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01-20-2013, 10:42 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
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Dear Tom Brady
Hahahahaha
MK
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Your time has come to shine, All your dreams are on their way
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01-21-2013, 06:06 PM
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#1152
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
Dear Tom Brady
Hahahahaha
MK
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01-21-2013, 07:34 PM
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imemkay is offline
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Location: New England
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Originally Posted by Emerson40
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BAHAHAHAHAHA. Funny stuff!
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Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by;
Your time has come to shine, All your dreams are on their way
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01-22-2013, 12:12 PM
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#1154
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Meow X,
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow.
Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow.
Puuurrr,
Meow meow.
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01-23-2013, 01:19 PM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
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Dear Winter,
Yep, I'm all done with you now. -7º this morning is not what I wanted to wake up to.
Please send in Spring, post haste!
MK
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Sail on Silver Girl, Sail on by;
Your time has come to shine, All your dreams are on their way
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01-24-2013, 11:44 AM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,861
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Dear X,
You chucked it on the floor. And you didn't report in.
What am I gonna do about it?
Undecided,
Angry Faced Pmann
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01-25-2013, 01:15 AM
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Shining On
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Dear Fellow Aussies,
I hope you all enjoy your long weekend to celebrate this amazing country we call home.
Happy Australia Day. Oh, and don't wear your flag like a cape, you look like a bogan.
Thanks so much,
Proud (non-flag-cape wearing) Australian
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01-26-2013, 10:08 PM
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Shining On
Rainshine is offline
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Dear Pmann,
It has been bought to my attention by the ever watchful Emerson, that I am perhaps a little hard on you and that you may, one day, fling me out a window to an airy and somewhat crunchy death. Though this would no doubt please some, it is not my dream.
I know I am a master of disguise and what I am about to say might come as a shock to you (and everyone else here) however, given that I do quite enjoy living I feel it needs to be said. I think you are it and a bit.
Love,
Agent MI5
P.S. Can I cancel the safety glass installation?
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01-26-2013, 10:12 PM
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Beach Babe :)
o_so_wet is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
Dear Pmann,
It has been bought to my attention by the ever watchful Emerson, that I am perhaps a little hard on you and that you may, one day, fling me out a window to an airy and somewhat crunchy death. Though this would no doubt please some, it is not my dream.
I know I am a master of disguise and what I am about to say might come as a shock to you (and everyone else here) however, given that I do quite enjoy living I feel it needs to be said. I think you are it and a bit.
Love,
Agent MI5
P.S. Can I cancel the safety glass installation?
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Dear X,
This made me giggle 
Snoopy Litster
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01-26-2013, 10:19 PM
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Shining On
Rainshine is offline
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Dear Snoopy,
Giggles are good.
Yours,
Giggling Behind My Hand
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01-26-2013, 10:26 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
Dear Pmann,
It has been bought to my attention by the ever watchful Emerson, that I am perhaps a little hard on you and that you may, one day, fling me out a window to an airy and somewhat crunchy death. Though this would no doubt please some, it is not my dream.
I know I am a master of disguise and what I am about to say might come as a shock to you (and everyone else here) however, given that I do quite enjoy living I feel it needs to be said. I think you are it and a bit.
Love,
Agent MI5
P.S. Can I cancel the safety glass installation?
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Dear RS,
I suggest you continue with the safety glass installation in the upstairs bedroom. But not for reasons of me throwing you out the window. I won't do that.
But for both our safety, you might want to get it installed. It would be a shame if, in the throws of passion, we tumbled as one to our crunchy death. 
I am not surprised to find I am it and a bit, in your eyes. I mean, others are probably gasping at the news that you and I may interact more than the casual pleasantries we share on here. But I know your code. I know it well.
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01-27-2013, 03:23 AM
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Dear pmann,
I see what you did there. 'throws of passion'... Very cunning, and dare I say worthy of a man of mystery and intrique. o/~ There's a man who lives a life of danger ... o/~
RS will need to keep her guard up. Or join the WWF.
ppl
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One embrace and two worlds collide. Feel the heat of our sweet surrender.
Melt away with me there's nothing else. Time stands still when we are together.
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01-27-2013, 05:21 AM
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
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Location: Pacific Northwest
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Dear Glazier,
Please amend the purchase order sent to you for the safety glass. It is no longer required.
Have the new panes be reflective glass, on the outside.
Please forward any necessary change order for approval and signature.
Magnanimously yours,
Keeping the "bit" in it and a bit obscured
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01-27-2013, 09:12 AM
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Fuck victoriously!
Miles Long is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: City of Big Shoulders
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Dear Coffee,
I want you inside me. That is all.
Love,
Miles
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01-27-2013, 09:49 AM
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Good little witch.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Dear X,
I miss you.
Sincerely,
the good little witch.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A  from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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01-27-2013, 04:54 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pplwatching
Dear pmann,
I see what you did there. 'throws of passion'... Very cunning, and dare I say worthy of a man of mystery and intrique. o/~ There's a man who lives a life of danger ... o/~
RS will need to keep her guard up. Or join the WWF.
ppl
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01-27-2013, 05:06 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Dear Rainshine and other Aussies,
Happy Australia Day. May it be filled with Foster's Beer (which tastes like the urine of satan after five servings of asparagus), kangies, koalies, shrimp on the barbie, Crocodile Dundee movie marathons (part 1 AND 2), Vegemite, boomerangs, Steve Irwin, joeys, shitty Internet service and all other things Australian.
Cheers,
Pmann
(I realize that you don't drink Fosters... All the others are true I'm sure)
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01-27-2013, 05:54 PM
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Shining On
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
Dear Rainshine and other Aussies,
Happy Australia Day. May it be filled with Foster's Beer (which tastes like the urine of satan after five servings of asparagus), kangies, koalies, shrimp on the barbie, Crocodile Dundee movie marathons (part 1 AND 2), Vegemite, boomerangs, Steve Irwin, joeys, shitty Internet service and all other things Australian.
Cheers,
Pmann
(I realize that you don't drink Fosters... All the others are true I'm sure)
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Dear pmann,
Thank you. However, as usual you're 10 weeks behind...well in this case, 2 days. Australia Day was two days ago. Today is the public holiday in lieu because it fell on a Saturday.
You are correct, only American's drink Fosters or throw shrimps on the barbie.
You forgot this famous and unfairly beautiful Australian...
Love,
Me
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01-27-2013, 06:07 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
Dear pmann,
Thank you. However, as usual you're 10 weeks behind...well in this case, 2 days. Australia Day was two days ago. Today is the public holiday in lieu because it fell on a Saturday.
You are correct, only American's drink Fosters or throw shrimps on the barbie.
You forgot this famous and unfairly beautiful Australian...
Love,
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01-27-2013, 11:48 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Dear Philippines,
I hear you're beautiful this time of year.
(Not so) Patiently Waiting,
Pmann
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01-28-2013, 07:00 PM
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Shining On
Rainshine is offline
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Dear February 24,
You're a little further away than I had hoped but I will cope. Hurry along though, ok?
Thanks,
Eager Me
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01-28-2013, 08:00 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Dear Dirt,
You are begging to be kicked, so kick thee I shall.
Ambivalently
Pmann
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01-31-2013, 09:02 PM
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Being Patient
pmann is offline
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Dear February,
Please hurry to week three. I'll love you forever and never refer to you as the short month again.
Appreciative,
Pmann
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02-01-2013, 01:53 AM
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Really Experienced
luvnmyboys is online now
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: WA
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dear week,
please be over. i have had enough of you.
sincerely,
exhausted
dear posters on this page of this thread,
thank you for the giggles.
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02-02-2013, 08:43 PM
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Literotica Guru
JtohisPB is offline
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Dear X,
Drove past the D&B today, felt a bit of heartache. Crazy, huh? Hope you're well and living it up.
Always with love,
Me
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