward.....we have an agreement on two-bedroom suites now - I'm there to bond with my mother, not wake to dully watch my father fetch the paper in boxers.
"We need to go to the drugstore, Mum."
"Why, did you forget something?"
"No, I'm buying earplugs."

I wrote a long ranting Email about that trip to my sister, but I think I later deleted it. She loved it, though, thought it was hilarious.
Seriously, though?

On the lines of the perimeter alarm is hearing the distinctive beeps of someone's car alarm after they've pulled into the driveway.

Realizing that no, someone WAS home after all, just asleep - until you woke them.

There's lots.
 
:chuckles: I covered this before .

I so -totally- lost it from the moment my brain registered the words 'I've got you under my skin...'

Libido decreased the longer the song went on , the more I giggled , the more I tried to control myself the worse it became. Hard to explain. I don't regret a single second.
 
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Being informed I was to reamin in 6" stilettos for the evening.

+

Being instructed to retrieve something from another room.

+

The cat deciding to weave between my ankles right as I entered the hallway, because she thought I was heading to the treats box.

=

Falling flat on my ass, scaring the crap out of the cat (she shot out of the room and didn't come out from under the bed for an hour), and twisting an ankle.

(He was very worried about me though, and from that point forward if either of us suggested something that might wander down the path of stupidity, we mention it to the other. ;) )
 
We usually manage to recover, but the one thing that always does it with me is near misses with the kids. You know, you're going at it, you hear a funny noise, pull the blankets up and a second later a child opens the door and says 'mama, can i have a glass of water?' :eek:

Oh, and getting stinging nettled was a mood killer, too.
 
LOL @ M_Wisdom and LadyA.
You two are like love struck teenagers when you look at each other :heart:

My worst, yet funniest, moment was when my kids were small.
I was 'busy' with my then lover and my eldest son knocked on the door and asked if they could have chocolate biscuits.
My response was 'Yes, Yes' (although not necessarilyas an answer to my son ), the response from behind the door was him shouting to his brother "We can have two!!"

As a rejoinder to that, some years later I was telling my sister in law that story. My husband walked in and said 'Oh I don't remember that' My response 'Well, thats because you weren't there!'
 
Our 16 year old daughter knocking on the door and saying, "Keep it down in there, I'm trying to sleep!"

The cat sniffing at our bits.

My mother-in-law calling every time. I swear she has a camera in the room! Talk about a turn off!
 
shy slave said:
LOL @ M_Wisdom and LadyA.
You two are like love struck teenagers when you look at each other :heart:

My worst, yet funniest, moment was when my kids were small.
I was 'busy' with my then lover and my eldest son knocked on the door and asked if they could have chocolate biscuits.
My response was 'Yes, Yes' (although not necessarilyas an answer to my son ), the response from behind the door was him shouting to his brother "We can have two!!"

As a rejoinder to that, some years later I was telling my sister in law that story. My husband walked in and said 'Oh I don't remember that' My response 'Well, thats because you weren't there!'
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Roflmao.. now this is funny!! nice one shy slave...
 
Busily, blissfully churning away... cat jumps off seven-foot wardrobe directly onto my ass, ten claws in each cheek (felt more like forty in each cheek).

Cat was thereafter banned from the bedroom.
 
Just happened yesterday. Getting oral from my partner when suddenly her gag reflex wins, that was fun.
 
TooTiredToLive said:
Busily, blissfully churning away... cat jumps off seven-foot wardrobe directly onto my ass, ten claws in each cheek (felt more like forty in each cheek).
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Owwwwch! Makes my ass hurt just reading this! Certain kinds of pain will never work, no matter what. *shudders*
 
this has never, ever happened to me, but i sometimes have fears that it might...

passing really smelly gas with lots of noise in the middle of oral sex (by either giver or receiver)

:rolleyes:
 
Another difficult moment was when I WASN'T giving Andante oral, I was just kneeling quietly in front of him and his daughter walked in.

I don't think I could have gone any redder.
I swear if he had not taken my hand and made me go and face her I would still be hiding in the corner LOL
 
shy slave said:
Another difficult moment was when I WASN'T giving Andante oral, I was just kneeling quietly in front of him and his daughter walked in.

I don't think I could have gone any redder.
I swear if he had not taken my hand and made me go and face her I would still be hiding in the corner LOL
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thats tough.... brava for being able to do that

how old is his daughter?
 
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we were interrupted by his mother during an anal experience... the topping on the cake? my FIRST anal experience.
 
shy slave said:
Another difficult moment was when I WASN'T giving Andante oral, I was just kneeling quietly in front of him and his daughter walked in.

I don't think I could have gone any redder.
I swear if he had not taken my hand and made me go and face her I would still be hiding in the corner LOL
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:bigsmiles: I remembered this story.
 
Well let me see broken a few beds in my day but was young enough to let nothing stop the pleasure.

I would though have to say that the most embarrassing thing that ever happened was during my first bondage attempt. My beau had just secured me to the bed and we heard the door handle jiggle. Neither one of us breathed for a few seconds and then we heard the door open and the booming voice of my mother's beau who was a policeman.

Now understand that once in the door everyone heads for the living room. My bedroom is directly across from the living room and there were no doors. My beau raced to untie me before F made it to the doorway and did succeed. I was covering my naked body as he was pulling his jeans on when F entered our field of vision. He looked to the living room and seeing no one there turned and looked to my bedroom and there we were a couple of blushing young adults giggling. He walked to the doorway and started to say something but something stopped him. He entered the room, stooped and picked up one of the stockings that was still secured to the bed post, looked at me grinning and said..."oh fun and games?"

It took me weeks before I could face F again and 28 years before I ever allowed anyone to tie me up again.



m wisdom said:
Last night the bed broke under Agie and me.
Twice. :rolleyes:
Apparently it didn't like us humping around like two lovestruck rabbits. So today i replaced the broken wood frame with a steel one. It should hold better :D

What have killed the mood for you?
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