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Old 03-20-2013, 04:53 AM   #12651
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.... And a tsunami engulfed you.

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Old 03-20-2013, 04:55 AM   #12652
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.... And a tsunami engulfed you.

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But it's indigestible.


I put in an 18th dimension
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Old 03-20-2013, 09:43 AM   #12655
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and you get a birdiebefore heading to the clubhouse.

I put in a pan galactic gargle blaster...
... but the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI drinks it while you're not looking.

I put in an Improbability Drive...
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Old 03-20-2013, 09:47 AM   #12656
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... but the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI drinks it while you're not looking.

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and ended up somewhere you weren't going but needed to be anyway.

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and ended up somewhere you weren't going but needed to be anyway.

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.... which came in handy during the long, dark tea-time of the soul.

I put in an aspidistra...
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:36 AM   #12658
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.... which came in handy during the long, dark tea-time of the soul.

I put in an aspidistra...
and you're listed in the Guiness Book of Records for having the biggest aspidistra in the world.

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and you're listed in the Guiness Book of Records for having the biggest aspidistra in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XROMw3Z4e0

I put in three ladies from Castleford...

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[he really was bloody good.]


and the machine vanishes in a puff of acrid smoke.



I put in the ghost of Henry Morgan
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:28 PM   #12660
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[he really was bloody good.]


and the machine vanishes in a puff of acrid smoke.



I put in the ghost of Henry Morgan
But he's pissed off because people keep mistaking him for Harry Morgan.



I put in a M*A*S*H unit.
 

Old 03-20-2013, 04:32 PM   #12661
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I put in a M*A*S*H unit.
... but "Hotlips" Houlihan turns you down.

I put in a bagatelle...
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... but "Hotlips" Houlihan turns you down.

I put in a bagatelle...
But there's no tellin' what's in the bag.


I put in a sneezing nun.
 

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I put in a sneezing nun.
... so I blow her nose on her wimple.

I put in the Lindisfarne Gospels...
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:04 PM   #12664
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I put in the Lindisfarne Gospels...
But the tide came in and the ink smudged

I put in a cheeky Anthropologist
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But the tide came in and the ink smudged

I put in a cheeky Anthropologist

[there's pause in acute sadness for the loss of an irreplaceable book]



Who gets chucked into the sea.



I put in a forme
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[there's pause in acute sadness for the loss of an irreplaceable book]



Who gets chucked into the sea.



I put in a forme
But Frommer's says to avoid it like the plague.

I put in the plague.
 

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But Frommer's says to avoid it like the plague.

I put in the plague.
And everyone puts on their Camus masks and begin the dance of the red death.

I put in a man who wakes up as a cockroach...
 

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I put in a man who wakes up as a cockroach...
And the hearing-impaired wait staff bring you a plate of kofta.


I put in potted crocuses.
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And the hearing-impaired wait staff bring you a plate of kofta.


I put in potted crocuses.
and you spend the afternoon with a notable poet.

Here's the link for the article quoted http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~hbr/issu...s/kunitz.shtml

He sits in front of the window, cutting a small figure in a large chair, at such a distance from the door that we might well have entered the throne room of an aged king. And adding to the pomp of the occasion, we have come with potted flowers held in front of us like candles, crocuses and grape hyacinths, tokens of the spring that has taken root outside. But as we sit down beside the man and he examines our offerings, one at a time, the absurd ceremony of the scene disappears altogether. The veins in his hands are navy blue and fork decisively around his knuckles like rivers. The skin on his wrist is freckled and mottled and wrinkled in shallow ridges, as though rain had carved them out of a hillside. The introduction to his Collected Poems ends, "I dream of an art so transparent that you can look through it and see the world." We thought to bring nature to the artist, but we had only brought nature back to nature. He closes his eyes to smell the flowers, opens them slowly, nods his approval.

A few months shy of his hundred-and-first birthday, Stanley Kunitz sits at the head of the table of American letters, and not by the right of seniority alone...

Along with flowers we have brought questions, questions clumped in notebooks like pebbles in a pouch: Why do you say that being a poet in this age is itself a political action?


I put in Keb Mo blues song...
 

Old 03-20-2013, 11:31 PM   #12670
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Here's the link for the article quoted http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~hbr/issu...s/kunitz.shtml

He sits in front of the window, cutting a small figure in a large chair, at such a distance from the door that we might well have entered the throne room of an aged king. And adding to the pomp of the occasion, we have come with potted flowers held in front of us like candles, crocuses and grape hyacinths, tokens of the spring that has taken root outside. But as we sit down beside the man and he examines our offerings, one at a time, the absurd ceremony of the scene disappears altogether. The veins in his hands are navy blue and fork decisively around his knuckles like rivers. The skin on his wrist is freckled and mottled and wrinkled in shallow ridges, as though rain had carved them out of a hillside. The introduction to his Collected Poems ends, "I dream of an art so transparent that you can look through it and see the world." We thought to bring nature to the artist, but we had only brought nature back to nature. He closes his eyes to smell the flowers, opens them slowly, nods his approval.

A few months shy of his hundred-and-first birthday, Stanley Kunitz sits at the head of the table of American letters, and not by the right of seniority alone...

Along with flowers we have brought questions, questions clumped in notebooks like pebbles in a pouch: Why do you say that being a poet in this age is itself a political action?


I put in Keb Mo blues song...
and being sad never felt so good.

I put in a cryptic Kemo Sabe...
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and being sad never felt so good.

I put in a cryptic Kemo Sabe...
And you wonder who was that masked man, or maybe it was just a bad day to be indigenous?

I put in Chocolate Genius's cover of "Ain't That Peculiar"...
 

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And you wonder who was that masked man, or maybe it was just a bad day to be indigenous?

I put in Chocolate Genius's cover of "Ain't That Peculiar"...
. . . and you get a peculiar look from the host of "Sweet Genius"

I put in a bottle of warm German beer . . . .
 

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. . . and you get a peculiar look from the host of "Sweet Genius"

I put in a bottle of warm German beer . . . .
And it's gone before you can blink your eyes.


I put in a fifth of Stoli.
 

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I put in a fifth of Stoli.
And it's gone !


I put in a design for a new aerial
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I put in a toothless patent law...
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