Old 01-20-2013, 11:42 PM   #1151
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Dear Tom Brady

Hahahahaha

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Old 01-21-2013, 07:06 PM   #1152
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:34 PM   #1153
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BAHAHAHAHAHA. Funny stuff!
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:12 PM   #1154
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Meow X,

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow.
Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow.

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Old 01-23-2013, 02:19 PM   #1155
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Dear Winter,

Yep, I'm all done with you now. -7º this morning is not what I wanted to wake up to.
Please send in Spring, post haste!

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Old 01-24-2013, 12:44 PM   #1156
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Dear X,

You chucked it on the floor. And you didn't report in.

What am I gonna do about it?

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Old 01-25-2013, 02:15 AM   #1157
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Dear Fellow Aussies,

I hope you all enjoy your long weekend to celebrate this amazing country we call home.

Happy Australia Day. Oh, and don't wear your flag like a cape, you look like a bogan.

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Old 01-26-2013, 11:08 PM   #1158
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Dear Pmann,

It has been bought to my attention by the ever watchful Emerson, that I am perhaps a little hard on you and that you may, one day, fling me out a window to an airy and somewhat crunchy death. Though this would no doubt please some, it is not my dream.

I know I am a master of disguise and what I am about to say might come as a shock to you (and everyone else here) however, given that I do quite enjoy living I feel it needs to be said. I think you are it and a bit.

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Old 01-26-2013, 11:12 PM   #1159
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Dear Pmann,

It has been bought to my attention by the ever watchful Emerson, that I am perhaps a little hard on you and that you may, one day, fling me out a window to an airy and somewhat crunchy death. Though this would no doubt please some, it is not my dream.

I know I am a master of disguise and what I am about to say might come as a shock to you (and everyone else here) however, given that I do quite enjoy living I feel it needs to be said. I think you are it and a bit.

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Dear X,

This made me giggle

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Old 01-26-2013, 11:19 PM   #1160
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Giggles are good.

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Old 01-26-2013, 11:26 PM   #1161
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Dear Pmann,

It has been bought to my attention by the ever watchful Emerson, that I am perhaps a little hard on you and that you may, one day, fling me out a window to an airy and somewhat crunchy death. Though this would no doubt please some, it is not my dream.

I know I am a master of disguise and what I am about to say might come as a shock to you (and everyone else here) however, given that I do quite enjoy living I feel it needs to be said. I think you are it and a bit.

Love,
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Dear RS,

I suggest you continue with the safety glass installation in the upstairs bedroom. But not for reasons of me throwing you out the window. I won't do that.

But for both our safety, you might want to get it installed. It would be a shame if, in the throws of passion, we tumbled as one to our crunchy death.

I am not surprised to find I am it and a bit, in your eyes. I mean, others are probably gasping at the news that you and I may interact more than the casual pleasantries we share on here. But I know your code. I know it well.

Love,

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Old 01-27-2013, 04:23 AM   #1162
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Dear pmann,

I see what you did there. 'throws of passion'... Very cunning, and dare I say worthy of a man of mystery and intrique. o/~ There's a man who lives a life of danger ... o/~

RS will need to keep her guard up. Or join the WWF.

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Old 01-27-2013, 06:21 AM   #1163
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Dear Glazier,

Please amend the purchase order sent to you for the safety glass. It is no longer required.
Have the new panes be reflective glass, on the outside.
Please forward any necessary change order for approval and signature.

Magnanimously yours,

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Old 01-27-2013, 10:12 AM   #1164
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I want you inside me. That is all.

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Old 01-27-2013, 10:49 AM   #1165
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I miss you.

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Old 01-27-2013, 05:54 PM   #1166
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I see what you did there. 'throws of passion'... Very cunning, and dare I say worthy of a man of mystery and intrique. o/~ There's a man who lives a life of danger ... o/~

RS will need to keep her guard up. Or join the WWF.

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She already kicks my arse at WWF. Does that count?
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:06 PM   #1167
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Dear Rainshine and other Aussies,

Happy Australia Day. May it be filled with Foster's Beer (which tastes like the urine of satan after five servings of asparagus), kangies, koalies, shrimp on the barbie, Crocodile Dundee movie marathons (part 1 AND 2), Vegemite, boomerangs, Steve Irwin, joeys, shitty Internet service and all other things Australian.

Cheers,

Pmann

(I realize that you don't drink Fosters... All the others are true I'm sure)
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:54 PM   #1168
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Dear Rainshine and other Aussies,

Happy Australia Day. May it be filled with Foster's Beer (which tastes like the urine of satan after five servings of asparagus), kangies, koalies, shrimp on the barbie, Crocodile Dundee movie marathons (part 1 AND 2), Vegemite, boomerangs, Steve Irwin, joeys, shitty Internet service and all other things Australian.

Cheers,

Pmann

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Dear pmann,

Thank you. However, as usual you're 10 weeks behind...well in this case, 2 days. Australia Day was two days ago. Today is the public holiday in lieu because it fell on a Saturday.

You are correct, only American's drink Fosters or throw shrimps on the barbie.

You forgot this famous and unfairly beautiful Australian...



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Dear pmann,

Thank you. However, as usual you're 10 weeks behind...well in this case, 2 days. Australia Day was two days ago. Today is the public holiday in lieu because it fell on a Saturday.

You are correct, only American's drink Fosters or throw shrimps on the barbie.

You forgot this famous and unfairly beautiful Australian...



Love,
Me

I did not forget him.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:48 AM   #1170
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Dear Philippines,

I hear you're beautiful this time of year.

(Not so) Patiently Waiting,

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Old 01-28-2013, 08:00 PM   #1171
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Dear February 24,

You're a little further away than I had hoped but I will cope. Hurry along though, ok?

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Dear Dirt,

You are begging to be kicked, so kick thee I shall.

Ambivalently

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Old 01-31-2013, 10:02 PM   #1173
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Dear February,

Please hurry to week three. I'll love you forever and never refer to you as the short month again.

Appreciative,

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Old 02-01-2013, 02:53 AM   #1174
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dear week,
please be over. i have had enough of you.
sincerely,
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dear posters on this page of this thread,
thank you for the giggles.
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:43 PM   #1175
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Dear X,

Drove past the D&B today, felt a bit of heartache. Crazy, huh? Hope you're well and living it up.

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