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Old 12-23-2006, 12:16 AM   #176
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You get hit in the sack with lock washers


I put in a piece of two week old toast.
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:18 AM   #177
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You get back two dudes in a Volkswagen Rabbit.

I put in a sack of lock washers.
you get back a box of 1-inch' square-drive drywallscrews

I put in a broken Yale key
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:19 AM   #178
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you get back a box of 1-inch' square-drive drywallscrews

I put in a broken Yale key
You get a brand new combination padlock

I put in my bunny slippers
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:21 AM   #179
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You get a brand new combination padlock

I put in my bunny slippers
You get back an ocelot-patterned- velvet coat collar

I put in a dollar-store bandanna (with pirate skulls)
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:22 AM   #180
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You get back an ocelot-patterned- velvet coat collar

I put in a dollar-store bandanna (with pirate skulls)
You get Johnny Depp

I put in a Chevy 454 Engine Block
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:22 AM   #181
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You get a brand new combination padlock

I put in my bunny slippers

You get a nasty letter from PETA.

I put in a totally bald spare tire.
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:25 AM   #182
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You get Johnny Depp

I put in a Chevy 454 Engine Block
You get back an Edelbrock manifold.

I put in a set of Moon hubcaps.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 12:50 AM   #183
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You get a pair of fuzzy dice.

I put in a random assorment of polyhedral dice.
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Chapters five through eight are in the works!

If you've got time, don't forget to stop by

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Old 12-23-2006, 12:55 AM   #184
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You get a pair of fuzzy dice.

I put in a random assorment of polyhedral dice.

You get back a Rubik's cube.

I put in an interlocking wood ball puzzle.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
 

Old 12-23-2006, 12:56 AM   #185
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You get a interlocking wooden puzzle that has been "solved" with a saw.

I put in a dancing banana.
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Chapters five through eight are in the works!

If you've got time, don't forget to stop by

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Old 12-23-2006, 12:58 AM   #186
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You get a interlocking wooden puzzle that has been "solved" with a saw.

I put in a dancing banana.

You get back a slumbering celery stalk.


I put in a slightly used pair of snowshoes.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 01:30 AM   #187
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You get back a slumbering celery stalk.


I put in a slightly used pair of snowshoes.
YOu get apre's ski in a slightly used Swiss villa.


I put in ten coverless paperback books
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:36 AM   #188
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YOu get apre's ski in a slightly used Swiss villa.


I put in ten coverless paperback books
You get back a hand made book rack to put them in.

I put in a dog-eared rhyming dictionary.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 01:54 AM   #189
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You get back a hand made book rack to put them in.

I put in a dog-eared rhyming dictionary.
You get back doggerel

I put in the dogs that won't shut up across the street
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:16 AM   #190
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You get back doggerel

I put in the dogs that won't shut up across the street

You get back a 22. rifle with a silencer, loaded with short rounds.


I put in a bag of dog shit, suitable for igniting on a neighbors doorstep.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 09:28 AM   #191
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You get back a 22. rifle with a silencer, loaded with short rounds.


I put in a bag of dog shit, suitable for igniting on a neighbors doorstep.
You get back 50 hours of community service.
I put in one corner hooker- well-trained, pimp not included.
 

Old 12-23-2006, 09:42 AM   #192
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You get back 50 hours of community service.
I put in one corner hooker- well-trained, pimp not included.

You get back a heart of gold.

I put in a Salvation Army Santa Claus Bell Ringer ...
 

Old 12-23-2006, 09:47 AM   #193
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You get back a heart of gold.

I put in a Salvation Army Santa Claus Bell Ringer ...
And get that heart of gold right back (what the heck do I need it for?)

I'll put in a fuzzy pink bunny slipper.
 

Old 12-23-2006, 04:22 PM   #194
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And get that heart of gold right back (what the heck do I need it for?)

I'll put in a fuzzy pink bunny slipper.
and you get back a pair of pink bunny cock cozies.

I put in an adjustable reading lamp stuck on "guide planes to landing strip" setting.
 

Old 12-23-2006, 08:11 PM   #195
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and you get back a pair of pink bunny cock cozies.

I put in an adjustable reading lamp stuck on "guide planes to landing strip" setting.
Oh cool. I wanted one of those!

You get back half a dozen used condoms- various shapes, sizes, colors and flavors.

I'll put in a dinghy with termites and a bailing bucket with a hole in the bottom.
 

Old 12-23-2006, 08:13 PM   #196
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Oh cool. I wanted one of those!

You get back half a dozen used condoms- various shapes, sizes, colors and flavors.

I'll put in a dinghy with termites and a bailing bucket with a hole in the bottom.
And you get back a copy of 'Project for A New American Century'.

I put in a half dozen old, bunny nibbled RPG manuals.
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And you get back a copy of 'Project for A New American Century'.

I put in a half dozen old, bunny nibbled RPG manuals.
D&D, VtM, or assorted others?

You get back an addiction to speed-cyber.

I'll put in a (slightly) used copy of Sons of the Pioneers Greatest Hits (on vinyl of course)
 

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D&D, VtM, or assorted others?

You get back an addiction to speed-cyber.

I'll put in a (slightly) used copy of Sons of the Pioneers Greatest Hits (on vinyl of course)
And you get back a never played copy of The Osmond's Greatest Hits, on 8-Track.

I put in the collected works of our own beloved amicus.

P.S. D&D, VtM and Rifts.
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And you get back a never played copy of The Osmond's Greatest Hits, on 8-Track.

I put in the collected works of our own beloved amicus.

P.S. D&D, VtM and Rifts.

And you get out a hard-bound copy of your first published novel.




I put in my unfinished dissertation.

 

Old 12-25-2006, 10:30 PM   #200
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I put in my unfinished dissertation.

And you get a doctorate from the University of Phoenix Online.

I put in a poinsettia with all the blossoms chewed off.
 
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