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Old 11-04-2012, 04:22 PM   #11901
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but the cat pulled its head out.



I put in that darned cat
And you get a hellhound.

I throw in a basilisk.
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Old 11-04-2012, 06:13 PM   #11902
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And you get a hellhound.

I throw in a basilisk.

But St George triumphs in the end.



I put in a spear & magic Helmet
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:44 AM   #11903
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But St George triumphs in the end.



I put in a spear & magic Helmet
and you get a cheesy German opera.

I put in a good-hearted woman from the margins of society who falls victim to some fatal disease...
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Old 11-05-2012, 01:26 PM   #11904
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and you get a cheesy German opera.

I put in a good-hearted woman from the margins of society who falls victim to some fatal disease...
And when her fancy man starts singing loudly in her ear, she seldom wants to live.


I put in a black spot of paint that does not look like a hole in the canvas
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:36 PM   #11905
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And when her fancy man starts singing loudly in her ear, she seldom wants to live.


I put in a black spot of paint that does not look like a hole in the canvas
And it expands to fill the screen.

I toss in a package from Acme.
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:49 PM   #11906
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And it expands to fill the screen.

I toss in a package from Acme.
And you get a faulty pulley.

I put in a signed Chuck Jones Wile E. Coyote sketch.
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Old 11-05-2012, 06:17 PM   #11907
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And you get a faulty pulley.

I put in a signed Chuck Jones Wile E. Coyote sketch.

signed by Yosemite Sam.



I put in a box of ACME dynamite
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:37 PM   #11908
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I put in a box of ACME dynamite
and it blows up in your face.

I put in a testimonial dinner in honor of the founder of ACME, Mr. R. Runner...
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:08 AM   #11909
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and it blows up in your face.

I put in a testimonial dinner in honor of the founder of ACME, Mr. R. Runner...
but the finances are missing ['cos he's run off with the money]


I put in a new-fangled Voting machine
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but the finances are missing ['cos he's run off with the money]


I put in a new-fangled Voting machine
and it records a majority of Presidential votes for R2D2.

I put in a new era of cyberarchy
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and it records a majority of Presidential votes for R2D2.

I put in a new era of cyberarchy
it ignored the Dinosaur votes



I put in an Egg.
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:46 PM   #11912
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:41 PM   #11913
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and you get Daisy's dock.

I put in a rowboat...

Gently down the stream.



I put in a pair of row-locks
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:43 PM   #11914
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I put in a pair of row-locks
and you get a bucket full of crabs

I put in a sooty albatross
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:47 PM   #11915
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and you get a bucket full of crabs

I put in a sooty albatross
And you get a bit of classic English literature.

I contribute a pair of blue-footed boobies.
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I contribute a pair of blue-footed boobies.
and they get very cold wings.



I put in a bright sunny morning.
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:22 PM   #11917
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I put in a hippopotamus...
which dies of old age



I put in a young elephant
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I put in an absent-minded professor...
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and she never forgets you.

I put in an absent-minded professor...
and the classroom is deserted



I put in a blackboard rubber
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:27 PM   #11921
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and the classroom is deserted



I put in a blackboard rubber
And the American coeds reading this wonder why the blackboard needs a condom.

I put in a packet of coloured chalk.
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I put in a packet of coloured chalk.
And, the artwork is beautiful on my front sidewalk.

I put in a bunch of boxes numbered one to ten.
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I put in a bunch of boxes numbered one to ten.
and they come out with a different colored pair of stilettos in each one.

I put in ten bottle of Moet & Chandon...
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and they come out with a different colored pair of stilettos in each one.

I put in ten bottle of Moet & Chandon...
all marked "Rejected: by Quality Control".



I put in a bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin.
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Old 11-10-2012, 04:03 PM   #11925
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all marked "Rejected: by Quality Control".



I put in a bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin.
And you get a shuddering good little witch.

I toss in a bottle of vodka.
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