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02-03-2007, 02:34 PM
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue...
I have always sent people Valentines, have done for years. Most people send them just to their SO, but I send them to all sorts of friends. Often I send a picture and "Happy Valentine's Day!" some I personalize. For the past few years I have been playing with the old poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you
to send to a friend who does not always realize how special they really are, at least to me.
Last year I sent:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have lots of friends
but there is no one like you
This year I am sending:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Silly men
especially you
So I was wondering what other people could come up with based on the original poem?
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02-03-2007, 02:52 PM
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sexual poems would be nice too!
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02-03-2007, 02:54 PM
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roses are red
violets are blue
your cock is dead
good bye to you!
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02-03-2007, 02:56 PM
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
You are more fun
Than breakfast in bed
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02-03-2007, 02:57 PM
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you.
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02-03-2007, 03:03 PM
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Roses are red
Oceans are blue
I’d hide that tiny cock
If I were you
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02-03-2007, 03:06 PM
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Roses are red
Oceans are blue
I’d hide that tiny cock
If I were you
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?
 
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02-03-2007, 03:07 PM
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?
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Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
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02-03-2007, 03:11 PM
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Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,
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02-03-2007, 03:14 PM
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,
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Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you haven’t a fuckin’ clue
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02-03-2007, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you haven’t a fuckin’ clue
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.
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02-03-2007, 03:17 PM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.
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Roses are pink
You’re hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
‘cause I like cock
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02-03-2007, 03:23 PM
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Roses are pink
You’re hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
‘cause I like cock
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
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02-03-2007, 03:24 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
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Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
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02-03-2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication
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Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
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02-03-2007, 03:40 PM
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Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
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02-03-2007, 04:13 PM
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Free verse because nothing rhymes with purple
Roses are red
Violets are puple
If you'd go away
I'd be so much happier
Or here's one that does:
Roses are red
But carnations are better
When I think of you
My coochy gets wetter
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02-03-2007, 04:29 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
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Roses are red
Violets are gold
Your cock is dead
Or so I was told
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02-03-2007, 04:42 PM
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Good going!
Rose are red
violets are blue
you may be ill
but I won't reject you
Rose are red
violets are blue
all the chocolate in the world
can't compare to you
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02-03-2007, 04:43 PM
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Roses are red,
violets are blue
I’d rather be blind
than to look at you
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02-03-2007, 04:54 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
too bad you're married
or I'd be with you
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roses are red,
my eyes are too
I’d do anything
For a fuck with you!
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02-03-2007, 04:59 PM
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roses are red,
my eyes are too
I’d do anything
For a fuck with you!
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Oh good one!
May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?
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02-03-2007, 05:05 PM
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Oh good one!
May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?
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be my guest
Time in on clocks
Paint is on walls
I’ll suck your cock
While I lick your balls
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