The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[The_Darkness]

You get hit in the sack with lock washers


I put in a piece of two week old toast.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by TE999

You get back two dudes in a Volkswagen Rabbit.

I put in a sack of lock washers.

you get back a box of 1-inch' square-drive drywallscrews

I put in a broken Yale key

[The_Darkness]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

you get back a box of 1-inch' square-drive drywallscrews

I put in a broken Yale key

You get a brand new combination padlock

I put in my bunny slippers

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by The_Darkness

You get a brand new combination padlock

I put in my bunny slippers

You get back an ocelot-patterned- velvet coat collar

I put in a dollar-store bandanna (with pirate skulls)

[The_Darkness]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

You get back an ocelot-patterned- velvet coat collar

I put in a dollar-store bandanna (with pirate skulls)

You get Johnny Depp

I put in a Chevy 454 Engine Block

[TE999]

Originally Posted by The_Darkness

You get a brand new combination padlock

I put in my bunny slippers

You get a nasty letter from PETA.

I put in a totally bald spare tire.

[TE999]

Originally Posted by The_Darkness

You get Johnny Depp

I put in a Chevy 454 Engine Block

You get back an Edelbrock manifold.

I put in a set of Moon hubcaps.

[The_Darkness]

You get a pair of fuzzy dice.

I put in a random assorment of polyhedral dice.

[TE999]

Originally Posted by The_Darkness

You get a pair of fuzzy dice.

I put in a random assorment of polyhedral dice.

You get back a Rubik's cube.

I put in an interlocking wood ball puzzle.

[The_Darkness]

You get a interlocking wooden puzzle that has been "solved" with a saw.

I put in a dancing banana.

[TE999]

Originally Posted by The_Darkness

You get a interlocking wooden puzzle that has been "solved" with a saw.

I put in a dancing banana.

You get back a slumbering celery stalk.


I put in a slightly used pair of snowshoes.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by TE999

You get back a slumbering celery stalk.


I put in a slightly used pair of snowshoes.

YOu get apre's ski in a slightly used Swiss villa.


I put in ten coverless paperback books

[TE999]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

YOu get apre's ski in a slightly used Swiss villa.


I put in ten coverless paperback books

You get back a hand made book rack to put them in.

I put in a dog-eared rhyming dictionary.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by TE999

You get back a hand made book rack to put them in.

I put in a dog-eared rhyming dictionary.

You get back doggerel

I put in the dogs that won't shut up across the street

[TE999]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

You get back doggerel

I put in the dogs that won't shut up across the street

You get back a 22. rifle with a silencer, loaded with short rounds.


I put in a bag of dog shit, suitable for igniting on a neighbors doorstep.

[StormRising]

Originally Posted by TE999

You get back a 22. rifle with a silencer, loaded with short rounds.


I put in a bag of dog shit, suitable for igniting on a neighbors doorstep.

You get back 50 hours of community service.
I put in one corner hooker- well-trained, pimp not included.

[RogueLurker]

Originally Posted by StormRising

You get back 50 hours of community service.
I put in one corner hooker- well-trained, pimp not included.

You get back a heart of gold.

I put in a Salvation Army Santa Claus Bell Ringer ...

[StormRising]

Originally Posted by RogueLurker

You get back a heart of gold.

I put in a Salvation Army Santa Claus Bell Ringer ...

And get that heart of gold right back (what the heck do I need it for?)

I'll put in a fuzzy pink bunny slipper.

[glynndah]

Originally Posted by StormRising

And get that heart of gold right back (what the heck do I need it for?)

I'll put in a fuzzy pink bunny slipper.

and you get back a pair of pink bunny cock cozies.

I put in an adjustable reading lamp stuck on "guide planes to landing strip" setting.

[StormRising]

Originally Posted by glynndah

and you get back a pair of pink bunny cock cozies.

I put in an adjustable reading lamp stuck on "guide planes to landing strip" setting.

Oh cool. I wanted one of those!

You get back half a dozen used condoms- various shapes, sizes, colors and flavors.

I'll put in a dinghy with termites and a bailing bucket with a hole in the bottom.

[rgraham666]

Originally Posted by StormRising

Oh cool. I wanted one of those!

You get back half a dozen used condoms- various shapes, sizes, colors and flavors.

I'll put in a dinghy with termites and a bailing bucket with a hole in the bottom.

And you get back a copy of 'Project for A New American Century'.

I put in a half dozen old, bunny nibbled RPG manuals.

[StormRising]

Originally Posted by rgraham666

And you get back a copy of 'Project for A New American Century'.

I put in a half dozen old, bunny nibbled RPG manuals.

D&D, VtM, or assorted others?

You get back an addiction to speed-cyber.

I'll put in a (slightly) used copy of Sons of the Pioneers Greatest Hits (on vinyl of course)

[rgraham666]

Originally Posted by StormRising

D&D, VtM, or assorted others?

You get back an addiction to speed-cyber.

I'll put in a (slightly) used copy of Sons of the Pioneers Greatest Hits (on vinyl of course)

And you get back a never played copy of The Osmond's Greatest Hits, on 8-Track.

I put in the collected works of our own beloved amicus.

P.S. D&D, VtM and Rifts.

Originally Posted by rgraham666

And you get back a never played copy of The Osmond's Greatest Hits, on 8-Track.

I put in the collected works of our own beloved amicus.

P.S. D&D, VtM and Rifts.

And you get out a hard-bound copy of your first published novel.




I put in my unfinished dissertation.

[glynndah]

Originally Posted by sweetsubsarahh

And you get out a hard-bound copy of your first published novel.




I put in my unfinished dissertation.

And you get a doctorate from the University of Phoenix Online.

I put in a poinsettia with all the blossoms chewed off.