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Old 04-16-2015, 05:04 AM   #1
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learning to differentiate between lit & reality

as i was reading this story courtesy of my FB feed, i couldn't help thinking, "jeez, if people read this as a lit story it would be top-rated in the incest category". the reality of course is that this is horrific and tragic...but you can practically hear the fapping, can't you?

that in turn got me thinking: i think we could use a thread for such stories.

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Old 04-16-2015, 08:59 AM   #2
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It is unfortunate that Mom couldn't control herself or the party. But I guess being an alcoholic and a sex addict didn't help.

As for being a Lit story...only if everyone was 18 or over. Then Mom wouldn't have gotten in trouble and there would be no tragic outcome.

Even in real life, if everyone at the party had been of legal drinking age, which in most states is 21, nothing would have come of it. Maybe if they got a little rowdy a complaint for disturbing the peace might have been the outcome. But loosing your minor children? Not likely. Especially if they weren't present.

Besides...mom looks hot.

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Old 04-16-2015, 01:09 PM   #3
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My parties were, I think, a much more modest affair. A selection of chilled fanta bottles, some dubious pop music on the trusty hifi and an assortment of snacks. Such tasty treats as Doritos and maybe a stray wagon wheel. Curiously it didn't involve my mother flaunting her wears and suggesting a game of hide the sausage.

Still, there are indeed some creative stories on lit but as is clearly demonstrated sometime reality is stranger than fiction.
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Old 04-16-2015, 03:46 PM   #4
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Old 04-16-2015, 04:11 PM   #5
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Clearly, her sexual addiction workshop at the church was not the workshop that everyone else thought it was.


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Old 04-16-2015, 05:25 PM   #6
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Something like this?
What a heart warming tale of true love, how...nice? That being said I don't think I'll be asking round my mother or indeed father for wine and a movie.
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Old 04-16-2015, 05:43 PM   #7
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Something like this?

That's regular as clockwork here.



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Old 04-16-2015, 08:51 PM   #8
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We all get enough reality every day already. We need a refuge, a safe haven from the real world. LIT is the pleasant bubble. Ahhhh...
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