Hit me with your Limerick

Kylan · Mar 3, 2007

I have found quite a few Lim'rick threads on 'The Playground', but I'm not sure how you lot feel about old threads being bumped...so here's another

The rules are;

You must make a reference to any poster above you in your rhyme...be it their Av, their handle, their R/L name (If you know it and you have their permission to use it), what you think of them or what you'd like to do with them.

Oh, and long as lines 1,2, an' 5 finish in a word that rhymes and lines 3 and 4 do the same I don't give a...erm...damn about the metric feet or the rhythm, so I don't expect anyone else to.

I don’t mind if you wish to confront
Thoughts which are obscene and blunt
So post in this thread
What comes to your head
By the way, my full name’s “Kylan Hunt.”

Now I wonder how some people might rhyme 'Hunt' in reference to me?

done_got_old · Mar 3, 2007

Kylan said:
I have found quite a few Lim'rick threads on 'The Playground', but I'm not sure how you lot feel about old threads being bumped...so here's another

The rules are;

You must make a reference to any poster above you in your rhyme...be it their Av, their handle, their R/L name (If you know it and you have their permission to use it), what you think of them or what you'd like to do with them.

Oh, and long as lines 1,2, an' 5 finish in a word that rhymes and lines 3 and 4 do the same I don't give a...erm...damn about the metric feet or the rhythm, so I don't expect anyone else to.

I don’t mind if you wish to confront
Thoughts which are obscene and blunt
So post in this thread
What comes to your head
By the way, my full name’s “Kylan Hunt.”

Now I wonder how some people might rhyme 'Hunt' in reference to me?

There once was lad gone mad
the folks on lit thought him a cad
So he posted his pic
With invites to lick
That Kylan's a mighty hung lad.

FantasySlut · Mar 3, 2007

Kylan said:
I have found quite a few Lim'rick threads on 'The Playground', but I'm not sure how you lot feel about old threads being bumped...so here's another

The rules are;

You must make a reference to any poster above you in your rhyme...be it their Av, their handle, their R/L name (If you know it and you have their permission to use it), what you think of them or what you'd like to do with them.

Oh, and long as lines 1,2, an' 5 finish in a word that rhymes and lines 3 and 4 do the same I don't give a...erm...damn about the metric feet or the rhythm, so I don't expect anyone else to.

I don’t mind if you wish to confront
Thoughts which are obscene and blunt
So post in this thread
What comes to your head
By the way, my full name’s “Kylan Hunt.”

Now I wonder how some people might rhyme 'Hunt' in reference to me?

Afternoon Mr. Hunt
Did I hear you grunt?
I won't be blunt
But if you want my cunt
You'll need to do a acrobatic stunt

(first ever lim...lol shhhhh)

Kylan · Mar 3, 2007

done_got_old said:
There once was lad gone mad
the folks on lit thought him a cad
So he posted his pic
With invites to lick
That Kylan's a mighty hung lad.

The pretty fair maid 'done_got_old'
Such a beauty is she to behold
But her very best trick
Is the way she lickadick
Or at least that's what I've been told.

Kylan · Mar 3, 2007

FantasySlut said:
Afternoon Mr. Hunt
Did I hear you grunt?
I won't be blunt
But if you want my cunt
You'll need to do a acrobatic stunt

(first ever lim...lol shhhhh)

My dear FantasySlut your hearing
Is as good as you are endearing
I'd happily grunt
Over your stunning cunt
And then finish you off on the ceiling.

:devil:

Essa · Mar 3, 2007

done_got_old said:
There once was lad gone mad
the folks on lit thought him a cad
So he posted his pic
With invites to lick
That Kylan's a mighty hung lad.

done_got_old is a lady in red
I've read her profile that's what it said
When the reality bites
On cold wintry nights
She'll be wearing white thermals instead

Essa · Mar 3, 2007

FantasySlut said:
Afternoon Mr. Hunt
Did I hear you grunt?
I won't be blunt
But if you want my cunt
You'll need to do a acrobatic stunt

(first ever lim...lol shhhhh)

FantasySlut your name is a dream
I'd tease you and then make you scream
By feeding you in bed
Far astray you'd be led
With my Googie eggs topped off with cream

Essa · Mar 3, 2007

Kylan said:
My dear FantasySlut your hearing
Is as good as you are endearing
I'd happily grunt
Over your stunning cunt
And then finish you off on the ceiling.

Kylan's chest is so hairy not bare
But he don't even seem to care
To get a razor I'd dash
Shave it off in a flash
Only in dreams, 'cause I wouldn't bloody dare

asian_princess · Mar 3, 2007

Now that’s what I call a pic, dear Essa!
We should dub thee the AV Contessa!
Bring men to their knees
And charge them exorbitant fees
Turn a sinner man into a confesser!

Essa · Mar 3, 2007

asian_princess said:
Now that’s what I call a pic, Essa!
We should dub thee the AV Contessa!
Bring men to their knees
And charge them exorbitant fees
Turn a sinner man into a confesser!

I love it asian_ princess :kiss:

asian_ princess’s Av tells me hush
My god doesn’t she look lush
Both Men and women I bet
Would unlace that corset
And fondle her cute little bush

:devil:

Kylan · Mar 3, 2007

Essa said:
Kylan's chest is so hairy not bare
But he don't even seem to care
To get a razor I'd dash
Shave it off in a flash
Only in dreams, 'cause I wouldn't bloody dare

You’ve always adored men with bare chests
Nearly as much as they love your breasts
For your cheeky wit
I’ll clamp each tit
If you keep up your brattish protests

:devil:

Kylan · Mar 3, 2007

asian_princess said:
Now that’s what I call a pic, Essa!
We should dub thee the AV Contessa!
Bring men to their knees
And charge them exorbitant fees
Turn a sinner man into a confesser!

Asian _princess your Av selection
Is of the most stunning perfection
The way that finger
On mouth does linger
Doesn’t half give me an erection.

FifthFlower · Mar 3, 2007

Kylan said:
I don’t mind if you wish to confront
Thoughts which are obscene and blunt
So post in this thread
What comes to your head
By the way, my full name’s “Kylan Hunt.”

An angel approached Kylan Hunt,
"I was sent by my gods. All they want
Is a sample of sperm
From your hardened, long worm,
And to bring it back safe in my cunt."

FifthFlower · Mar 3, 2007

Essa's breasts look like they are the size
That would please even finicky guys,
Make them stare in delight,
From the left to the right,
While their cocks push for room as they rise.

Kylan · Mar 3, 2007

FifthFlower said:
An angel approached Kylan Hunt,
"I was sent by my gods. All they want
Is a sample of sperm
From your hardened, long worm,
And to bring it back safe in my cunt."

FifthFlower you're simply adorable
The way you use words so deplorable
They harden my cock
As solid as that rock
And make me want to cum something horrible

Essa · Mar 3, 2007

FifthFlower said:
Essa's breasts look like they are the size
That would please even finicky guys,
Make them stare in delight,
From the left to the right,
While their cocks push for room as they rise.

May I join you FifthFlower on your rock
And the men I am sure they would flock
To see us tease and play
‘Till the night turned to day
And offer us unlimited cock

:devil:

Essa · Mar 3, 2007

Kylan said:
You’ve always adored men with bare chests
Nearly as much as they love your breasts
For your cheeky wit
I’ll clamp each tit
If you keep up your brattish protests

But Sir you always know how I talk
For you keep your eye on me like a hawk
I’m sorry I'll state
But I fear it’s too late
And tomorrow I’ll find I can’t walk

bbwsadieml · Mar 3, 2007

Dear Essa is so very kind
One of the best girls you’ll ever find
She is just as sweet
As the best candy treat
And she has the naughtiest mind!

Look at Kylan's nice AV there
Some say he might have to much chest hair
Despite the girls' warnings
Through night and some mornings
I'd still like to see his cute ass bare.

Kylan · Mar 4, 2007

bbwsadieml said:
<snip>...........

Look at Kylan's nice AV there
Some say he might have to much chest hair
Despite the girls' warnings
Through night and some mornings
I'd still like to see his cute ass bare.

Sadie those girls warning you is a sin
That has caused me so much chagrin
Come to my room
(Forget that broom)
And let us make the dust fly within.

asian_princess · Mar 4, 2007

Kylan said:

What a thread you have here Sir Kylan
Nothing like Litsters a-rhymin’
Gives something to mock
Other than the odd 3”cock
But that won’t stop me from tryin’!

Kylan · Mar 4, 2007

asian_princess said:
What a thread you have here Sir Kylan
Nothing like Litsters a-rhymin’
Gives something to mock
Other than the odd 3”cock
But that won’t stop me from tryin’!

asian_princess you drive me to distraction
So I’ll place my 2 and a half in traction
We’ll have sex, on and on
You female Don Juan
Don’t mock, at least you’ll get some action.

asian_princess · Mar 4, 2007

Kylan said:
asian_princess you drive me to distraction
So I’ll place my 2 and a half in traction
We’ll have sex, on and on
You female Don Juan
Don’t mock, at least you’ll get some action.

No, sir, it is YOU who is Casanova
Your manly chest, immortalized over and over
But for now get on your back
2 and a half?? I’ll ignore what you “lack”
And next week we can try again sober

Kylan · Mar 4, 2007

asian_princess said:
No, sir, it is YOU who is Casanova
Your manly chest, immortalized over and over
But for now get on your back
2 and a half?? I’ll ignore what you “lack”
And next week we can try again sober

asian_princess let me say at this junction
With you I’d find it quite easy to function
To make up for what I “lack.”
If I'd you in the sack
I’d use my twelve inch vibrating truncheon.

asian_princess · Mar 4, 2007

Kylan said:
Asian _princess your Av selection
Is of the most stunning perfection
The way that finger
On mouth does linger
Doesn’t half give me an erection.

I can’t believe this verse I could miss
For Ky’s erections do offer me bliss
But now I want evidence in a pic
Of his self declared hardening…dick

And has me wondering if Ky had a Bris

Kylan said:
asian_princess let me say at this junction
With you I’d find it quite easy to function
To make up for what I “lack.”
If I’d you in the sack
I’d use my twelve inch vibrating truncheon.

Why, sir, would you believe I am meek?
You won’t need your mouth right now to speak
So if you will please direct your eyes
To the space between my thighs
Perhaps you could help clean up the leak?

Azuldrgon · Mar 4, 2007

Appy's pussy is soft and wet.
Better vintage I haven't had yet
too bad she's too far
to get to by car
To become my newest pet.

:kiss:

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