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Old 04-07-2009, 11:43 PM   #1251
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I put in a Diner's Guide to Charlotte, NC.
... and you get back an order of banana pudding

I put in Easter dinner reservations ...
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:46 PM   #1252
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I put in Easter dinner reservations ...
And you get back Cajun fried rabbit.

I put in all the palm leaves left over from last Sunday.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:48 PM   #1253
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And you get back Cajun fried rabbit.

I put in all the palm leaves left over from last Sunday.
And you get back a roast pig.

I put in a bucket of rock shrimp...
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:53 PM   #1254
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I put in a bucket of rock shrimp...
And you get back a bucket of rock salt.

I put in a shattered measuring cup...
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:54 PM   #1255
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I put in a shattered measuring cup...
And you get back a velvet-lined bra.

I put in five quarts of used motor oil.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:58 PM   #1256
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... and you get back a scale model of the Exxon Valdez

I put in a bag of salt & pepper potato chips...
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:59 PM   #1257
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... and you get back a scale model of the Exxon Valdez

I put in a bag of salt & pepper potato chips...
And you get back the Hope Diamond.

I put in a package of Oreos...
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:02 AM   #1258
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I put in a package of Oreos...
And you get back a stack of cream centers

I put in a copy of "What's Opera Doc"...
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:03 AM   #1259
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I put in a copy of "What's Opera Doc"...
And you get back the Ring Cycle on vinyl.

I put in a used distributor from a 1968 SAAB.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:08 AM   #1260
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And you get back the Ring Cycle on vinyl.

I put in a used distributor from a 1968 SAAB.
And you get back pieces of Skylab.

I put in a stack of letterboxing clues...


BTW Nero, the stack of cream centers is absolutely perfect since I tend to stack them up on one cookie side and eat all the other cookie sides first.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:12 AM   #1261
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I put in a stack of letterboxing clues...


BTW Nero, the stack of cream centers is absolutely perfect since I tend to stack them up on one cookie side and eat all the other cookie sides first.
And you get back a DVD of Blues Clues


I put in a bag of M&M's ...


Me too
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:13 AM   #1262
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And you get back a DVD of Blues Clues


I put in a bag of M&M's ...


Me too
And you get a copy of the rules to my favorite D/s game.

I put in a bag of feathers.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:14 AM   #1263
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And you get back a naked goose.

I put in a garden rake with teeth missing...
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:32 AM   #1264
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I put in a garden rake with teeth missing...
And you get back a bunch of forks.

I put in a glass of water...
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:37 AM   #1265
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I put in a glass of water...
And you get back a bottle of Evian.

I put in a chain of paper clips...
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 04-08-2009, 12:44 AM   #1266
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I put in a chain of paper clips...
And you get out a set of nipple clamps.

I put in a set of smart balls.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:58 AM   #1267
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I put in a set of smart balls.
You get back a unicorn (mythical creature trade!)

I put in a tray of Totino's pizza rolls...
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:08 AM   #1268
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I put in a tray of Totino's pizza rolls...
And you get back a 12 pack of Coke.

I put in a dress pattern I found in an old trunk...
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 04-08-2009, 01:12 AM   #1269
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And you get back a 12 pack of Coke.

I put in a dress pattern I found in an old trunk...
And you get back a vintage 1920s flapper dress.

I put in a string of soda can pull tabs . . . .
 

Old 04-08-2009, 01:25 AM   #1270
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I put in a string of soda can pull tabs . . . .
And you get back a chain link jock strap.

I put in a rooftop television antenna...
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:26 AM   #1271
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I put in a rooftop television antenna...
And you get a talking Alf doll.

I put in a 1980s Intellivision game system . . . .
 

Old 04-08-2009, 01:28 AM   #1272
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I put in a 1980s Intellivision game system . . . .
And you get back a brand-new Wii.

I put in all my old prom dresses...
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Old 04-08-2009, 01:37 AM   #1273
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I put in all my old prom dresses...
And you get a French Maid outfit complete with crotchless panties and feather duster.

I put in a George Foreman grill . . . .
 

Old 04-08-2009, 01:50 AM   #1274
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I put in a George Foreman grill . . . .
And you get back some tasty ribeye steaks.

I put in an owners manual for a TRS-80 'puter...
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 04-08-2009, 01:51 AM   #1275
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I put in a George Foreman grill . . . .
And you get a Heavyweight Champion Buckle.


I put in a pile of papers that need grading.
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