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Old 01-04-2013, 07:25 AM   #12051
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and you get a bearded fisherman

I put in a reformulation ruling
and nobody buys the results.



I put in a "how to cure sexual neutrality" book
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:25 AM   #12052
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and nobody buys the results.



I put in a "how to cure sexual neutrality" book
and you get Armageddon

I put in a bomb shelter
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:51 PM   #12053
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and you get Armageddon

I put in a bomb shelter
but the Bomb is not happy in it.



I put in a punnet of strawberries.
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Old 01-05-2013, 01:43 AM   #12054
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but the Bomb is not happy in it.



I put in a punnet of strawberries.
But they didn't get the joke.

I put in an over-cued laugh track.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:42 AM   #12055
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But they didn't get the joke.

I put in an over-cued laugh track.
And you get a selection of sound effects LPs from the BBC.

I toss in an ah-oo-ga {You know what I mean.}horn and a couple of coconuts.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:30 AM   #12056
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And you get a selection of sound effects LPs from the BBC.

I toss in an ah-oo-ga {You know what I mean.}horn and a couple of coconuts.
Ah - the Klaxon; such a useful warning, particularly in Fog.
Sadly, however, the sky is clear and the klaxon is silent [praise the Lord].


I put in a quiet fog horn
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:10 AM   #12057
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:54 PM   #12058
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Ah - the Klaxon; such a useful warning, particularly in Fog.
Sadly, however, the sky is clear and the klaxon is silent [praise the Lord].


I put in a quiet fog horn
and you get a Carl Sandburg poem.

(The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
)


I put in an unfinished poem to Patricia...
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:38 PM   #12059
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and you get a Carl Sandburg poem.

(The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
)


I put in an unfinished poem to Patricia...

And she is still cursing the Postal Authorities, the transport system and you for not having received it - yet.


I put in a book of collected poems.
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:17 PM   #12060
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And she is still cursing the Postal Authorities, the transport system and you for not having received it - yet.


I put in a book of collected poems.
but it's missing the page which read,
"We must
We must
We must increase the bust."

I put in a wonder bra.
 

Old 01-11-2013, 12:55 AM   #12061
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but it's missing the page which read,
"We must
We must
We must increase the bust."

I put in a wonder bra.
and you get a butt enhancer

I put in one eyelash
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and you get a butt enhancer

I put in one eyelash
I blow on it and make a wish.

I drop in the last of the Christmas candy.
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:53 AM   #12063
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I drop in the last of the Christmas candy.
and you a dark chocolate covered marshmallow valentine's heart

I put in a french hair clip
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And you get a can of Dapper Dan left over from the "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" movie.






I put in a can of axle grease.
and you get Axl Rose offering you a thorny rose. "Welcome to the jungle."

I throw in Ghost Rider's flaming motorcycle.
 

Old 01-11-2013, 09:20 AM   #12066
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and you get Axl Rose offering you a thorny rose. "Welcome to the jungle."

I throw in Ghost Rider's flaming motorcycle.
but it squirts out all the grease in a cloud of smoke



I put in a Tyre pressure pump
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but it squirts out all the grease in a cloud of smoke



I put in a Tyre pressure pump
and the Tyreans revolt under all that pressure.

I put in the Sherbrooke Stone for a laugh...
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and the Tyreans revolt under all that pressure.

I put in the Sherbrooke Stone for a laugh...

And you're the only one laughing.



I put in a heart of gold
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And you're the only one laughing.



I put in a heart of gold
and you get a Neil Young cd.

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And you get some ol' Cuban guy with a big fish.

I put in a Harvest Moon.
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I put in a Harvest Moon.

And it sinks over Gaskers Farm [woodstock]


I put in a very large barn.
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And it sinks over Gaskers Farm [woodstock]


I put in a very large barn.
and an Amish colony moves in.

I put in an Anti-Anabaptist preacher...
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I put in an Anti-Anabaptist preacher...
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I put in a sheet with a hole in it
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and you get a Hex sign

I put in a sheet with a hole in it

RTFM: [it's where the chimney fits. We are talking sheets of tin roofing, ???]



I put in a new smoke stack chimney thing.
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I put in a new smoke stack chimney thing.
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