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Old 11-17-2013, 05:50 PM   #1
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In What Direction Does Your Penis Curve?

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Old 11-17-2013, 05:51 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2013, 06:06 PM   #3
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:07 PM   #4
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I did actually intend to say curve, rather than bend in the title. Meh, I went ahead and fixed it.
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:11 PM   #5
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:17 PM   #6
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:29 PM   #7
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:38 PM   #8
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Old 11-17-2013, 07:41 PM   #9
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Old 11-17-2013, 08:06 PM   #10
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At my age "slump" is probably a more accurate description.
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Old 11-17-2013, 08:18 PM   #11
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Old 11-17-2013, 09:19 PM   #12
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Old 11-17-2013, 10:27 PM   #13
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That is because you are a stand up guy, NoNo
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Old 11-17-2013, 10:50 PM   #14
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Old 11-17-2013, 11:11 PM   #15
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Old 11-18-2013, 03:11 AM   #16
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Up towards the g-spot. Semi-flacid it leans right. (Go figure)
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Old 11-18-2013, 03:13 AM   #17
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