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02-03-2007, 03:34 PM
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"Oh, what the hell!"
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue...
I have always sent people Valentines, have done for years. Most people send them just to their SO, but I send them to all sorts of friends. Often I send a picture and "Happy Valentine's Day!" some I personalize. For the past few years I have been playing with the old poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you
to send to a friend who does not always realize how special they really are, at least to me.
Last year I sent:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have lots of friends
but there is no one like you
This year I am sending:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Silly men
especially you
So I was wondering what other people could come up with based on the original poem?
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5th of Tamuz
Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
I did feel like Icarus-Byron in Exile
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hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-30-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor
all that and a bag of chips
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She sent me that in the mail.
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"He felt you, and he took you with him everywhere. I think he took part of you with him to wherever he is now. That's part of why it hurts so much." Phelia on Byron to me.
"Love is not love
Which altereth when it alteration findeth"-Shakespeare
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02-03-2007, 03:52 PM
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"Oh, what the hell!"
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sexual poems would be nice too!
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5th of Tamuz
Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
I did feel like Icarus-Byron in Exile
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-30-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor
all that and a bag of chips
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She sent me that in the mail.
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"He felt you, and he took you with him everywhere. I think he took part of you with him to wherever he is now. That's part of why it hurts so much." Phelia on Byron to me.
"Love is not love
Which altereth when it alteration findeth"-Shakespeare
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02-03-2007, 03:54 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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roses are red
violets are blue
your cock is dead
good bye to you!
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 03:56 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
You are more fun
Than breakfast in bed
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 03:57 PM
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vergin'
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. George Bernard Shaw
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02-03-2007, 04:03 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Roses are red
Oceans are blue
I’d hide that tiny cock
If I were you
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 04:06 PM
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vergin'
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Roses are red
Oceans are blue
I’d hide that tiny cock
If I were you
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?
 
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02-03-2007, 04:07 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Originally Posted by Kylan
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?
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Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
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In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 04:11 PM
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vergin'
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,
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02-03-2007, 04:14 PM
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,
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Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you haven’t a fuckin’ clue
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 04:16 PM
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vergin'
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you haven’t a fuckin’ clue
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.
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02-03-2007, 04:17 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Originally Posted by Kylan
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.
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Roses are pink
You’re hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
‘cause I like cock
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 04:23 PM
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vergin'
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Roses are pink
You’re hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
‘cause I like cock
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
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02-03-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kylan
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
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Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
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The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 04:34 PM
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vergin'
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication
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02-03-2007, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Kylan
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication
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Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
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The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
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02-03-2007, 05:13 PM
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Simply Charming Elsewhere
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Free verse because nothing rhymes with purple
Roses are red
Violets are puple
If you'd go away
I'd be so much happier
Or here's one that does:
Roses are red
But carnations are better
When I think of you
My coochy gets wetter
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02-03-2007, 05:29 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
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Roses are red
Violets are gold
Your cock is dead
Or so I was told
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 05:42 PM
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Good going!
Rose are red
violets are blue
you may be ill
but I won't reject you
Rose are red
violets are blue
all the chocolate in the world
can't compare to you
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5th of Tamuz
Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
I did feel like Icarus-Byron in Exile
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-30-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor
all that and a bag of chips
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She sent me that in the mail.
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"He felt you, and he took you with him everywhere. I think he took part of you with him to wherever he is now. That's part of why it hurts so much." Phelia on Byron to me.
"Love is not love
Which altereth when it alteration findeth"-Shakespeare
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02-03-2007, 05:43 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Roses are red,
violets are blue
I’d rather be blind
than to look at you
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The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 05:54 PM
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"Oh, what the hell!"
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
too bad you're married
or I'd be with you
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5th of Tamuz
Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
I did feel like Icarus-Byron in Exile
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-30-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor
all that and a bag of chips
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She sent me that in the mail.
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"He felt you, and he took you with him everywhere. I think he took part of you with him to wherever he is now. That's part of why it hurts so much." Phelia on Byron to me.
"Love is not love
Which altereth when it alteration findeth"-Shakespeare
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02-03-2007, 05:55 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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roses are red,
my eyes are too
I’d do anything
For a fuck with you!
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The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
In dog years I'm dead!
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02-03-2007, 05:59 PM
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"Oh, what the hell!"
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Originally Posted by done_got_old
roses are red,
my eyes are too
I’d do anything
For a fuck with you!
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Oh good one!
May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?
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5th of Tamuz
Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
I did feel like Icarus-Byron in Exile
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-30-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor
all that and a bag of chips
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She sent me that in the mail.
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"He felt you, and he took you with him everywhere. I think he took part of you with him to wherever he is now. That's part of why it hurts so much." Phelia on Byron to me.
"Love is not love
Which altereth when it alteration findeth"-Shakespeare
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02-03-2007, 06:05 PM
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Mysterious Lady Undressed
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Oh good one!
May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?
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be my guest
Time in on clocks
Paint is on walls
I’ll suck your cock
While I lick your balls
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