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Old 04-19-2009, 12:52 PM   #1376
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and you get back a 40lb bag of Purina One dog food

I put in a half done cross stitch pattern....
 

Old 04-19-2009, 12:56 PM   #1377
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and you get back a 40lb bag of Purina One dog food

I put in a half done cross stitch pattern....
And you get back a crocheted g-string.

I put in a ceramic coffee cup with a chip...
 

Old 04-19-2009, 01:03 PM   #1378
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I put in a duck.
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And get back a chipmunk.


I put in a duck.
And you get back a box of quackers.

I put in a curious bottle of ground sassafras...
 

Old 04-19-2009, 01:52 PM   #1380
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I put in a curious bottle of ground sassafras...
...and you get back a pot of gumbo.

I put in an empty milk jug...
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Old 04-19-2009, 02:11 PM   #1381
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...and you get back a pot of gumbo.

I put in an empty milk jug...
And you get back a sexy lactating porn actress.

I put in a glowing green orb...

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Old 04-19-2009, 08:51 PM   #1382
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I put in a glowing green orb...
And you get back a sparkling blue sapphire and diamond ring.

I put in an old box of poker chips . . .
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Old 04-19-2009, 08:55 PM   #1383
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... and you get back an old bag of potato chips.

I put in a 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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I put in a frozen pie crust.
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I put in a frozen pie crust.
...and you get back a burnt pie.

I put in (another) 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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I put in (another) 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
And you get a nail with all the rust removed.

I put in a mix CD for a four-hour bdsm scene.
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I put in a year's worth of garden produce.
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And get back a Coca-Cola float.


I put in a year's worth of garden produce.
And you get back a empty V-8 bottle.

I put in a muffler clamp from a '63 Ford Fairlane Coupe...

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Old 04-19-2009, 09:51 PM   #1389
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I put in a muffler clamp from a '63 Ford Fairlane Coupe...
You get back leaf spring suspension.

I put in a half bag of mesquite charcoal.
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I put in a half bag of mesquite charcoal.
You get back some grilled swordfish with grilled green onions, zucchini, and red bell peppers.

And I put in 18 years of Penthouse Letters.
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And get a bear at your front door with a half bison.


I put in a barrel of barbecue sauce
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I put in a barrel of barbecue sauce
And you get strippers with a BBQ Pit.

I put in a beautiful painting of my x-girlfriend...
 

Old 04-19-2009, 10:07 PM   #1393
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I put in a beautiful painting of my x-girlfriend...
And get a really irate letter from her demanding its return.


I put in cold beer.
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And get a really irate letter from her demanding its return.


I put in cold beer.
And shared it with me after the GF incident.

I put in her clothes, left behind after I tossed her out...
 

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And shared it with me after the GF incident.

I put in her clothes, left behind after I tossed her out...
And get back a box of TIDE for her left behind clothing.

I put a case of empties, used up while listening to the GF story.
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Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.


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And get back a box of TIDE for her left behind clothing.

I put a case of empties, used up while listening to the GF story.
And get back a hot babe claiming to be the 'new' girlfriend.

I put in a sharp pike...
 

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And get back a hot babe claiming to be the 'new' girlfriend.

I put in a sharp pike...
And get back a sharp muskellunge.

I put in a deer-tail surface plug.
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Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.


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And get back a sharp muskellunge.

I put in a deer-tail surface plug.
And get back a slightly soiled nappy.

I put in burnt offerings from the last meeting of the realm...

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