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Old 09-26-2012, 03:52 AM   #1
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Dick will make you slap somebody

I was not sure what thread to put this is - perhaps the BDSM or the General Board? - Na, needed a place that does not get so intense and serious
http://youtu.be/baeiVOKgWMo

long version
http://youtu.be/HKSVXp03Ytk

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Old 09-26-2012, 04:23 AM   #2
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That is a serious WTF if I've ever seen one! Seriously, not even that crazy bitch knew what she was talking about! (and I don't use the B word lightly! )
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:59 AM   #3
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I dedicate this thread to smiles and laughter

thought folk over at BDSM Talk needed a demonstration for a Pussy Spanking thread.

I mangaed to find this for them
http://youtu.be/_y53LyvYTqs



need to bring some smiles and laughter in. Things just get a way too crazy, preachy and just IN YOUR F*$#ING FACE around here at times.

I dedicate this thread to smiles and laughter only.

I'll even remove my signature for all posts I make in this thread.

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Old 09-26-2012, 08:53 AM   #4
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Dick will make you slap somebody!
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:42 AM   #5
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This video is all kinds of funny. It's the only smile I've had all day. Thanks!
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:24 PM   #6
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Ok, that last one was funny! LOL
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:21 PM   #7
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Forget about meth or oxy the hillbilly herion, Dick will make you crazy.
It'll make you smack somebody, or even shoot them.

Your honor, these charges should be thrown out, and my client set free from this court. She was not of sound mind and body. No, she had the dick. And the dick made her slap him. Fifty-seven times.
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Old 11-12-2012, 03:25 AM   #8
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That guy plays a mean pussy.

I was not allowed to see Dick. Someone took it down.
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Old 11-12-2012, 04:15 AM   #9
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Dick will make you slap somebody

updated
http://youtu.be/baeiVOKgWMo

long version
http://youtu.be/HKSVXp03Ytk

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Old 11-12-2012, 10:58 AM   #10
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I would just like to say that this video has given me and my friends a ton of laughs over the past couple of weeks.

And a great new catch phrase!
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:44 AM   #11
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This one did make TV for a while:
LYNX SHOWER GEL: Cleans Your Balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSugueB0eUc

until it got banned

Funny - well? - but certainly WTF?!! when I saw it before it was axed. Axed for stupid pun that goes on too long.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:13 AM   #12
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An Aussie pastime - drinking beer

http://www.youtube.com/v/0TCgRqKbTIM

and one more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu2u2cTO33E

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Old 11-15-2012, 02:18 AM   #13
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This is probably my all time favorite beer commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xer0RPuMFRA
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:34 AM   #14
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Now that is great - still laughing
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:43 AM   #15
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OK - I said this thread should be dedicated to smiles and humour (note correct spelling of word hehe)

but this is way cool
http://zieba.wroclaw.pl/kpg/kps.html

I appreciate wondrous skills of technology and artisans - I am so not religious.
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Old 11-23-2012, 08:54 AM   #16
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Top 10 apparently...
http://youtu.be/tBPKeGK1zv8
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Old 11-23-2012, 08:58 AM   #17
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However, THIS is truly the best beer ad...

Men In Slow Motion http://youtu.be/iWWdaTHJaB8
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:09 AM   #18
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However, THIS is truly the best beer ad...
I don't know, this one is pretty good too!
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Old 11-24-2012, 03:19 AM   #19
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I don't know, this one is pretty good too!
Which one?!
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Old 11-24-2012, 02:56 PM   #20
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DOH! It was one of the ones attached to your vid. It must have been late when I made that post! LOL

It was this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLmNOX_4Hfo
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Old 11-24-2012, 04:13 PM   #21
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I have seen her videos a few times in the past, and she is always insane. I think I remember the woman next to her is her mother, as well. LOL
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:59 AM   #22
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OK - this is a glass of wine time - if you don't have a big screen wait until you do - good sound system will help as well

performance art to the max - stunning - amazing - and at the end all is revealed.
http://vimeo.com/27949634
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:32 AM   #23
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OK - this is a glass of wine time - if you don't have a big screen wait until you do - good sound system will help as well

performance art to the max - stunning - amazing - and at the end all is revealed.
http://vimeo.com/27949634
The thing that strikes me most about this is just how fucking dirty the chubby ladies feet are.
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:36 AM   #24
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haha - damn - and Sarah had not cleaned the set - shame... fancy exposing those feet to everyone - just wrong hehe
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:39 AM   #25
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but did you catch the end? Did you see what it was all about?

just yes or no
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