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Old 12-19-2006, 11:52 PM   #76
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And you get a CATS The Reunion Tour poster.

I put in 6 remote controls, leaving one for him.

And you get a 14" b/w TV in the garage.

I put in a disposable camera with color film.
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:54 PM   #77
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And you get a 14" b/w TV in the garage.

I put in a disposable camera with color film.
And get 24 snap shots of someone else's vacation.

I put in a box of stocking stuffers.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 11:57 PM   #78
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And get 24 snap shots of someone else's vacation.

I put in a box of stocking stuffers.
You get back the present you gave Cousin Alfred last year.

I put in a jar of buffalo nickels.
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Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 12:05 AM   #79
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You get back the present you gave Cousin Alfred last year.

I put in a jar of buffalo nickels.
And you get this year's winning entry in the Buffalo Chip Throwing Tournament.

I put in a bunch of unused cat toys.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:08 AM   #80
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And you get this year's winning entry in the Buffalo Chip Throwing Tournament.

I put in a bunch of unused cat toys.
And you get back a barn cat pregnant with two-headed quintuplets- that all meow!

I put in a very itchy and arthritic thumb.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:09 AM   #81
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And you get this year's winning entry in the Buffalo Chip Throwing Tournament.

I put in a bunch of unused cat toys.
And you get back an autographed hair ball from the 1st prize winner at the cat show.

I put in a peacock feather.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 12:13 AM   #82
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And you get back a barn cat pregnant with two-headed quintuplets- that all meow!

I put in a very itchy and arthritic thumb.
And you get back a tube of Gold bond salve.

I put in a 3 ring notebook of bad poetry.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 12:14 AM   #83
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And you get back a tube of Gold bond salve.

I put in a 3 ring notebook of bad poetry.
And get an angst-riddled teenager.

I put in my last 2 Oreo cookies.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:16 AM   #84
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And you get back an autographed hair ball from the 1st prize winner at the cat show.

I put in a peacock feather.
And get a very angry peacock.

I put in a tube of kiwi lube.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:17 AM   #85
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And get a very angry peacock.

I put in a tube of kiwi lube.
And get back a case of the clap.

I put in two very tired and myopic eyeballs, three hamsters, and a rpg.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:17 AM   #86
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And get an angst-riddled teenager.

I put in my last 2 Oreo cookies.
You get back a glass half-full of buttermilk.

I put in a calendar with pictures of tractors.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 12:19 AM   #87
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And get back a case of the clap.

I put in two very tired and myopic eyeballs, three hamsters, and a rpg.
You get back a paranoid pot-bellied pig.

I put in a worn pair of ballet slippers.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 12:28 AM   #88
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You get back a paranoid pot-bellied pig.

I put in a worn pair of ballet slippers.
And get a foot massage.

I put in a royal-blue crushed velvet leisure suit.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:32 AM   #89
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And get a foot massage.

I put in a royal-blue crushed velvet leisure suit.

And you get back the 'Saturday Night Fever' CD, remixed.

I put in a lava lamp.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 12:35 AM   #90
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And you get back the 'Saturday Night Fever' CD, remixed.

I put in a lava lamp.
And get a bean bag chair and a disco ball!

I put in the chirping bird clock.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 12:38 AM   #91
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And get a bean bag chair and a disco ball!

I put in the chirping bird clock.
And you get the kittykat clock with the rolling eyes and swinging tail.

I put in a cedar lined hope chest.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

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Old 12-20-2006, 01:01 AM   #92
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And you get the kittykat clock with the rolling eyes and swinging tail.

I put in a cedar lined hope chest.
And get back a king-sized green down comforter.

I put in all the change I found in the bottom of the washer.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 01:05 AM   #93
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And get back a king-sized green down comforter.

I put in all the change I found in the bottom of the washer.

And you get back a bag of gourmet jelly beans.

I put in a set of bronze andirons.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 01:17 AM   #94
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And you get back a bag of gourmet jelly beans.

I put in a set of bronze andirons.
And get back a coal scuttle.

I put in my warm flannel jammies.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 01:21 AM   #95
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And get back a coal scuttle.

I put in my warm flannel jammies.
And you get back a red teddy.

I put in a pair of comfy fur slippers.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
 

Old 12-20-2006, 01:55 AM   #96
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And you get back bright scarlet six-inch stiletto heels. Enjoy!

I put in my nine-year-old Compaq laptop.
 

Old 12-20-2006, 02:06 AM   #97
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And you get back bright scarlet six-inch stiletto heels. Enjoy!

I put in my nine-year-old Compaq laptop.

And you get back an eight-track tape player with a dash mounting.

I put in a Trivial Pursuit game.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-20-2006, 02:08 AM   #98
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And you get back an eight-track tape player with a dash mounting.

I put in a Trivial Pursuit game.
Kewl.

You get a backstage pass to the set of the game show 'Lingo.'

I put in a pair of fuzzy dice
 

Old 12-20-2006, 02:17 AM   #99
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Kewl.

You get a backstage pass to the set of the game show 'Lingo.'

I put in a pair of fuzzy dice

You get a dancing hula girl statue for your rear window.

I put in a set of fender skirts.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
 

Old 12-20-2006, 02:24 AM   #100
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You get a dancing hula girl statue for your rear window.

I put in a set of fender skirts.
And you get back a complete set of hubcaps for a 1974 Caddillac Coupe DeVillie

I put in a bottle of asprin
 
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