I have a Nigerian Loveslave...DO YOU have a Nigerian Loveslave?

mcopado

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Part 1
A couple weeks ago while surfing at another web forum I received an “interesting” PM. It was quite a surprise since I am rarely on that site and I hardly ever get any private messages there.

Hello,
My name is doris caldwell,i am a submissive young lady willing to get a man to explore new things together,i would not mind a live in sex slave so that we can have sex as long as we want and whenever you wish to,i want you to reply if you are serious about getting someone for your sexual desires.

I am willing to meet you so that we can get to know each other much more better,i want a serious master and slave relationship and not just cyber freinds if interested i will send you my pictures if you want,just let me have your email address in your replying mail and we shall get to meet soon,You can also send me an email on (doris4slave@yahoo.com)

Doris.

Now of course my curiosity was piqued, I mean what red blooded American male doesn’t want a live in love-slave? Now being a connoisseur of all manner of internet scams and come-ons, (Because I helped Al Gore invent the internets dontyaknow?) I figured that since no woman on Lit has ever made me such a wonderful proposition here where I’m known, why would I believe a woman on a site where I’m a complete stranger make me an offer...I smelled something fishy.

Also I’m always suspicious of people writing me on the web (especially on myspace) and immediately giving me their Yahoo email addresses, especially on sites that have their own internal communication means. Yahoo email addys are used commonly by scammers, spammers, phishers, and fake chat spambot users all the time. So my alarm bell started to go off…

Since I love to mess with 419, Nigerian, and Russian Bride Scammers, I decided to play around with this one, simply because it was nothing like the usual ones that I get since my “regular” email address indicates that I’m a minister. I tend to get the come-ons that I call the “Gud Kristien Gurl” scam. Usually they try to plan on the idea that since I’m a minister I want a good Holy bride of Christ type woman in my life (LOL). They’re email usually look like this;

How are you doing , well l'm xxx , l am 29yrs old , l am a single lady looking for reallove and a serious man to relocate for , l saw your profile on myspace and i decided to talk to you cause you sounds to be a nice and God fearing person ..... l am a nice lady too and love to meet someone who is intelligent, optimistic, romantic, able to love for a long time,I"d like to find the right man for me, better from U.S.A, whom I"d love to marry one day..... l am now in Nigeria for a Church Conference and i will be back after meeting someone who i will marry ....and if you got anything to say , you can email me your Yahoo Messenger lD on my private email which is :-XXXXXXX@yahoo.com and if you have a lnstant Messenger u can lM me on -XXXXX- looking forward to hear back from you.
Love, I hope,
XXX"

Another variation that I get is the Danish teacher teaching English in a Christian school in NIGERIA...Notice 2 common things here, the Yahoo addy in the email, and the Nigeria location. If you don’t know about these scams Wired magazine did a great piece on it http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2002/07/53818. There are also plenty of websites that provide info on the various scams, as well as places where people chronicle how they fought back http://www.419eater.com is one of the best and funniest sites.

Ok enough of the boring and educational crap. I want to show you the fun I had for about a two week period. Since this love-slave come-on was a new spin on an old scam, I just had to play along. I got into character. And I think I did some of my best writing ever…

So here’s my response to the pm.
Oh I would so love to play with you...Your profile picture is quite hot....I think I could have quite a lot of fun using and abusing you.

But I believe South Africa is quite a ways away. Though I would love to hear what you like having done to you...and see more pictures too...
[revvy]

“Her” response came back almost immediately;

send me your email then i send you more pics there,and about beingfar away i think we can decide to be together,if we are really commiteed to have fun with each other someday
Doris.

I sent her my “fake” yahoo email, the one that I use when I sign up for something that I know I’ll receive spam from.

And the fun really began ;-) To be continued…
 
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PART 2
Immediately I received an email alert from Yahoo ;

Hello,
Nice to hear from you my name doris caldwell,i think we need to know more about each other am originally from south africa,but i came here to Nigeria to meet my formal master who works at the American consuulate,but he has now been trasnfered to asia and since i found Nigeria to be a very interesting place i decided to stay back till i get another master whom i would move in with as a sex slave i am willing to have a master slave relationship,i am a sex slave willing to have a master to live in with who would dominate me sexually,i want a serious master and not internet sex commands.Let me know how sincere you are and if truly you would like to have a sex slave to satisfy your sexual desries,my pictures are attached to this mail.....hope to hear from you soon...........doris

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mcopado/doris25.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mcopado/doris1.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mcopado/doris4.jpg

Notice the NIGERIA switcheroo,also notice the amount of times the writer uses the word "sex" in the email. But the big question is, why would someone born in South Africa, who had a chance to go to Asia with a diplomat, choose to remain in Nigeria? Nigeria? The People living in Nigeria Can't wait to get the hell away from there, that's why they're writing to all of us in the US, men and women both, begging us to send them our bank account numbers and a plane ticket to America. Yet “ms. sex slave”, who supposedly could be heading to a cushy gig as a Geisha in Japan or somewhere chooses to stick around hot, droughty Nigeria looking for a better offer than Asia. Yeah, right...But hey, the pictures were of a cute chick, and hopefully there were more on whatever tourist’s stolen camera they had.

Oh btw, I googled “Doris Caldwell” and Nigeria to see if that name had been used before in these scams. What I found actually was that a Doris Caldwell had visited Nigeria a couple of years ago on some church sponsored missionary trip. So she probably had her bag stolen, and her identification and camera stolen. If that’s true than “real” Doris wasn’t as squeaky clean as her church paklshough. She likd to play dressup with her boyfriend.

My response;

Very attractive...but boring....if I want to even consider you as my slave I need to see more...I need to see your pussy for one thing Doris....I also need to see you humiliating yourself...or some pictures from when your previous master humiliated you...I don't play around Doris...I play serious....I demand total worship from my slave....

To which she sent me this response;

Hello,
I would have loved to send you pics of me and my formal master,but he is not an exhibitionist and does not like taking pics,you should like the ones i attached here,please check it out and tell me what you feel about my ass........wait to hear from you ..........doris

With these pictures;

http://img164.imagevenue.com/loc425/th_30892_dorisp1_123_425lo.jpg
http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc743/th_31231_dorisas1_123_743lo.jpg

Hmm, notice how she couldn’t provide pics that show her with her other guy? BECAUSE THEY DON’T EXIST, but the scammer had a convincing response. Also look at the pictures, can you see her face? Not clearly. I bring this point up in my response.

Nice pictures...your asshole looks quite fuckable....but still looks a little tight...needs to be wider if I am to thoroughly ream it out with my huge cock....which of course you'd have to lick clean of my cum and your shit afterwards....would you do that for me?

But the picture still aren't good enough Doris, how do I know that those are even really of you....I need to see what I'm getting...I DEMAND PICS OF YOUR PUSSY AND YOUR FACE IN THE SAME PICTURE......You're already disappointing me DORIS... I don't like disappointment....I find Disappointment boring.

I quite frankly didn’t expect anything more from “her.” I figured this was already becoming too much work for the scammer. Plus I didn’t expect any face/pussy picts to be available. But I did get a response back.

To be continued…
 
mcopado said:
I'll help you get one, Im now an expert!
im not sure
what would i feed it?
I had a goldfish and it died because i gave it a grilled cheese sandwhich
 
PART 3

About a day later I received another response, with a bunch of pictures. The mix of photos really led me to believe that they came from some tourist’s stolen camera…A tourist who probably is a freak in the sack mind you.

Revvy,
thanks you like my pics,i am most obliged,dont really have much pics,but am sending you all i have on my system for now,hope you like them,i really dont have a pics showing my pussy and face at the same time,but i think you will like the ones attached here........its a thing of the heart if you dont have much trust in me there is not much i can do about that,i am a very truthful person and i really dont get hurt when other dont trust me,i just feel thats how they feel,anyway its left for you to decide if you want me or not..........check out my pics and i hope to read from you soon..........doris

Here’s a sample of the picts, there were about 30 and a mix of vacation and “play” shots. Whoever this woman is I sure as heck wish she was my girlfriend…..*sigh*


http://img151.imagevenue.com/loc843/th_34865_doris40_123_843lo.jpg

http://img152.imagevenue.com/loc610/th_34848_doris4_123_610lo.jpg

http://img148.imagevenue.com/loc881/th_34843_doris1_123_881lo.jpg

http://img165.imagevenue.com/loc564/th_34859_doris39_123_564lo.jpg

http://img101.imagevenue.com/loc624/th_34857_doris37_123_624lo.jpg

http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc681/th_34853_doris15_123_681lo.jpg


My response.....I may have pushed it too far, I got no more responses after this one *WARNING CONTAINS REFRENCE TO A SEXUAL ACT THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED BLASPHEMOUS IN ALL 50 STATES*

Getting Better Doris,

But still disapointing....

I bet you didn't leave your last master....I bet he left you...If you were that good of a fuck slave he wouldn't have let you go....

I demand to see you humiliating yourself....If you don't have pictures on your system now...Take some in the next 24 hours...I want to see you degrade yourself....I want to see you fuk a crucifix...I want to see you drip candle wax on your tits and pussy lips....I want to see what you look like on your knees begging to lick the cock that I just removed from your ass....

Until then I want you to write to me and tell me in great detail what your master used to do to you...and what you did to him...no secrets darling....I want to know everything...and how you felt about it...how turned on you felt....and what you did about it when your master wasn't around...

I like my slaves beautiful, intelligent, and articulate....The kind that appear to everyone in the outside world as the perfect partner.....But when we're alone....

Well I figured that’d be it for sure, the crucifix reference might have scared him/her off….I was wrong!

To be continued…
 
alisonwunderlnd said:
im not sure
what would i feed it?
I had a goldfish and it died because i gave it a grilled cheese sandwhich

Well, being that their from Nigeria I would think that you wouldn't have to feed them too much. Dead goldfish maybe.
 
alisonwunderlnd said:
aye
BUT
would they stay healthy and strong?
I want my loveslave to go at me like a coked up bunny

I'd try to feed it Coked up Bunnies maybe, after all don't they say "you are what you eat?"
 
mcopado said:
I'd try to feed it Coked up Bunnies maybe, after all don't they say "you are what you eat?"
good point
the trouble comes into the whole ethical thing
my loveslave would probaly be a vegetarian if i ever found someone suitable
 
alisonwunderlnd said:
good point
the trouble comes into the whole ethical thing
my loveslave would probaly be a vegetarian if i ever found someone suitable

hmmmmm......coked up tofu burgers?
 
mcopado said:
hmmmmm......coked up tofu burgers?
aye
thats a maybe
what does your loveslave do for you?
I would want a pedicure ,,,dinner
and someone to mow the lawn
then,,,,phone my sister and pretend they are me
then take my from behind :devil:
not too much for the first night
 
Nigerians are soo much fun - aren't they?
the 914 sites are a real gas.
 
PART 4

I heard nothing for about a week. I figured that I was right, and that the scammer had passed on to some other horny sucker.

Then 2 Sundays ago, as I was relaxing over a couple drink. I got this message from “Doris” with 2 pictures enclosed.

Hello,
Hope you like this pics of mine i am am sending to you.........doris

http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc947/th_37516_doris3_123_947lo.jpg

http://img151.imagevenue.com/loc984/th_37511_doris2_123_984lo.jpg

To be continued…
 
This is where I think I did my best writing...I'd probably be emperor of the world if I used my talents for good!

Part 5

It was probably because of the booze, or the blatant “web-ness” of the pictures that I was sent , that I decided to pull out all the stops in my response back. I wrote the following as stream of drunken consciousness. And to be honest I think it was some of my funniest, most creative writing ever.

My dear beautiful potential slave Doris,

I don't know why I ever bother responding to such an unworthy slut as you...Why I would even consider bringing you from Nigeria to America to be my next sex slave....when clearly you are either dumb, or maybe your last master just didn't break you enough....

Maybe it is because in some small way I find you attractive, and I want to put my hard cock in your asshole and fuck you and then make you kneel before me and lick my dick clean of my cum and your shit...

BUT I DON'T THINK I WILL BRING YOU TO MY MANSION IN AMERICA TO BE MY LATEST SEX SLAVE, BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER'S COMMANDS, YOU WORTHLESS WHORE!!!!

I told you what kind of pictures I wanted to see...I told you I wanted to see you humiliating yourself, and doing vile wicked things to your pussy with candle wax and a crucifix...and what pictures did you send me in return?

Did you do what your potential new master ORDERED you to do?

NO BITCH, YOU DIDN'T.

You sent me 2 pictures of you masturbating with a dildo...A DILDO!
Did I ask to see you stick a dildo in your sweet looking pussy? A pussy I have considered putting my big and worthy penis into? A special penis that many women have dreamed of and a select few very important and powerful women have licked their own shit off of (Including Hillary Clinton the soon to be first Female President of the United States, I'll have you know.)

If I wanted to see pictures of a woman masturbating with a dildo I could have looked anywhere, I could have looked on the internet, I could have looked in my own private collections of pictures that I have taken myself, including President George Bush's two Daughter's masturbating for me...If I really wanted to see a girl sticking a dilde in their pussy I could have looked over at my bed at my 14 year old cousin who is trying to get my attention because she wants me to buy her a new sports-car for her birthday and thinks that if she pleases me I will buy her a new porshe (but if she doesn't leave me alone as I write to you, I will send her to be Mr. Osama Bin Ladin's new fucktoy instead, since my very best friend Mr. President George Bush has called me and told him that his very good friend Mr. Osama Bin Ladin, who he paid a lot of money to have planes flown into the world trade center so he could look like an important President, has killed his last sex slave and needs a new one). Anyway, I digress...

IF I WANTED TO SEE YOU STICKING A DILDO IN YOUR PUSSY, YOU UNWORTHY TO HAVE MY SPECIAL MANLY COCK IN YOUR STINKING PUSSY, DORIS CALDWELL, I WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WITH A DILDO IN IT.

I asked you to do a simple thing...show me how you degrade yourself in a way that would make my big manly penis grow hard....I asked you to take pictures of you with a crucifix in your pussy...to take pictures of your pussy with candle wax dripping on your labial lips...To see you cum from the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross, but you leave me wondering why I would ever consider sending you money for an airplane ticket or better yet sending my very best friend Mr. President George Bush in his airplan,e Air Force One, to pick you up and bring you to my mansion to be my very special sex slave....

Do you take me for a fool Doris Caldwell? Do you think that I would waste my time on you as my next special fuck toy if I thought that you would disobey me at every whim? Do you think I am as worthless as your last master was Doris? Do you think that Mr. ambassador/master ever had the shit licked off his cock by Mrs. Soon to be President Hillary Clinton?

I sincerely doubt it if he has been posted to such worthless shitholes like Nigeria and Asia, while I sit in my mansion and command important women to lick the shit from my special manly penis after I come in their lovely assholes...

I only deign to choose special women to be my sex slaves...Quite frankly I don't think you are special enough....

My slaves have been important worthy women...Doctors, Lawyers, Ambassadors, ministers even....Women who appear prim and proper by day, but at night the submit to my every whim...

They do what I tell them to do...AND DO IT TO THE LETTER....Because they hunger for my special Manly Penis, and the expensive presents that I give them (but mostly for my special manly penis, mind you.)

I am enclosing pictures of one of my favorite slaves, a very famous and important television minister in America...I am showing you pictures of her because she degraded herself in a way that would made my big manly penis grow hard on Sundays after she finished her Sunday church services on television...She would come to my mansion and take her clerical clothes off, put slave clothes on and do whatever I commanded her to do...including sticking the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross into her pussy and masturbating with it...then licking the cum from it...

I am sending you pictures of her doing that for me so you CAN SE WHAT MAKES MY SPECIAL MANLY PENIS HARD....and to see how close you could have come to having me bring you to my mansion so that you could lick my 14 year old cousin's pussy while I fuck you in the ass, then I would buy each of you Porsche Cars...

If you really want to be my sex slave than you have to take the pictures that I ask you too...I want to se you stick the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross into your pussy until you cum…I want to see pictures of your wet pussy cum on the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross's feet...Then I want to see pictures of you on your knees with the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross stuck into your unworthy butthole...Because I need the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross to purify your butthole before I would ever deign to stick my Special Manly Penis into such an unworthy Doris Caldwell Slut as you...THEN I WANT TO SEE CLOSEUPS OF YOUR PRETTY TONGUE LICKING THE CUM AND THE SHIT OFF OF the Holy Mr. Jesus on a cross's little plastic feet...

Then I would maybe consider buying you a porsche automobile after you lick my 14 year old cousin's sweet looking pussy for me, because it is a sin for me to lick my 14 year old cousin's sweet looking pussy or even stick my Special Hard Manly Penis in her pussy...because she is too young and she is related to me...so it is a sin...

And I take sin very seriously because I am Mr. President George Bush's Holy Minister of God and Holy Jesus....And he pays me very very well not to sin....

Hope to hear from you soon....

I sent her an interesting set of pictures. Awhile ago I found out that a TV preacher named Mellissa Scott appeared in Penthouse Magazine in the 80’s (an boy did a rub a few out to her back then, never realizing that we’d both be in the same God-business in our 40’s.) For the sex and spirituality thread I had posted a side by side comparison picture of Barbie/Melissa. I also included a couple from the Penthouse spread. Also since they sent me web picts, I decided to do the same. I found on a goth pornsite a couple pictures of a woman dressed in a vinyl nuns habit (grrrrrr) playing with a crucifix. With a little strategic cropping the head of I was able to put an interesting mix to send “her.”

http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc490/th_38330_barbimelissa_123_490lo.JPG

http://img12.imagevenue.com/loc757/th_38335_barbi7_123_757lo.jpg

http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc679/th_38339_barbi13_123_679lo.jpg

http://img166.imagevenue.com/loc413/th_38344_crmast_123_413lo.jpg
http://img150.imagevenue.com/loc1101/th_39578_crmast2_123_1101lo.JPG

To be continued…
 
OMFG - I don't care if this entire thread is creative writing - you're killing me!

Where's my crucifix - I need some Specdial Manly Cock!!
 
babygrrl_702 said:
OMFG - I don't care if this entire thread is creative writing - you're killing me!

Where's my crucifix - I need some Specdial Manly Cock!!

Thanks......I've got the Special Manly Cock :D I bet I'd make you pray really well...."Oh God!"

...but if you want something else...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

(Oh he info you get sent if you're a minister who happens also to write erotica LOL)
 
So... he hasn't asked for money yet? What is he waiting for?

Also, you're a minister? On Lit?!!?!
 
MechaBlade said:
So... he hasn't asked for money yet? What is he waiting for?

Also, you're a minister? On Lit?!!?!

Guess you've never read my sex and spirituality thread have you...LOL
 
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