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Old 12-21-2006, 08:00 PM   #151
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You get back a cool mug of mulled wine.

I put in a dozen sugar cookies.
I put on another couple of pounds. good cookies

I put in a bunch of carrots for Rudolph and his buds.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 08:02 PM   #152
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I put on another couple of pounds. good cookies

I put in a bunch of carrots for Rudolph and his buds.
And you get back a wise cracking rabbit.

I put in this year's beer bottles.
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:06 PM   #153
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I put on another couple of pounds. good cookies

I put in a bunch of carrots for Rudolph and his buds.
You get back three slurps from a reindeers' tounge (on your cheek-lol).

I put in a garland of pine boughs and holly berries.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-21-2006, 08:34 PM   #154
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And you get back a wise cracking rabbit.

I put in this year's beer bottles.

And you get back a Budweiser Clydesdale Commemorative beer stein.

I put in a 'I'm a friend of Bill W' bumper sticker.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 08:45 PM   #155
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And you get back a Budweiser Clydesdale Commemorative beer stein.

I put in a 'I'm a friend of Bill W' bumper sticker.

And you get a copy of the Big Blue Book...

I put in a quart of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food...
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:45 PM   #156
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And you get back a Budweiser Clydesdale Commemorative beer stein.

I put in a 'I'm a friend of Bill W' bumper sticker.

You get a face back.

I put in a story that I just can't finish no matter how hard I stare at the screen.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 08:48 PM   #157
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You get a face back.

I put in a story that I just can't finish no matter how hard I stare at the screen.
And you get back a G-spot vibe for inspiration.

I put in a smut thesaurus.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:02 PM   #158
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And you get back a G-spot vibe for inspiration.

I put in a smut thesaurus.
And you get back a copy of 'The Collected Works of D.H. Lawrence'.

I put in a glass jar of strawberry bath oil beads.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-22-2006, 11:02 AM   #159
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I'm new to the Hang Out, but not so new to LIT if you know what I mean...

I've been stuck on the Playground for ages! Help... I need detox!

 

Old 12-22-2006, 11:57 AM   #160
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And you get back a copy of 'The Collected Works of D.H. Lawrence'.

I put in a glass jar of strawberry bath oil beads.

And you get a dozen chocolate covered strawberries...

I put in four cracked CD cases and two "eaten" cassette tapes...

(welcome to the AH Sienna!! )
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:12 PM   #161
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:26 PM   #162
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And you get a dozen chocolate covered strawberries...

I put in four cracked CD cases and two "eaten" cassette tapes...

(welcome to the AH Sienna!! )
And you get a "close and play' phonograph.

I put in a grape tootsie roll pop.
 

Old 12-22-2006, 05:42 PM   #163
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And you get a "close and play' phonograph.

I put in a grape tootsie roll pop.
you get a purple tongue

I put in a bunch of leftover snippets of christmas paper that aren't quite big enough to wrap the gifts I have left to do ...
 

Old 12-22-2006, 05:48 PM   #164
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you get a purple tongue

I put in a bunch of leftover snippets of christmas paper that aren't quite big enough to wrap the gifts I have left to do ...
And you get a colouring book with all the white spaces already filled up.

I put in a worn-out dildo.
 

Old 12-22-2006, 05:56 PM   #165
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And you get a colouring book with all the white spaces already filled up.

I put in a worn-out dildo.
And you get a gift certificate to Lit Toys.

I put in all the Christmas cards that no longer have envelopes to match them.
 

Old 12-22-2006, 06:05 PM   #166
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And you get a gift certificate to Lit Toys.

I put in all the Christmas cards that no longer have envelopes to match them.
And you get back the envelopes.

I put in one of my old pipes.
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Old 12-22-2006, 06:07 PM   #167
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And you get back the envelopes.

I put in one of my old pipes.
And you get a pipe cleaner Christmas tree ornament.

I put in an angel with a broken wing.
 

Old 12-22-2006, 06:34 PM   #168
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And you get a pipe cleaner Christmas tree ornament.

I put in an angel with a broken wing.
And you get back a three legged camel being ridden by a wise man.

I put in a 3 pack of erotic Christmas crackers.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-22-2006, 11:08 PM   #169
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I put in a 3 pack of erotic Christmas crackers.
You get a phone call from PT Barnum

I put in a broken pavillion tent.
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:02 AM   #170
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I put in a broken pavillion tent.
And you get back a cancelled wedding reception.

I put in a set of ginsu steak knives.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 12:05 AM   #171
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You get a tomato and steel can sandwich

I put in a picture of me, my wife, and my son.
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:10 AM   #172
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You get a tomato and steel can sandwich

I put in a picture of me, my wife, and my son.

You get back a heart full of happiness.

I put in a pleasant Christmas memory.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 12:12 AM   #173
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You get a Red Ryder B-B Gun.

I put in a funk-nasty old couch.
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Old 12-23-2006, 12:15 AM   #174
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I put in a funk-nasty old couch.
You get back two dudes in a Volkswagen Rabbit.

I put in a sack of lock washers.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-23-2006, 12:16 AM   #175
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I put in a funk-nasty old couch.
YOu get a handlful of change, three missing cards from the deck, two ballpoint pens, and some sticky dust-bunnies....

I put in a CD entitled "Blues, Blues Christmas"
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