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Old 04-21-2013, 02:53 PM   #12976
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But it's so far out of reach it evaporates.


I put in a glass of good scotch
And you get a kiss on the cheek.

I put in a very long, very bendy...straw.
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Old 04-21-2013, 02:55 PM   #12977
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And you get a kiss on the cheek.

I put in a very long, very bendy...straw.
which got eaten by a long Donkey.



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Old 04-21-2013, 02:56 PM   #12978
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which got eaten by a long Donkey.



I put in a horseshoe for a cart-horse
And you get back a Mexican from a 1960's spaghetti western wearing a sombrero.

I put in a pair of soiled curtains.
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Old 04-21-2013, 03:07 PM   #12979
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And you get back a Mexican from a 1960's spaghetti western wearing a sombrero.

I put in a pair of soiled curtains.
and you get a broken Washing Machine



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Old 04-22-2013, 04:10 AM   #12980
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and you get a broken Washing Machine



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But the executioner called in sick.


I put in a hang man's noose.
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:21 AM   #12981
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I put in a hang man's noose.

but it's not the real thing.



I put in a Giraffe
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:38 AM   #12982
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but it's not the real thing.



I put in a Giraffe
and you get your lightbulb changed by a herd of surrealists.

I put in the persistence of memory...
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:09 PM   #12983
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and you get your lightbulb changed by a herd of surrealists.

I put in the persistence of memory...
Despite attempts to clear it, the bloody machine remembered it all.



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Old 04-23-2013, 01:31 AM   #12984
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Despite attempts to clear it, the bloody machine remembered it all.



I put in a Quantum memory
And you promptly forget where you put it.


I put in a Quad core processor
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Old 04-23-2013, 03:36 AM   #12985
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And you promptly forget where you put it.


I put in a Quad core processor
And each core processes another. It gets very warm and dissolves.



I put in a Hard Disk Drive
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:00 AM   #12986
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I put in a Hard Disk Drive
and you get an eager woman who looses her enthusiasm when she realizes you said "Disk."

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Old 04-23-2013, 02:32 PM   #12987
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and you get an eager woman who looses her enthusiasm when she realizes you said "Disk."

I put in a persistent memory...
But it persists in forgetfulness.


I put in a terabyte.
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:33 PM   #12988
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I put in a terabyte.

and all the bits hide in terror.


I put in an electron
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:36 AM   #12989
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and all the bits hide in terror.


I put in an electron
Negligible mass? You get a years supply of Viagra

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Old 04-24-2013, 07:21 AM   #12990
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I put in a pair of chopsticks
but they need sharpening; they don't chop!



I put in a large Hadron collider
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Old 04-24-2013, 07:31 AM   #12991
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and you get a book of sexual puns



I put in a snoring roommate
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but the sprinkler system fails.



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I put in a large anti-snoring Hammer
and Maxwell does it again.

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and Maxwell does it again.

I put in Maxwell's right hand...
and you get a steaming cup of Maxwell's coffee.


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Old 04-24-2013, 06:24 PM   #12995
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I put in a pink peep...

and it sinks in the pink



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I put in a couple of ripe avocados
 

Old 04-25-2013, 01:27 AM   #12998
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You get a packet of fresh yeast.


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