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Old 08-16-2016, 10:18 PM   #1
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Blowing thye pizza guy

I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:21 PM   #2
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I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
I'm thinking of becoming a pizza delivery guy
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:23 PM   #3
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I'm thinking of becoming a pizza delivery guy
I'm so horny right now, I'd gladly accept any delivery, if you know what I mean.
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:24 PM   #4
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I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
We've let many pizza guys finger and fondle my wife over the years. No blow jobs but now she's thinking she may do other things.
I have several pizza stories but haven't posted them yet. This pizza thing seems very popular. Maybe I need a part time job.
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:25 PM   #5
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We've let many pizza guys finger and fondle my wife over the years. No blow jobs but now she's thinking she may do other things.
I have several pizza stories but haven't posted them yet. This pizza thing seems very popular. Maybe I need a part time job.
Now I'm hard
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:26 PM   #6
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Now I'm hard
Now I'm hungry.
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Now I'm hungry.
Same thing
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:47 PM   #8
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Same thing
The pizza guy might come back later. We'll see.
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:48 PM   #9
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The pizza guy might come back later. We'll see.
I feel like "I'm ordering pizza" is going to become a euphemism for "I'm going to suck some cock." :-)
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I feel like "I'm ordering pizza" is going to become a euphemism for "I'm going to suck some cock." :-)
Would that be sausage or pepperoni
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:58 PM   #11
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I'm going to offer the pizza guy a blow job when he shows up. If he's a she, I'll offer to go down on her. Anyone else do this?
Blowing the young pizza guy is one of my favorite fantasies.
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Old 08-16-2016, 11:00 PM   #12
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Would that be sausage or pepperoni
Either, as long as it's a 12 inch.
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Old 08-16-2016, 11:01 PM   #13
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Either, as long as it's a 12 inch.
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Old 08-16-2016, 11:11 PM   #14
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I'll take a large Italian sausage please.
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Old 08-16-2016, 11:22 PM   #15
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I'll take a large Italian sausage please.
This is a great and hilarious thread. Thanks for all the comments! Now if he'll show up after work...
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Old 08-16-2016, 11:28 PM   #16
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This is a great and hilarious thread. Thanks for all the comments! Now if he'll show up after work...
Yeah...that's the important part
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Old 08-17-2016, 01:27 AM   #17
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It would be just my luck to get a thin crust vegetarian pizza (the hardest thing on it is the olives...)
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Old 08-17-2016, 12:33 PM   #18
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It would be just my luck to get a thin crust vegetarian pizza (the hardest thing on it is the olives...)
Haha! Well, he didn't come back last night, but it might be a good story later.
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Old 08-17-2016, 01:03 PM   #19
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What the pizza guy missed.

He didn't show, and I would have given him a great time.
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Old 08-17-2016, 01:23 PM   #20
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Find our true short stories below-- 164 done<-----
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Book #1 Living Our Fantasies---------- Book #2 Please Hold My Titties.
Book #3 The Gogenfart Farm------------- Book #4 Ms. Dollie's Random Stories
Book #5 People Watching---------------Book #6 Mr. Joe Whuzzit
Book #7 Ms.Dollie’s Living Fantasies-------Book #8 TENTS, TRAILERS, TITS, CONDOS, AND CUNTS
Book #9 TiTs and TAXIS--------------------Book #10 PUSSY, PECKERS, and PIZZA

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Old 08-19-2016, 07:22 PM   #21
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Nothing like cock delivered. Extra (dick) sauce please.
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Old 08-20-2016, 01:05 AM   #22
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It appears the there is no shortage of potential pizza delivery guys here. (myself included)
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Old 08-20-2016, 02:27 AM   #23
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I can think of a couple of twinks from porn I'd like to have deliver pizza to my house. One of my favorite fantasies. Maybe his car breaks down at the end of his shift and the weather is bad. I give him shelter from the storm and much more.
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Old 08-20-2016, 09:12 AM   #24
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How else am I meant to get free pizza? Not made of money, you know.
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Old 08-20-2016, 08:26 PM   #25
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I just had pizza delivered and forgot to offer the dude a BJ.
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