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04-07-2009, 10:43 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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And you get back two rusty chains.
I put in a Diner's Guide to Charlotte, NC.
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... and you get back an order of banana pudding
I put in Easter dinner reservations ...
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"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-07-2009, 10:46 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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Originally Posted by Emperor_Nero
... and you get back an order of banana pudding
I put in Easter dinner reservations ...
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And you get back Cajun fried rabbit.
I put in all the palm leaves left over from last Sunday.
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My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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04-07-2009, 10:48 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get back Cajun fried rabbit.
I put in all the palm leaves left over from last Sunday.
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And you get back a roast pig.
I put in a bucket of rock shrimp...
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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04-07-2009, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a roast pig.
I put in a bucket of rock shrimp...
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And you get back a bucket of rock salt.
I put in a shattered measuring cup...
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"Infinity always gets pissy when I tell it that not being finite isn't always a good thing."
"For all we know, I'm you, you're me, and we're all figments of someone else's imagination."
"The plural of "chad" is "chad?"
My Stories
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04-07-2009, 10:54 PM
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Pompous Twerp
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Originally Posted by Katyusha
And you get back a bucket of rock salt.
I put in a shattered measuring cup...
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And you get back a velvet-lined bra.
I put in five quarts of used motor oil.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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04-07-2009, 10:58 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
And you get back a velvet-lined bra.
I put in five quarts of used motor oil.
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... and you get back a scale model of the Exxon Valdez
I put in a bag of salt & pepper potato chips...
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My stories
AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-07-2009, 10:59 PM
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Kitten at Heart
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Originally Posted by Emperor_Nero
... and you get back a scale model of the Exxon Valdez
I put in a bag of salt & pepper potato chips...
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And you get back the Hope Diamond.
I put in a package of Oreos...
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"Infinity always gets pissy when I tell it that not being finite isn't always a good thing."
"For all we know, I'm you, you're me, and we're all figments of someone else's imagination."
"The plural of "chad" is "chad?"
My Stories
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04-07-2009, 11:02 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Originally Posted by Katyusha
And you get back the Hope Diamond.
I put in a package of Oreos...
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And you get back a stack of cream centers
I put in a copy of "What's Opera Doc"...
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My stories
AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-07-2009, 11:03 PM
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Pompous Twerp
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Originally Posted by Emperor_Nero
And you get back a stack of cream centers
I put in a copy of "What's Opera Doc"...
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And you get back the Ring Cycle on vinyl.
I put in a used distributor from a 1968 SAAB.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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04-07-2009, 11:08 PM
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Kitten at Heart
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
And you get back the Ring Cycle on vinyl.
I put in a used distributor from a 1968 SAAB.
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And you get back pieces of Skylab.
I put in a stack of letterboxing clues...
BTW Nero, the stack of cream centers is absolutely perfect since I tend to stack them up on one cookie side and eat all the other cookie sides first. 
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"Infinity always gets pissy when I tell it that not being finite isn't always a good thing."
"For all we know, I'm you, you're me, and we're all figments of someone else's imagination."
"The plural of "chad" is "chad?"
My Stories
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04-07-2009, 11:12 PM
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Ever have 1 of those days
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Originally Posted by Katyusha
And you get back pieces of Skylab.
I put in a stack of letterboxing clues...
BTW Nero, the stack of cream centers is absolutely perfect since I tend to stack them up on one cookie side and eat all the other cookie sides first. |
And you get back a DVD of Blues Clues
I put in a bag of M&M's ...
Me too
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My stories
AH Directory Listing (edited May 30, 2010)
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." ~ Albert Einstein
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single stop at the ATM." ~ Anonymous
"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish." ~ The Zen philosopher Basha
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04-07-2009, 11:13 PM
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Pompous Twerp
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Originally Posted by Emperor_Nero
And you get back a DVD of Blues Clues
I put in a bag of M&M's ...
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And you get a copy of the rules to my favorite D/s game.
I put in a bag of feathers.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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04-07-2009, 11:14 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get back a naked goose.
I put in a garden rake with teeth missing...
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
Last edited by TE999 : 04-07-2009 at 11:17 PM.
Reason: catching up
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04-07-2009, 11:32 PM
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Kitten at Heart
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Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a naked goose.
I put in a garden rake with teeth missing...
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And you get back a bunch of forks.
I put in a glass of water...
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"Infinity always gets pissy when I tell it that not being finite isn't always a good thing."
"For all we know, I'm you, you're me, and we're all figments of someone else's imagination."
"The plural of "chad" is "chad?"
My Stories
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04-07-2009, 11:37 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get back a bunch of forks.
I put in a glass of water...
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And you get back a bottle of Evian.
I put in a chain of paper clips...
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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04-07-2009, 11:44 PM
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Pompous Twerp
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And you get back a bottle of Evian.
I put in a chain of paper clips...
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And you get out a set of nipple clamps.
I put in a set of smart balls.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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04-07-2009, 11:58 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
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And you get out a set of nipple clamps.
I put in a set of smart balls.
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You get back a unicorn (mythical creature trade!)
I put in a tray of Totino's pizza rolls...
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Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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04-08-2009, 12:08 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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You get back a unicorn (mythical creature trade!)
I put in a tray of Totino's pizza rolls...
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And you get back a 12 pack of Coke.
I put in a dress pattern I found in an old trunk...
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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04-08-2009, 12:12 AM
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And you get back a 12 pack of Coke.
I put in a dress pattern I found in an old trunk...
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And you get back a vintage 1920s flapper dress.
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04-08-2009, 12:25 AM
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Kitten at Heart
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And you get back a vintage 1920s flapper dress.
I put in a string of soda can pull tabs . . . .
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And you get back a chain link jock strap.
I put in a rooftop television antenna...
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"Infinity always gets pissy when I tell it that not being finite isn't always a good thing."
"For all we know, I'm you, you're me, and we're all figments of someone else's imagination."
"The plural of "chad" is "chad?"
My Stories
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04-08-2009, 12:26 AM
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Captain Crash
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And you get back a chain link jock strap.
I put in a rooftop television antenna...
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And you get a talking Alf doll.
I put in a 1980s Intellivision game system . . . . |
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04-08-2009, 12:28 AM
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Kitten at Heart
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And you get a talking Alf doll.
I put in a 1980s Intellivision game system . . . .
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And you get back a brand-new Wii.
I put in all my old prom dresses...
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"Infinity always gets pissy when I tell it that not being finite isn't always a good thing."
"For all we know, I'm you, you're me, and we're all figments of someone else's imagination."
"The plural of "chad" is "chad?"
My Stories
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04-08-2009, 12:37 AM
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Captain Crash
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And you get back a brand-new Wii.
I put in all my old prom dresses...
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And you get a French Maid outfit complete with crotchless panties and feather duster. 
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04-08-2009, 12:50 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get a French Maid outfit complete with crotchless panties and feather duster.
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And you get back some tasty ribeye steaks.
I put in an owners manual for a TRS-80 'puter...
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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04-08-2009, 12:51 AM
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would-be omnigamist
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And you get a French Maid outfit complete with crotchless panties and feather duster.
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And you get a Heavyweight Champion Buckle.
I put in a pile of papers that need grading.
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My stories
Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet
Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.
You poor, deluded bear--glynndah
"Soldiers are citizens of Death's grey land, drawing no dividends from time's tomorrow. They deposit their life blood, their hopes and aspirations into the cauldron of war so that others might draw on that exchange and have lives they could only dream of having."--Siegfried Sassoon
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