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Old 02-03-2007, 02:34 PM   #1
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue...

I have always sent people Valentines, have done for years. Most people send them just to their SO, but I send them to all sorts of friends. Often I send a picture and "Happy Valentine's Day!" some I personalize. For the past few years I have been playing with the old poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you

to send to a friend who does not always realize how special they really are, at least to me.

Last year I sent:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have lots of friends
but there is no one like you

This year I am sending:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Silly men
especially you

So I was wondering what other people could come up with based on the original poem?
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:52 PM   #2
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sexual poems would be nice too!
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:54 PM   #3
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roses are red
violets are blue
your cock is dead
good bye to you!
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:56 PM   #4
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
You are more fun
Than breakfast in bed
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:57 PM   #5
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you.
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:03 PM   #6
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Roses are red
Oceans are blue
Iíd hide that tiny cock
If I were you
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:06 PM   #7
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Roses are red
Oceans are blue
Iíd hide that tiny cock
If I were you
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?


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Old 02-03-2007, 03:07 PM   #8
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
What the hell happend you?



Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:11 PM   #9
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Roses are green
Violets are blue
My pussy is clean
Waiting for you
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:14 PM   #10
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
I get oh so horny,

Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you havenít a fuckiní clue
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:16 PM   #11
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Roses are red
the violets are blue.
it has been said
you havenít a fuckiní clue
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:17 PM   #12
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know I love your money,
Much more then you.

Roses are pink
Youíre hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
Ďcause I like cock
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:23 PM   #13
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Roses are pink
Youíre hard as a rock
Too bad it stinks
Ďcause I like cock
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:24 PM   #14
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You got a nice ass,
Fancy a screw?
Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:34 PM   #15
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Rose are red,
violets are blue
sex never enters my head
when I look at you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:34 PM   #16
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will poems of infatuation,
Get cyber fornication

Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
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Old 02-03-2007, 03:40 PM   #17
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Roses like a brick
Grass like a turd
I saw your dick
Bigger is much preferred
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:13 PM   #18
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Free verse because nothing rhymes with purple

Roses are red
Violets are puple
If you'd go away
I'd be so much happier

Or here's one that does:

Roses are red
But carnations are better
When I think of you
My coochy gets wetter
 

Old 02-03-2007, 04:29 PM   #19
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
A broken vacuum cleaner sucks,
Much better than you
Roses are red
Violets are gold
Your cock is dead
Or so I was told
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:42 PM   #20
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Good going!

Rose are red
violets are blue
you may be ill
but I won't reject you

Rose are red
violets are blue
all the chocolate in the world
can't compare to you
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:43 PM   #21
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:54 PM   #22
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Roses are red
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too bad you're married
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:55 PM   #23
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roses are red,
my eyes are too
Iíd do anything
For a fuck with you!
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:59 PM   #24
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roses are red,
my eyes are too
Iíd do anything
For a fuck with you!
Oh good one!

May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:05 PM   #25
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Oh good one!

May I use it to scare the hell out of someone?

be my guest

Time in on clocks
Paint is on walls
Iíll suck your cock
While I lick your balls
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