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10-16-2012, 12:18 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is online now
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and Gerry slaps you with a trademark infringement suit.
I put in a gray flannel suit...
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And you get a pair of blue suede shoes.
I put in Muriel's piano
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10-16-2012, 12:25 PM
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#11827
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Originally Posted by FallingToFly
And you get a pair of blue suede shoes.
I put in Muriel's piano
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and find yourself in the Hollywood Cafe on a Friday evening.
I put in Margaret's Museum... |
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10-16-2012, 12:42 PM
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#11828
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and find yourself in the Hollywood Cafe on a Friday evening.
I put in Margaret's Museum...
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And you find yourself in Carnegie Hall listening to the philharmonic.
I put in Jake's private jet...
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In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
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10-16-2012, 12:56 PM
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#11829
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Originally Posted by LaRascasse
And you find yourself in Carnegie Hall listening to the philharmonic.
I put in Jake's private jet...
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and a tailor swiftly alters your wedding clothes.
I put in an initiation in the Mile High Club... |
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10-16-2012, 01:43 PM
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#11830
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and a tailor swiftly alters your wedding clothes.
I put in an initiation in the Mile High Club...
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And you get back a Mile High Sundae.
I put in some nights in Paris.
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10-16-2012, 01:44 PM
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#11831
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Originally Posted by FallingToFly
And you get back a Mile High Sundae.
I put in some nights in Paris.
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and you get selected for the fetish show at the Crazy Horse.
I put in un Tableau Vivant... |
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10-16-2012, 01:53 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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and you get selected for the fetish show at the Crazy Horse.
I put in un Tableau Vivant...
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and you get beads, laughing women and dancing in the streets in NOLA
I put in a blindfold and a plane ticket to no where...
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10-16-2012, 02:03 PM
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#11833
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Originally Posted by BonBon1976
and you get beads, laughing women and dancing in the streets in NOLA
I put in a blindfold and a plane ticket to no where...
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and you land, naked, to find yourself in Igloolik for the WInter Sostice.
I put in a seven-dog fan harness sled... |
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10-16-2012, 05:10 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you land, naked, to find yourself in Igloolik for the WInter Sostice.
I put in a seven-dog fan harness sled...
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but the harness is old and falling apart
I put in a conveniently-place aircraft. |
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10-17-2012, 12:41 AM
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but the harness is old and falling apart
I put in a conveniently-place aircraft.
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and you find that while your garden may be a convenient place, there's hardly enough runway for a take-off.
I put in the West/East runway at Floyd Bennet Field... |
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10-17-2012, 04:32 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you find that while your garden may be a convenient place, there's hardly enough runway for a take-off.
I put in the West/East runway at Floyd Bennet Field...
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but it's too short for the marine-craft
I put in a new harbour, 1/12 scale. |
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10-17-2012, 09:29 AM
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but it's too short for the marine-craft
I put in a new harbour, 1/12 scale.
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and you get a flotilla of dinghies.
I put in the Irish Rover... |
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10-17-2012, 11:24 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you get a flotilla of dinghies.
I put in the Irish Rover...
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and you get no credit in this establishment.
["custom like yours I can get any day"]
I put in a cup of Hospital coffee. |
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10-17-2012, 12:32 PM
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and you get no credit in this establishment.
["custom like yours I can get any day"]
I put in a cup of Hospital coffee.
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and it makes you stay an extra week.
I put in a cup of fresh-brewed Dominican Republic coffee... |
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10-17-2012, 05:15 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and it makes you stay an extra week.
I put in a cup of fresh-brewed Dominican Republic coffee...
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which is stone cold and thus undrinkable
I put in a mug of hot, fresh 'Blue Mountain' coffee. |
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10-17-2012, 06:45 PM
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which is stone cold and thus undrinkable
I put in a mug of hot, fresh 'Blue Mountain' coffee.
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and it sounds too Welsh to drink.
I put in a stein of Oktoberfest beer ... |
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10-19-2012, 06:36 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and it sounds too Welsh to drink.
I put in a stein of Oktoberfest beer ... |
But it's gorn orf. . . . .
I put in a glass of good English Beer |
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10-19-2012, 07:37 PM
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But it's gorn orf. . . . .
I put in a glass of good English Beer
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and you get caught in a contradiction.
I put in a litre of cold Maudit... |
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10-19-2012, 08:33 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
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and you get caught in a contradiction.
I put in a litre of cold Maudit...
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and, it gets pushed aside for a fifty-six degree glass of beaujolais.
I put in a whole bottle from the right bank.
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10-20-2012, 05:33 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and, it gets pushed aside for a fifty-six degree glass of beaujolais.
I put in a whole bottle from the right bank.
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there was too much rain that year and the crop was spoiled.
I put in a barrel of malt scotch. |
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10-20-2012, 09:57 AM
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Good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
there was too much rain that year and the crop was spoiled.
I put in a barrel of malt scotch.
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But alas! You misread the label.
I put in a barrel of butterscotch.
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"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A  from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
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10-20-2012, 10:54 AM
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But alas! You misread the label.
I put in a barrel of butterscotch.
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and you get the world's largest sundae.
I put in dessert spoons for everyone... |
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10-20-2012, 01:30 PM
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Good little witch.
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and you get the world's largest sundae.
I put in dessert spoons for everyone...
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And you get a very happy roomful of Litsters.
I toss in a can of whipped creme.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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10-20-2012, 06:01 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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And you get a very happy roomful of Litsters.
I toss in a can of whipped creme.
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But, alas, it turns out that the label is in French, and untranslatable.
I put in a large Strawberry Trifle, complete with oodles of Sherry. |
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10-20-2012, 08:14 PM
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But, alas, it turns out that the label is in French, and untranslatable.
I put in a large Strawberry Trifle, complete with oodles of Sherry.
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et vous recevez un trifle des fraises alcoolisee.
Je depot un dictionnaire <<French/English>>... |
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