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The Author's Hangout Melodrama Drinking Game
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}
DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.)
RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)
{with a nod to Mrs. Giggles, from whom I swiped the idea}
DISCLAIMER: Your inebriation and subsequent assholery are not my fault. (It's all in fun, people.)
RULES: Apply game to any contentious thread/issue. (Feel free to add your own.)
- The recently-registered but magically already knows everyone's triggers alt : 1 swig per post
- The holier-than-thou long-time Litizen : 2 swigs per post
- The Why-Can't-We-Get-Along? Pollyanna : 3 swigs per post
- The self-proclaimed warrior bitch : 2 swigs per post
- The self-proclaimed warrior bitch's fangrrls : 1 swig per post
- The multi-syllabic make-your-eyes-cross-in-boredom pseudo-rant : 4 swigs per post
- "I am invisible." : everybody go eat worms
- The derail-hostility-by-outrageous-flirting Litizen : 2 swigs per post
- The clueless newcomer trying to win points by siding with the underdog : 6 swigs per post
- The whine about the lack of writerly threads : chug!
- The spin-off thread emerges : *yawn*
- EL insults someone : hell freezes over
- The everything's-a-racial-slur defense : 3 swigs per post
- The clueless newbie who launches into a completely unrelated diatribe : 2 swigs per post
- SeaCat posts in a thread he didn't start : beer bong
- Someone points to their post count as a sign of self-importance : 4 swigs
- The rational debater : 1 swig per post
- The multi-syllabic rational debater : 2 swigs per post
- The multi-syllabic rational debater resorts to monosyllabic flirting in frustration : chug!
- The name-caller : 1 swig per post
- The multi-syllabic name caller : 3 swigs per post
- ElSol drops a droll, dead-on *burp* comment : 10 swigs
- The everything-I-say-is-stupid turd : 3 swigs per post
- Cloudy and her Spawn wave to each other online : 1 shot
- It inspires six new incest stories : 3 shots per story
- The clearly NOT isolated, Isolated Blurt : chug!
- The Do-you-have-a-point? essay : 4 swigs
- The_Fool blurts a poem about it : 5 swigs of the good scotch
- Juan-speak makes an appearance : break out the Jell-O shooters
- Somebody makes a comment about "all" men & Rob has a hissy fit on behalf of his gender : 8 swigs
- "What the fuck do you know?" : 2 swigs
- "Ann Coulter is hawt." : self-induced hurl
- Thread gets jacked by discussion of creative ways to humble Ann Coulter : 13 swigs
- Paris Hilton enters the discussion : half a swig
- Joe W magically shows up to proclaim his lust of Paris Hilton : chug!
- "Check out this YouTube video." : 1 swig
- "You can't possibly understand because you're not one of US." : 6 swigs
- "Why can't we just play nice?" : 4 swigs
- "This place is so clique-ish." : 3 swigs
- DP ends a political post without
or Box ends one without : bloody mary - Trysail posts in PINK... and small font. : mini pina colada shots
- Ami & Pure again demonstrate their inability to use the QUOTE function : 3 swigs per fucked-up quote (This may be outdated. They seem to have gotten the hang of it.)
- BFW starts another thread about DK harassing him : beer bong
- JBJ posts something abrasive : gargle with Jack Daniels
- SSS chastises others for quoting him : swallow it
- "I'm leaving Lit." : drink until everything gets dark
- "I'm back" (stealth version -- i.e., I hope y'all forget that I threw a hissy fit and stomped off) : wine cooler toast
- "I'm back. Where's my parade?" :
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