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Old 06-15-2014, 07:23 AM   #1
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Vibrator of the Month Club

Hello How To-ers, I need your help. I'm trying to get a fictional vibrator of the month business up and running. (It's the gift that keeps you coming all year long.) I was going to name it Good Vibrations - Beach Boys can roll in their graves for all I care - but it was pointed out to me that the name is already taken by some gently used sex toy emporium in San Francisco. First Rice-A-Roni and now this. If it weren't for 60's folk music and Anchor Steam I'd say fuck the Bay Area.

Regardless, we need a new name for the vibrator of the month club, so what more productive use of our time than to have a thread where people can make suggestions? Please post your ideas for good names. Also post your ideas for bad names as those might be funnier. For example, although this is a monthly service, calling it That Time of the Month would probably be a bad idea.

Thanks in advance for your help in making my fictional business a roaring success in a completely non-real way.
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Old 06-15-2014, 07:52 AM   #2
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Miles Long's Fictional Vibrator of the Month Club

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Old 06-15-2014, 08:01 AM   #3
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The Cock Box

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Old 06-15-2014, 09:04 AM   #4
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Old 06-15-2014, 09:04 AM   #5
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Old 06-15-2014, 09:48 AM   #6
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:03 AM   #7
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The Friend of the Month Club? No... The Monthly Friend Club? No >_<

Is the packaging discreet?

The Dick in a Box Club

I'll continue brainstorming.
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:08 AM   #8
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It occured to me I misunderstood. :wanders off with head down:
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:24 AM   #9
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The Friend of the Month Club? No... The Monthly Friend Club? No >_<

Is the packaging discreet?

The Dick in a Box Club

I'll continue brainstorming.
I was trying to think of something with B.O.B. Monthly, but it's probably too obvious.
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:31 AM   #10
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:35 AM   #11
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Ah ha!

Ménage a moi - Vibrator of the Month Club

It sounds fancy
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Old 06-15-2014, 11:36 AM   #12
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Ménage a moi - Vibrator of the Month Club

It sounds fancy
I love it!
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Old 06-15-2014, 03:15 PM   #13
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Ah ha!

Ménage a moi - Vibrator of the Month Club

It sounds fancy
I love that too. Kind of makes mine sound tacky.

Any chance you can get them delivered by those flying drones?
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I dont have a name but can I apply for membership?
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Old 06-15-2014, 03:18 PM   #15
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you mean this isn't a contest? I thought the winner got a free membership!!

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Old 06-15-2014, 08:24 PM   #16
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These are all great ideas, but I really like Menage a Moi! Thanks How To-ers!
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Old 06-15-2014, 08:31 PM   #17
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How about "The Electric Boy Friend" ?
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Batteries should be included (for those toys that need them) and make sure these fictional toys have long cords too, ok? Then sign me up. Thank you!
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Old 06-15-2014, 10:06 PM   #19
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Old 06-15-2014, 11:19 PM   #20
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you mean this isn't a contest? I thought the winner got a free membership!!

(pout)
Dammit! You mean I'm not getting a free membership?

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Old 06-15-2014, 11:45 PM   #21
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Everyone who participates gets a free one year membership to help us get inaugurated. Jeez people, chill the fuck out already. Good thing you're all about to get some non-existent vibrators in the fake mail, it sounds like you need to ease the tension a little bit so to speak.
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Old 06-16-2014, 12:48 AM   #22
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You know, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a fake tease, offering fake products to fake an orgasm! You, fine sir, are evil incarnate!


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You know, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a fake tease, offering fake products to fake an orgasm! You, fine sir, are evil incarnate!


He even promised fake international shipping, suggesting that penetration in the southern hemisphere markets was necessary.
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He even promised fake international shipping, suggesting that penetration in the southern hemisphere markets was necessary.
FUCKER! Fuckety fuck fuck fucker!
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Everyone who participates gets a free one year membership to help us get inaugurated. Jeez people, chill the fuck out already. Good thing you're all about to get some non-existent vibrators in the fake mail, it sounds like you need to ease the tension a little bit so to speak.
Yippee! Here's my fake address:
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