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04-19-2009, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Austin8
And you get back the Grateful Dead Live from the Mars Hotel, cover only.
I put in a soap baby...
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and you get back a 40lb bag of Purina One dog food
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04-19-2009, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Elizabetht
and you get back a 40lb bag of Purina One dog food
I put in a half done cross stitch pattern....
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And you get back a crocheted g-string.
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04-19-2009, 01:03 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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And get back a chipmunk.
I put in a duck.
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My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get back a chipmunk.
I put in a duck.
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And you get back a box of quackers.
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04-19-2009, 01:52 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Originally Posted by Austin8
And you get back a box of quackers.
I put in a curious bottle of ground sassafras...
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...and you get back a pot of gumbo.
I put in an empty milk jug...
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My stories
AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-19-2009, 02:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor_Nero
...and you get back a pot of gumbo.
I put in an empty milk jug...
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And you get back a sexy lactating porn actress.
I put in a glowing green orb...
Last edited by Austin8 : 04-19-2009 at 04:18 PM.
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04-19-2009, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Austin8
And you get back a sexy lactating porn actress.
I put in a glowing green orb...
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And you get back a sparkling blue sapphire and diamond ring.
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04-19-2009, 08:55 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
And you get back a sparkling blue sapphire and diamond ring.
I put in an old box of poker chips . . .
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... and you get back an old bag of potato chips.
I put in a 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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My stories
AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-19-2009, 08:56 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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And get back an old box of potato chips.
I put in a frozen pie crust.
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voluptuary_manque'
My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 09:01 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get back an old box of potato chips.
I put in a frozen pie crust.
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...and you get back a burnt pie.
I put in (another) 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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My stories
AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-19-2009, 09:09 PM
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Perv on!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emperor_Nero
...and you get back a burnt pie.
I put in (another) 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola...
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And you get a nail with all the rust removed.
I put in a mix CD for a four-hour bdsm scene.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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04-19-2009, 09:09 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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And get back a Coca-Cola float.
I put in a year's worth of garden produce.
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voluptuary_manque'
My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 09:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get back a Coca-Cola float.
I put in a year's worth of garden produce.
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And you get back a empty V-8 bottle.
I put in a muffler clamp from a '63 Ford Fairlane Coupe...
Last edited by Austin8 : 04-19-2009 at 09:17 PM.
Reason: grammar
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04-19-2009, 09:51 PM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
And you get back a empty V-8 bottle.
I put in a muffler clamp from a '63 Ford Fairlane Coupe...
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You get back leaf spring suspension.
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04-19-2009, 09:53 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
You get back leaf spring suspension.
I put in a half bag of mesquite charcoal.
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You get back some grilled swordfish with grilled green onions, zucchini, and red bell peppers.
And I put in 18 years of Penthouse Letters.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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04-19-2009, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
You get back leaf spring suspension.
I put in a half bag of mesquite charcoal.
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And get a bear at your front door with a half bison.
I put in a barrel of barbecue sauce
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voluptuary_manque'
My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 10:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get a bear at your front door with a half bison.
I put in a barrel of barbecue sauce
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And you get strippers with a BBQ Pit.
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04-19-2009, 10:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
And you get strippers with a BBQ Pit.
I put in a beautiful painting of my x-girlfriend...
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And get a really irate letter from her demanding its return.
I put in cold beer.
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voluptuary_manque'
My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 10:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get a really irate letter from her demanding its return.
I put in cold beer.
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And shared it with me after the GF incident.
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04-19-2009, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Austin8
And shared it with me after the GF incident.
I put in her clothes, left behind after I tossed her out...
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And get back a box of TIDE for her left behind clothing.
I put a case of empties, used up while listening to the GF story.
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voluptuary_manque'
My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 10:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get back a box of TIDE for her left behind clothing.
I put a case of empties, used up while listening to the GF story.
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And get back a hot babe claiming to be the 'new' girlfriend.
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04-19-2009, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Austin8
And get back a hot babe claiming to be the 'new' girlfriend.
I put in a sharp pike...
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And get back a sharp muskellunge.
I put in a deer-tail surface plug.
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voluptuary_manque'
My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-19-2009, 10:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque
And get back a sharp muskellunge.
I put in a deer-tail surface plug.
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And get back a slightly soiled nappy.
I put in burnt offerings from the last meeting of the realm...
Last edited by Austin8 : 04-19-2009 at 10:56 PM.
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04-20-2009, 11:55 AM
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04-20-2009, 07:42 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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And you get the Bill from the local takeaway.
I put in a box of old electronic bits. . . . .
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