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Old 10-16-2012, 12:18 PM   #11826
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and Gerry slaps you with a trademark infringement suit.

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And you get a pair of blue suede shoes.

I put in Muriel's piano
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:25 PM   #11827
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:42 PM   #11828
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and find yourself in the Hollywood Cafe on a Friday evening.

I put in Margaret's Museum...
And you find yourself in Carnegie Hall listening to the philharmonic.

I put in Jake's private jet...
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Old 10-16-2012, 12:56 PM   #11829
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And you find yourself in Carnegie Hall listening to the philharmonic.

I put in Jake's private jet...
and a tailor swiftly alters your wedding clothes.

I put in an initiation in the Mile High Club...
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:43 PM   #11830
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and a tailor swiftly alters your wedding clothes.

I put in an initiation in the Mile High Club...
And you get back a Mile High Sundae.

I put in some nights in Paris.
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Old 10-16-2012, 01:44 PM   #11831
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And you get back a Mile High Sundae.

I put in some nights in Paris.
and you get selected for the fetish show at the Crazy Horse.

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Old 10-16-2012, 01:53 PM   #11832
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and you get selected for the fetish show at the Crazy Horse.

I put in un Tableau Vivant...

and you get beads, laughing women and dancing in the streets in NOLA


I put in a blindfold and a plane ticket to no where...
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Old 10-16-2012, 02:03 PM   #11833
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and you get beads, laughing women and dancing in the streets in NOLA


I put in a blindfold and a plane ticket to no where...
and you land, naked, to find yourself in Igloolik for the WInter Sostice.

I put in a seven-dog fan harness sled...
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and you land, naked, to find yourself in Igloolik for the WInter Sostice.

I put in a seven-dog fan harness sled...
but the harness is old and falling apart



I put in a conveniently-place aircraft.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:41 AM   #11835
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but the harness is old and falling apart



I put in a conveniently-place aircraft.
and you find that while your garden may be a convenient place, there's hardly enough runway for a take-off.

I put in the West/East runway at Floyd Bennet Field...
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and you find that while your garden may be a convenient place, there's hardly enough runway for a take-off.

I put in the West/East runway at Floyd Bennet Field...
but it's too short for the marine-craft


I put in a new harbour, 1/12 scale.
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but it's too short for the marine-craft


I put in a new harbour, 1/12 scale.
and you get a flotilla of dinghies.

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and you get a flotilla of dinghies.

I put in the Irish Rover...
and you get no credit in this establishment.
["custom like yours I can get any day"]


I put in a cup of Hospital coffee.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:32 PM   #11839
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and you get no credit in this establishment.
["custom like yours I can get any day"]


I put in a cup of Hospital coffee.
and it makes you stay an extra week.

I put in a cup of fresh-brewed Dominican Republic coffee...
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and it makes you stay an extra week.

I put in a cup of fresh-brewed Dominican Republic coffee...

which is stone cold and thus undrinkable


I put in a mug of hot, fresh 'Blue Mountain' coffee.
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which is stone cold and thus undrinkable


I put in a mug of hot, fresh 'Blue Mountain' coffee.
and it sounds too Welsh to drink.

I put in a stein of Oktoberfest beer ...
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and it sounds too Welsh to drink.

I put in a stein of Oktoberfest beer ...
But it's gorn orf. . . . .


I put in a glass of good English Beer
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I put in a glass of good English Beer
and you get caught in a contradiction.

I put in a litre of cold Maudit...
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:33 PM   #11844
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and you get caught in a contradiction.

I put in a litre of cold Maudit...
and, it gets pushed aside for a fifty-six degree glass of beaujolais.

I put in a whole bottle from the right bank.
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and, it gets pushed aside for a fifty-six degree glass of beaujolais.

I put in a whole bottle from the right bank.
there was too much rain that year and the crop was spoiled.



I put in a barrel of malt scotch.
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there was too much rain that year and the crop was spoiled.



I put in a barrel of malt scotch.
But alas! You misread the label.

I put in a barrel of butterscotch.
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But alas! You misread the label.

I put in a barrel of butterscotch.
and you get the world's largest sundae.

I put in dessert spoons for everyone...
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and you get the world's largest sundae.

I put in dessert spoons for everyone...
And you get a very happy roomful of Litsters.

I toss in a can of whipped creme.
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And you get a very happy roomful of Litsters.

I toss in a can of whipped creme.
But, alas, it turns out that the label is in French, and untranslatable.


I put in a large Strawberry Trifle, complete with oodles of Sherry.
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But, alas, it turns out that the label is in French, and untranslatable.


I put in a large Strawberry Trifle, complete with oodles of Sherry.
et vous recevez un trifle des fraises alcoolisee.

Je depot un dictionnaire <<French/English>>...
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