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Old 12-20-2006, 01:33 AM   #101
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And you get back a complete set of hubcaps for a 1974 Caddillac Coupe DeVillie

I put in a bottle of asprin
And you get back a bottle of after-shave.

I put in a bag of roasted peanuts.
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:23 PM   #102
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And you get someone to appreciate that silky skin.

I put in a cup of thick and creamy home-made eggnog.
And you get back a brimming tumbler of Captain Morgan Rum.

I put in a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 07:26 PM   #103
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And you get back a brimming tumbler of Captain Morgan Rum.

I put in a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.
And you get OJ Simpson ....

I put in a big bag of pistachios ...
 

Old 12-20-2006, 07:34 PM   #104
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And you get OJ Simpson ....

I put in a big bag of pistachios ...

And you get the DVD of 'The Muppets Do the Nutcracker'.

I put in a porcelain seahorse.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 10:18 PM   #105
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And you get the DVD of 'The Muppets Do the Nutcracker'.

I put in a porcelain seahorse.
And you get an aquarium of sea monkeys

I put in the mystery box from our move that has not been unpacked (we moved in six years ago).
 

Old 12-20-2006, 10:20 PM   #106
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And you get an aquarium of sea monkeys

I put in the mystery box from our move that has not been unpacked (we moved in six years ago).
And you get that double ended dildo you thought you misplaced

I put in all of my Christmas receipts (damn I spent too much )
 

Old 12-20-2006, 10:29 PM   #107
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And you get that double ended dildo you thought you misplaced

I put in all of my Christmas receipts (damn I spent too much )

And get out a recipe for an overly nasty fruitcake.....(that is truly redundant)


I put in all the used cell phones I've been saving for some stupid reason.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:29 PM   #108
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And you get that double ended dildo you thought you misplaced

I put in all of my Christmas receipts (damn I spent too much )
You get an over-sexed mid-westerner.

I put in a shredded fishnet stocking.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:40 PM   #109
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You get an over-sexed mid-westerner.

I put in a shredded fishnet stocking.
you get the lamp from A Christmas Story

I put in set of silk pajamas ...
 

Old 12-20-2006, 10:43 PM   #110
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you get the lamp from A Christmas Story

I put in set of silk pajamas ...
You get the Fool's cell phones

I put it in....er put in.....my assistant from work.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:44 PM   #111
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And get out a recipe for an overly nasty fruitcake.....(that is truly redundant)


I put in all the used cell phones I've been saving for some stupid reason.
And get back a pink Princess phone.

I put in a Christmas mug "1999 - Party of the Century"
 

Old 12-20-2006, 10:45 PM   #112
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And get back a pink Princess phone.

I put in a Christmas mug "1999 - Party of the Century"
You get a Mayan Calendar for the year 2013.

I put in three dirty pennies.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:48 PM   #113
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You get a Mayan Calendar for the year 2013.

I put in three dirty pennies.
And get 3 seconds of dirty talk.

I put in a box of ribbons.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 10:51 PM   #114
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You get a package of bent scissors

I put in my old computer.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:53 PM   #115
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You get a package of bent scissors

I put in my old computer.
And get back an AM transistor radio.

I"d put in two cats but the slot isn't big enough, so I'll drop in the mouse they were chasing and the vase they broke while doing it.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 10:57 PM   #116
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And get back an AM transistor radio.

I"d put in two cats but the slot isn't big enough, so I'll drop in the mouse they were chasing and the vase they broke while doing it.
You get a bottle of superglue

I put in my shredded financial statements for the last year.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:10 PM   #117
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You get a bottle of superglue

I put in my shredded financial statements for the last year.
And get a brand new $2.00 bill.


I put in a bottle of pink sparkly nail polish.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 11:16 PM   #118
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And get a brand new $2.00 bill.


I put in a bottle of pink sparkly nail polish.
And you get a CD of Ralph Nader's political speeches

I put in three used ink cartridges
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:23 PM   #119
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And you get a CD of Ralph Nader's political speeches

I put in three used ink cartridges
And get a calliraphy pen set.

I put in a brand new key.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 11:36 PM   #120
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And get a calliraphy pen set.

I put in a brand new key.

And you get a CD of "Melanie's Greatest Hits'.

I put in a broken alarm clock.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 11:44 PM   #121
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And you get a CD of "Melanie's Greatest Hits'.

I put in a broken alarm clock.
And you get incense and peppermints.

I put in a white rabbit.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 11:48 PM   #122
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And you get incense and peppermints.

I put in a white rabbit.

And you get an autographed copy of 'Gracie Slick: My life and times".


I put in a orange bean-bag chair.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

Last edited by TE999 : 12-20-2006 at 11:50 PM.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 11:52 PM   #123
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And you get an autographed copy of 'Gracie Slick: My life and times".


I put in a orange bean-bag chair.
And got avocado shag carpeting in the back of your van.

I put in 96 tears.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 11:55 PM   #124
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And got avocado shag carpeting in the back of your van.

I put in 96 tears.

And you get '?', minus the Mysterians.

I put in a pink Nehru jacket.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-21-2006, 12:00 AM   #125
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And you get '?', minus the Mysterians.

I put in a pink Nehru jacket.
And you get love beads and a peace sign pendant.

I put in my Make Love, Not War bumper sticker.
 
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