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Old 09-30-2011, 03:57 PM   #9651
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and, the guy with the green probe is pretty cute.

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and you meet Officer Jedi on his beat.

I put in some interesting illuminations...
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Old 09-30-2011, 06:19 PM   #9652
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and you meet Officer Jedi on his beat.

I put in some interesting illuminations...
which get the attention of the Illuminati


I put in an iron gate
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Old 09-30-2011, 10:42 PM   #9653
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which get the attention of the Illuminati


I put in an iron gate
and you're kept away from the mansion.


I put in a set of old Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedias ...


Go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls ...
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:29 PM   #9654
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and you're kept away from the mansion.


I put in a set of old Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedias ...


Go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls ...
And you get all the copies of Laugh-In making the reference . . .

I put in 237 sheets of paper covered with math equations, functions, graphs . . . and my wrong answers . . .
 

Old 10-01-2011, 05:28 PM   #9655
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And you get all the copies of Laugh-In making the reference . . .

I put in 237 sheets of paper covered with math equations, functions, graphs . . . and my wrong answers . . .

And you get a letter of grateful thanks from the re-cycling centre.


I put in a birthday card
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:07 PM   #9656
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I put in a birthday card
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:51 PM   #9657
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and you're declared a year younger by a Time Lord.

I put in a police call box...

and you get back a Dalek.

I put in Saguaro cactus ...
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Old 10-02-2011, 08:18 AM   #9658
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and you get back a Dalek.

I put in Saguaro cactus ...
and it's confused with traffic signs in some areas.


I put in a fly fishing rod
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:49 AM   #9659
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and you catch your limit of Musca domestica.

I put in an olla of Saguaro wine...
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and you catch your limit of Musca domestica.

I put in an olla of Saguaro wine...
and we dine on fish and wine under the moonlit night.

I put in hiking gear for two and a map of Saguaro National Park.
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and we dine on fish and wine under the moonlit night.

I put in hiking gear for two and a map of Saguaro National Park.
and the universe beams down on the couple as darkness cools the Sonora.

I put in a cool dip in Sabeno Canyon...
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and the universe beams down on the couple as darkness cools the Sonora.

I put in a cool dip in Sabeno Canyon...
and it washes away the heat on our skin but not the fire burning bright inside.

I put in a nosy roadrunner peeking through the thicket.
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I put in a nosy roadrunner peeking through the thicket.
and he catches the rattler at your feet.

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Old 10-04-2011, 06:45 AM   #9664
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and he catches the rattler at your feet.

I put in a rainbow serpent...
and it rains; heavily.


I put in an eight foot fly rod.
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:31 PM   #9665
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and it rains; heavily.


I put in an eight foot fly rod.
And, I see an eight-foot fly on the Jolly Green Giant.

I put in a can of niblets.
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I put in a can of niblets.
and your earlobes get nibbled.

I put in a on your neck...
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and your earlobes get nibbled.

I put in a on your neck...
and, you'll never catch my cold doing that.

I put in an air to both of your cheeks, one at a time, and stopping for hug in the middle.
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and, you'll never catch my cold doing that.

I put in an air to both of your cheeks, one at a time, and stopping for hug in the middle.
and you start feeling better.


I put in an Idiots Guide to Microsoft XP ...
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Old 10-04-2011, 11:21 PM   #9669
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and you start feeling better.


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I put in a dog-eared copy of a guide to the universe...
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and you get directions to the PX.

I put in a dog-eared copy of a guide to the universe...
with "Don't Panic" in large friendly letters on the front.


I put in an electronic thumb
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I put in a '56 Chevy convertible coupe...
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and you get a virtual ride.

I put in a '56 Chevy convertible coupe...
Ye gods, the suspension is shot!


I put in a smaller engine
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I put in a smaller engine
and you get beat by a Nash Rambler.

I put in a little old lady from Passadena...
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I put in a little old lady from Passadena...

Who's Daddy took the T-bird away. . . . .


I put in a surf-board
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I put in a surf-board
and, the surf runs through the English Channel

I put in a strawberry field
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