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Old 12-21-2006, 12:03 AM   #126
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And you get love beads and a peace sign pendant.

I put in my Make Love, Not War bumper sticker.
And you get back a cloissene(sp) roach clip.

I put in a boomerang coffee table.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:06 AM   #127
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And you get back a cloissene(sp) roach clip.

I put in a boomerang coffee table.
And get back a ceramic bong.

I put in a leather headband.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:10 AM   #128
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And get back a ceramic bong.

I put in a leather headband.

You get back a pair of elephant bell hip-huggers.

I put in a pair of platform shoes.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:13 AM   #129
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You get back a pair of elephant bell hip-huggers.

I put in a pair of platform shoes.
And get back a macrame belt.

I put in a poster of Desiderata.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:17 AM   #130
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And get back a macrame belt.

I put in a poster of Desiderata.

And you get back a lithograph by Escher.

I put in a coffee table book of Jackson Pollock's paintings.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:19 AM   #131
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And you get back a lithograph by Escher.

I put in a coffee table book of Jackson Pollock's paintings.
And get a black light poster "Keep onTruckin"

I put in a rose in a fisted glove.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:23 AM   #132
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And get a black light poster "Keep onTruckin"

I put in a rose in a fisted glove.
You get back a dancing bear window decal.

I put in an incense burner.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:26 AM   #133
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You get back a dancing bear window decal.

I put in an incense burner.
And get back patchouli oil.

I put in a goodnight kiss and turn down the lights.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:29 AM   #134
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And get back patchouli oil.

I put in a goodnight kiss and turn down the lights.
And you get the covers pulled up and a snuggle.

I put in a wake up call for 8:00.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:33 AM   #135
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And you get the covers pulled up and a snuggle.

I put in a wake up call for 8:00.
And you get one more hour of sleep than me.

I put in my last post of the evening.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:35 AM   #136
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And you get one more hour of sleep than me.

I put in my last post of the evening.

And I put mine in as well.

Sweet dreams, glynndah.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:37 AM   #137
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And I put mine in as well.

Sweet dreams, glynndah.
And to you, TE999. And so, to bed.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:17 PM   #138
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And to you, TE999. And so, to bed.

And you get a nice fluffy pillow.

I put in my oldest sons BAD attitude!
 

Old 12-21-2006, 12:28 PM   #139
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And you get a nice fluffy pillow.

I put in my oldest sons BAD attitude!


And you get my youngest son's terrible 2's! (except he's 4 )


I put all the hair I just clipped off my cocker spaniel...
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:15 PM   #140
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And you get my youngest son's terrible 2's! (except he's 4 )


I put all the hair I just clipped off my cocker spaniel...
You get a nice tartan coat for your spaniel (very tasteful!)

I put in my bowlful of washing-up
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Old 12-21-2006, 06:24 PM   #141
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You get a nice tartan coat for your spaniel (very tasteful!)

I put in my bowlful of washing-up

And you get back a bucket of chrome wheel cleaner.

I put in a tin, wind-up monkey toy.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 06:36 PM   #142
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And you get back a bucket of chrome wheel cleaner.

I put in a tin, wind-up monkey toy.
Oooh oooh!

And you get back one cranky husband and a tin of anchovies.

I'll put in five rowdy screaming males between the ages of 3 and 23.
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Old 12-21-2006, 06:39 PM   #143
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Oooh oooh!

And you get back one cranky husband and a tin of anchovies.

I'll put in five rowdy screaming males between the ages of 3 and 23.
And you get back a lion tamer with a whip and chair.

I put in six drunken football fans.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 06:58 PM   #144
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And you get some wild funky hallucenogenic borscht, with cheese topping.

I put in 18 old PC100 sdram sticks just to clean up my office.
scrapes the cheese off and eats it> Leaves the borscht.

And you get back my dirty laundry

Put in my collection of 8-track tapes.
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:22 PM   #145
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scrapes the cheese off and eats it> Leaves the borscht.

And you get back my dirty laundry

Put in my collection of 8-track tapes.
And you get a pair of fuzzy dashboard dice.

I put in the used pinata from my sons birthday party.
 

Old 12-21-2006, 07:35 PM   #146
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And you get a pair of fuzzy dashboard dice.

I put in the used pinata from my sons birthday party.

You get back a plastic sack of used wrapping paper.

I put in a 'Star Wars' action figure.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 07:38 PM   #147
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You get back a plastic sack of used wrapping paper.

I put in a 'Star Wars' action figure.

You get a full grown man who still lives in his mom's basement.

I put in a King James version of the Bible ...
 

Old 12-21-2006, 07:44 PM   #148
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You get a full grown man who still lives in his mom's basement.

I put in a King James version of the Bible ...
You get back a tryptych by Hieronymus Bosch.

I put in an ivory chalice.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 07:54 PM   #149
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You get back a tryptych by Hieronymus Bosch.

I put in an ivory chalice.
I like Heironymous Bosch paintings ... I was oddly fascinated/weirded out by them when I was a kid.

You get an athame


I put in a freshly steeped mug of Chai tea ....
 

Old 12-21-2006, 07:57 PM   #150
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I like Heironymous Bosch paintings ... I was oddly fascinated/weirded out by them when I was a kid.

You get an athame


I put in a freshly steeped mug of Chai tea ....

You get back a cool mug of mulled wine.

I put in a dozen sugar cookies.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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