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Old 01-12-2006, 11:22 PM   #1
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My pussy is so deep. . .

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Old 01-12-2006, 11:31 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:32 PM   #3
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:42 PM   #4
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:49 PM   #5
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:58 PM   #6
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my pussy is so deep i hid a family of jews in it during the holocaust.
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:19 AM   #7
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My pussy is so deep...

it echoes...echoes...echoes...
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Old 01-13-2006, 03:18 AM   #8
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it echoes...echoes...echoes...
You beat me to it.
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Old 01-13-2006, 04:10 AM   #9
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I find gigantic vaginas very erotic. Nothing gets me more excited than the words, "I've got a pussy like a bucket."
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:49 AM   #10
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Old 01-13-2006, 08:29 AM   #11
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My pussy is so deep...

that the gynecologist has to put the speculum in my mouth.

May I just add here that I am totally grossed out by the mental picture I have right now.
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Old 01-13-2006, 08:50 AM   #12
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:20 AM   #13
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:22 AM   #14
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:31 AM   #15
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My pussy is so big...

It takes a team of 12 spelunkers just to stimulate my G-spot.
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:34 AM   #16
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:48 AM   #17
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:51 AM   #18
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My pussy is so big...

...a guy once coughed near my pussy and I distinctly heard Ricolaaaaaaaa echoing from within.
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Old 01-13-2006, 11:53 AM   #19
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damn, kahuna...

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you gotta warn folks when you bust one that funny!

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Old 01-13-2006, 11:53 AM   #20
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My pussy is so deep (and profound) that it has developed alternate theories of existance.

Honestly, that is one smart cat.
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damn, kahuna...

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you gotta warn folks when you bust one that funny!

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I agree. I just spit coffee in my lap.
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i agree. i just spit coffee in my lap.
if your pussy was really deep, it wouldn't have stayed there!

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