Old 08-10-2010, 05:59 PM   #4351
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Don't sell your organs, you need those

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Old 08-10-2010, 06:28 PM   #4352
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Who says?
We do!
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:41 PM   #4353
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Pixie,

Don't sell your organs, you need those

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I still maintain that I don't lol. I'll get mechanical organs or something
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:53 PM   #4354
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I still maintain that I don't lol. I'll get mechanical organs or something
Sweetheart, they're not reliable enough. Honestly!

Besides, yours are too chocolate soaked to be any good. Sorry, you'll have to think of something else!
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:10 PM   #4355
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Sweetheart, they're not reliable enough. Honestly!

Besides, yours are too chocolate soaked to be any good. Sorry, you'll have to think of something else!
Well fuck. I guess I could always make people pay me to dip me in chocolate...
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:11 PM   #4356
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Well fuck. I guess I could always make people pay me to dip me in chocolate...
Well, now, THERE'S an idea! I'd pay for that...over and over and over again. TMNT, you don't mind sharing, do you?
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:14 PM   #4357
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Well, now, THERE'S an idea! I'd pay for that...over and over and over again. TMNT, you don't mind sharing, do you?
Two beautiful women in a bed covered in chocolate? I think I've found my Kryptonite...
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:22 PM   #4358
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Two beautiful women in a bed covered in chocolate? I think I've found my Kryptonite...
Hehe only if DJ lets you watch... What if she keeps me to herself?
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:42 PM   #4359
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Hehe only if DJ lets you watch... What if she keeps me to herself?
That would be bad... I might die
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:42 PM   #4360
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No, you're not allowed to do that, you need to help me realize my dream of becoming a pin up girl
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:02 PM   #4361
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No, you're not allowed to do that, you need to help me realize my dream of becoming a pin up girl
No panicking! There's enough chocolate-covered pixie to go around! (That's not to say you're fat or anything, just that I'm sure we could find creative ways to share you!!) (And, while I haven't seen the pictures yet, I'd bet you're already pin-up material from what I've heard! )
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:14 PM   #4362
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No panicking! There's enough chocolate-covered pixie to go around! (That's not to say you're fat or anything, just that I'm sure we could find creative ways to share you!!) (And, while I haven't seen the pictures yet, I'd bet you're already pin-up material from what I've heard! )
Haha somewhere on the controversial thread, there's a picture or two. One is from Halloween an I am actually in my pixie costume.

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Haha somewhere on the controversial thread, there's a picture or two. One is from Halloween an I am actually in my pixie costume.

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21 and 23, actually
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Bette and I had a good conversation today, and you were part of it. So much is going on. I guess you were half right about Tarik, only not how Bette expected. Did you know Ros was playing a role the whole time? I told Bette that maybe you knew you were going to die and wouldn't be able to stay with Ros. Bette's so resistant, doesn't want to be with her, etc etc., and part of me thinks that it's only a matter of time before she changes her mind, while another part of me wonders if it won't happen at all. We both want answers. It sucks because it's not as if you can call either of us up on the phone and talk. All Bette and I can do is speculate. Anyway, we miss you...or the idea of you. Send us a sign, okay?


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Stop screwing around with my life. If you want a lab rat call someone else.

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