mcopado
Lit's Resident Reverend
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Part 1
A couple weeks ago while surfing at another web forum I received an “interesting” PM. It was quite a surprise since I am rarely on that site and I hardly ever get any private messages there.
Now of course my curiosity was piqued, I mean what red blooded American male doesn’t want a live in love-slave? Now being a connoisseur of all manner of internet scams and come-ons, (Because I helped Al Gore invent the internets dontyaknow?) I figured that since no woman on Lit has ever made me such a wonderful proposition here where I’m known, why would I believe a woman on a site where I’m a complete stranger make me an offer...I smelled something fishy.
Also I’m always suspicious of people writing me on the web (especially on myspace) and immediately giving me their Yahoo email addresses, especially on sites that have their own internal communication means. Yahoo email addys are used commonly by scammers, spammers, phishers, and fake chat spambot users all the time. So my alarm bell started to go off…
Since I love to mess with 419, Nigerian, and Russian Bride Scammers, I decided to play around with this one, simply because it was nothing like the usual ones that I get since my “regular” email address indicates that I’m a minister. I tend to get the come-ons that I call the “Gud Kristien Gurl” scam. Usually they try to plan on the idea that since I’m a minister I want a good Holy bride of Christ type woman in my life (LOL). They’re email usually look like this;
Another variation that I get is the Danish teacher teaching English in a Christian school in NIGERIA...Notice 2 common things here, the Yahoo addy in the email, and the Nigeria location. If you don’t know about these scams Wired magazine did a great piece on it http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2002/07/53818. There are also plenty of websites that provide info on the various scams, as well as places where people chronicle how they fought back http://www.419eater.com is one of the best and funniest sites.
Ok enough of the boring and educational crap. I want to show you the fun I had for about a two week period. Since this love-slave come-on was a new spin on an old scam, I just had to play along. I got into character. And I think I did some of my best writing ever…
So here’s my response to the pm.
“Her” response came back almost immediately;
I sent her my “fake” yahoo email, the one that I use when I sign up for something that I know I’ll receive spam from.
And the fun really began ;-) To be continued…
A couple weeks ago while surfing at another web forum I received an “interesting” PM. It was quite a surprise since I am rarely on that site and I hardly ever get any private messages there.
Hello,
My name is doris caldwell,i am a submissive young lady willing to get a man to explore new things together,i would not mind a live in sex slave so that we can have sex as long as we want and whenever you wish to,i want you to reply if you are serious about getting someone for your sexual desires.
I am willing to meet you so that we can get to know each other much more better,i want a serious master and slave relationship and not just cyber freinds if interested i will send you my pictures if you want,just let me have your email address in your replying mail and we shall get to meet soon,You can also send me an email on (doris4slave@yahoo.com)
Doris.
Now of course my curiosity was piqued, I mean what red blooded American male doesn’t want a live in love-slave? Now being a connoisseur of all manner of internet scams and come-ons, (Because I helped Al Gore invent the internets dontyaknow?) I figured that since no woman on Lit has ever made me such a wonderful proposition here where I’m known, why would I believe a woman on a site where I’m a complete stranger make me an offer...I smelled something fishy.
Also I’m always suspicious of people writing me on the web (especially on myspace) and immediately giving me their Yahoo email addresses, especially on sites that have their own internal communication means. Yahoo email addys are used commonly by scammers, spammers, phishers, and fake chat spambot users all the time. So my alarm bell started to go off…
Since I love to mess with 419, Nigerian, and Russian Bride Scammers, I decided to play around with this one, simply because it was nothing like the usual ones that I get since my “regular” email address indicates that I’m a minister. I tend to get the come-ons that I call the “Gud Kristien Gurl” scam. Usually they try to plan on the idea that since I’m a minister I want a good Holy bride of Christ type woman in my life (LOL). They’re email usually look like this;
How are you doing , well l'm xxx , l am 29yrs old , l am a single lady looking for reallove and a serious man to relocate for , l saw your profile on myspace and i decided to talk to you cause you sounds to be a nice and God fearing person ..... l am a nice lady too and love to meet someone who is intelligent, optimistic, romantic, able to love for a long time,I"d like to find the right man for me, better from U.S.A, whom I"d love to marry one day..... l am now in Nigeria for a Church Conference and i will be back after meeting someone who i will marry ....and if you got anything to say , you can email me your Yahoo Messenger lD on my private email which is :-XXXXXXX@yahoo.com and if you have a lnstant Messenger u can lM me on -XXXXX- looking forward to hear back from you.
Love, I hope,
XXX"
Another variation that I get is the Danish teacher teaching English in a Christian school in NIGERIA...Notice 2 common things here, the Yahoo addy in the email, and the Nigeria location. If you don’t know about these scams Wired magazine did a great piece on it http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2002/07/53818. There are also plenty of websites that provide info on the various scams, as well as places where people chronicle how they fought back http://www.419eater.com is one of the best and funniest sites.
Ok enough of the boring and educational crap. I want to show you the fun I had for about a two week period. Since this love-slave come-on was a new spin on an old scam, I just had to play along. I got into character. And I think I did some of my best writing ever…
So here’s my response to the pm.
Oh I would so love to play with you...Your profile picture is quite hot....I think I could have quite a lot of fun using and abusing you.
But I believe South Africa is quite a ways away. Though I would love to hear what you like having done to you...and see more pictures too...
[revvy]
“Her” response came back almost immediately;
send me your email then i send you more pics there,and about beingfar away i think we can decide to be together,if we are really commiteed to have fun with each other someday
Doris.
I sent her my “fake” yahoo email, the one that I use when I sign up for something that I know I’ll receive spam from.
And the fun really began ;-) To be continued…
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