Old 03-18-2014, 04:30 PM   #1
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A little humor

Gunther was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He travelled up to Alaska , spotted a small Brown Bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big Black Bear.

The black bear said, 'That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.'

After considering briefly, Gunther decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Gunther. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Gunther soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the Black Bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge Grizzly Bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, 'That was a big mistake, Gunther. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough sex.'

Again, Gunther thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Gunther. Although he survived, it took several months before Gunther fully recovered.

Now Gunther was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the Grizzly Bear and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder. He turned around to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.

The Polar Bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it Gunther, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?'
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:41 AM   #2
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That was funny.
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Old 03-19-2014, 07:23 PM   #3
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Old 03-19-2014, 07:37 PM   #4
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