Old 10-09-2010, 01:49 PM   #4426
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Your constant posts about bullying are making me want to punch you.

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Old 10-10-2010, 04:02 AM   #4427
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thank you for making me feel even shittier, if that's possible
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:40 AM   #4428
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Dear X (including Y & Z)

Please would you stop excavating my left knee ?
It's currently getting excessive and it hurts.
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Old 10-10-2010, 02:01 PM   #4429
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Dear French unions X, Y and Z

Please do not go on strike, blocking the Channel Ports or Autoroutes while I'm on holiday in France.

I know that irritating Perfidious Albion is popular, but it has no impact on your own Government or your employers, both of whom are happy for the British to take the pain.

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Old 10-10-2010, 04:09 PM   #4430
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Dear X,

You claimed it was about 'professionalism'. It wasn't and you know it.

It was bullying. You tried to interfere with my personal opinions using the power of our former friendship and professional relationship.

That's way out of line.
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Old 10-11-2010, 01:30 AM   #4431
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10/10/10 By: Anonymous
There's lots of stories on this site with the same story line. You need to come up with something original.

Let's face it, Anon. There are 22,417 stories in the Incest/Taboo category. With that many, there are bound to be some stories that have some things in common with others.
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Old 10-11-2010, 11:40 PM   #4432
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Dear hubby,

I know that you mean well, but can you grow some balls every once in a while? I'm a little tired of having a ten year old asking me crazy questions and then saying "I asked daddy but he told me to ask you." I still love you though!

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Old 10-12-2010, 09:29 AM   #4433
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Dear Flatmate X

I am writing to congratulate you on having such a marvellous intellect. To be a lawyer, historian, scientist and literary critic all at the same time at the tender age of 20 is something to be applauded.

In particular, I would like to congratulate you on your household management skills, which superbly leave the dishes unwashed, undried and not put away, the carpet crawling with god knows what, and the bin overflowing onto the floor. I have attempted to assist you be doing all of the shopping, working out weekly finance, buying and assembling furniture for the house, and cooking every single fucking meal we have eaten in the last month.

You personal skills are a paragon of virtue, and are remarked upon by everyone who comes to visit. They all say what a modest, quiet and considered hash you make of every sentence in the english language.

Hope that this has brightened your day,
Flatmate Q

P.S. THINK FIRST, THEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING TRAP!

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Dear Ms X,

I would like to know how two years of buying you fucking drinks, pandering to your every need, and letting you walk all over me makes me a bad person.

I would also like to know how a comment saying 'looking good' on a facebook photo qualifies me to burn next to Hitler and James Moriarty

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Old 10-17-2010, 10:19 AM   #4434
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Wtf is wrong with u ppl

I don't know of anything that's wrong with me. I like to write dirty stories, including this one about incest between a father and daughter.

Now, wft is wrong with u that you come here and read dirty stories about incest between a father and daughter?
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:36 AM   #4435
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Dear X,

will you please pack in the talking to me like I'm a retarded seven-year old ? I mean, if you really don't want me to have my usual 20mG pills, why not give me the 10mG for a bit longer than a week. After all if it can take 6 weeks for them to work, one might safely assume it takes that long to come off them - no ?

And the alternative 'happy pill' ? why an anti-psychotic? Am I that ill ?

Go away and let me have my old pills back please. Then I'll get out of your hair and you'll be well out of mine !
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:05 PM   #4436
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:06 PM   #4437
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Dear X,
How did this morning's hangover compare to yesterday's? The day before that? The day before that? How many days in the last six months did you not wake up with a hangover?
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:24 PM   #4438
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Your contant critisism is getting old. I am not listening anymore.
Stop being a dream killer.


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Old 10-18-2010, 09:45 AM   #4439
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Dear X

Please will you pray to the Deity of your choice that the tests I'm to have in the near future do not indicate some form of throat cancer.
I am frightened almost witless.
And yes, I do not smoke!
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Old 10-18-2010, 06:55 PM   #4440
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Dear X:

I don't think it is unreasonable to not want the snake fed his slimy, disgusting and otherwise nasty previously frozen mouse on my bed. Obviously, he didn't either, as he left it lying there and went crawling towards freedom and having to be untangled from the bedframe. THAT is why I ut him, and his mouse, back in his cage. He can eat there without being disturbed, and won't get lost while doing it.

Stop fucking with my animals. I know how to handle them.

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Old 10-19-2010, 08:05 PM   #4441
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Is it wrong that I think I love you?

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Old 10-26-2010, 09:42 PM   #4442
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Oh, you really have no idea....

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Old 10-27-2010, 10:05 PM   #4443
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Shut your freakin' mouths! You add nothing.
You talk and talk and never say anything. :rollseyes:
Tired of listening, tired of even trying to respond. Bleh.

Fuck way off.

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Old 10-28-2010, 01:54 AM   #4444
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Dear X:

Fall into grace, fall into fear
Fall into the grey spaces of the year
Fall, because running is too hard
And flying is only for angels and birds
There's so many ways to fall
When you dance on the edge of a blade
So many ways to trip yourself up
When you're really nothing more than a dream
I'm nobody's shadow, I used to be someone's wings
I used to be the one they sent to find the hidden things
But now I'm just the one who falls
Into the autumn flames
Fall into smoke, fall into the night
Fall into the places between the streetlights
Fall, because there's no net to catch you
And everyone should be able to die
There's always a place to land
When you step off the edge of the world
Always another wind
Looking for a scream of its own
I'm not willing to be Jesus
Judas was always more my speed
Fall into the dark like silver
Scattering the last drops of light
And let me drown.
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:07 AM   #4445
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Please will you pray to the Deity of your choice that the tests I'm to have in the near future do not indicate some form of throat cancer.
I am frightened almost witless.
And yes, I do not smoke!

HUGS!

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Old 11-01-2010, 04:07 AM   #4446
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Dear coworker,

If you don't want to get in trouble with management over not doing your job properly, maybe you should do your job properly.

Just saying.

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Her Facebook page has more Bible quotes on it than all the other things combined. That's a bad sign and you know it, especially since one of your stated goals for your next relationship is to get laid for once in your life. And look at the graduation year! You had your college diploma before she entered high school. That might work if she was in her late twenties, but she doesn't have a college diploma yet. That's likely to be a poor foundation for... well, just about anything.

And besides, you're the one always complaining about people saying you're a pedophile. Whether it's true or not, you aren't helping your case by contemplating this sort of cradle-robbing.

Get over it and try someone else.

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Old 11-02-2010, 10:03 PM   #4447
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:43 PM   #4448
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You forgot my birthday, didn't you.

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Old 11-07-2010, 10:14 AM   #4449
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Dear X,

So you woke up with a hard-on this morning and thought of me.

That used to make me feel good. Now itís just an insult for every letter Iíve ever sent you thatís gone ignored because you donít like the subject matter or you just canít be fucked answering.

And this pall or depression that has hung over me the entire year from thinking about you, wanting you, missing you . . . itís not as if those feelings are returned. So why am I wasting my time writing to you, thinking of you, wanting an emotional cripple who will never give me what I want even though the voice of eternal hope in me tells me not to give up no matter the cost to myself.

And what has the cost been?

Frantic fucking masturbation to the point of ridiculousness, thinking I'm mentally ill, and ultimately untold frustration. I want you inside me not some piece of plastic. I want to sleep at night being held by you. I want you to be mine, not a surrogate boyfriend on loan from a fucked up and twisted relationship of tolerant existence.

Prior to meeting you these needs were always there, but now theyíre inflated, exaggerated, risen to such prominence in my mind I feel as if Iím lifeless without this fulfilment. Before I was simply existing. Now Iím dying.

Total and utter distraction from everything important, placing so much meaning on these meaningless words you send me. Love X you sign off, as if that has any relevance to anyone, especially between us when I know you donít mean it. You want my body and the promise of all those fantasies come true. You don't want me. And the unfairness of blaming you for my own procrastination, a problem that gets larger and more insurmountable every year of my life. Case in point: Writing this when I should be doing my assignment.

And the truth is, even though I go along with you in these perverted fantasies, thatís just another facet of me, subjugating myself to some manís wishes, thinking heíll love me if I let him do these things, things I donít want for myself, not deep in my heart. I want to be loved not punished. I WANT TO SEE YOU. Fourteen thousand kilometres. I hate, Hate, HATE this tyranny of distance.

Or I want what Iíve always wanted when Iím touched by a man incapable of loving me back Ė to cut out the offending, painful part of me that feels.

So take my limbs X, just leave me my guarded heart. Let me heal in peace.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:13 PM   #4450
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Dear X, You whoring son's of bitches who put my children and I out on the street,

How the fuck do you sleep at night?

Yes, I have my keys back but I'm gunning for you. I'm still pursuing you through the courts and I'll have the money back that you've stolen. You're on the back foot now, bending over backwards to appease me because YOU KNOW you're in the wrong.

The judge will eat you for breakfast and I'll be there to feast on the remains.

I look forward to it.

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