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Okay, so i'm 18 and since I was 13 Ive been masturbating by lying on my belly on a soft fleece blanket and rubbing my hard penis back and forth on it, I would ejaculate every time. NOT ONCE have I ever just straight up done it with my hands. And I want to prove to myself that I can.

a) I've tried before, and after a little while my pubic area starts to burn uncomfortably (not the kind of burning you feel when you ejaculate).

b) How long is it supposed to take? My hand gets tired and my penis just kind of gets irritated.

c) If I can cum by humping the blanket, I won't have problems with intercourse will I?

PLEASE HELP! THANKS!
 
Masturbation is a sin, and you are going to burn in hell for your transgression. I suggest 50 Hail Mary's and 10 Apostle's creeds you little fucking pervert.
 
catfish said:
Masturbation is a sin, and you are going to burn in hell for your transgression. I suggest 50 Hail Mary's and 10 Apostle's creed you little fucking pervert.
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Ho-ly-shit. You're telling me I'm going to go to hell and youre hanging around on an erotic forum?
 
It's clear you've got a blanket fetish. My cousin had a blanket fetish and when he finally came out of the closet with it, he got "married" in a civil union ceremony to a blanket he'd had since he was 5.

Go with it.
 
You're fucked. Your body has learned to only come one way. You will never ejaculate by hand masturbation. You will never ejaculate from a blow job. You will never be able to ejaculate with the woman on top. For the rest of you life, the only way you will be able to come is by being on top and humping away. On a blanket or on a woman, or guy, if that is your preference.

With years of therapy, you might be able ejaculate some other way. But odds are against it.
 
27titles27 said:
Ho-ly-shit. You're telling me I'm going to go to hell and youre hanging around on an erotic forum?
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Yes you little fucking heathen!!!! You need to pray, pray that you get over your little "problem" you dirty little pervert!!!!! I hope your mother doesn't have to wash those blankets that you have defiled!!!!
 
next thing ya know he'll be confessing to sexual assault on a quilt.
 
It's called the Throckenberg Syndrome, after Mortimus Throckenberg who discovered the syndrome back in 1923. When he found he was unable to ejaculate by any other method than humping his favorite pillow. So he went to medical school, and turned his attention to his own affliction, and after years of research, he finally had a hand induced ejaculation in 1957. He died of ass cancer in 1959.
 
DV81 said:
next thing ya know he'll be confessing to sexual assault on a quilt.
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It's apparent that a simple request for some info was a horrible mistake since all of you geeks like to feed off eachother and flame me. You know what? Screw ya.
 
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