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Old 09-11-2011, 05:26 AM   #9576
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and put in fish and chips
which are consumed rapidly.


I put in a box of No 8 Brass woodscrews.
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Old 09-12-2011, 04:35 PM   #9577
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and you're all tuckered out from all that screwing.

I put in a high-protein recovery diet...
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Old 09-12-2011, 06:54 PM   #9578
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and you're all tuckered out from all that screwing.

I put in a high-protein recovery diet...
Meat! Meat! Meat! That's all I think about.

I put in a girl with a little bit of fat.
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Old 09-12-2011, 07:34 PM   #9579
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I put in a girl with a little bit of fat.
and she runs & runs until she's both fit & slim.


I put in a Great Horny Toad
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Old 09-12-2011, 08:25 PM   #9580
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and she runs & runs until she's both fit & slim.


I put in a Great Horny Toad
and, of course, I him and he turns into my fairytale prince.

I put in a white horse.
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Old 09-12-2011, 09:24 PM   #9581
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and, of course, I him and he turns into my fairytale prince.

I put in a white horse.

and you get back a shot glass.


I put in a copy of 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' ...
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Old 09-12-2011, 09:35 PM   #9582
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and you get back a shot glass.


I put in a copy of 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' ...
and, you use an Allen wrench for a book mark on the chapter about washing your hands with goop before you go to the dinner table.

I put in a cd of sitar music.
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Old 09-13-2011, 12:10 AM   #9583
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and, you use an Allen wrench for a book mark on the chapter about washing your hands with goop before you go to the dinner table.

I put in a cd of sitar music.
and you dance your way through the Kama Sutra.

I put in a lingam/yoni stone...
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Old 09-13-2011, 12:16 AM   #9584
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and you dance your way through the Kama Sutra.

I put in a lingam/yoni stone...
and you get back a copy of the Bahagavad Gita.

I put in a broken cuckoo clock ...
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and you get back a copy of the Bahagavad Gita.

I put in a broken cuckoo clock ...
and every hour it sounds"Cuckold, Cuckold" outside the bedroom door.

I put in an old watchmaker...
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:32 PM   #9586
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and every hour it sounds"Cuckold, Cuckold" outside the bedroom door.

I put in an old watchmaker...
and you get back an old watch (fixed).


I put in a book review of 'Wuthering Heights' ...
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:49 PM   #9587
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and you get back an old watch (fixed).


I put in a book review of 'Wuthering Heights' ...
published in the depths of an obscure magazine.


I put in a 12m fishing Pole.
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:00 PM   #9588
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I put in a 12m fishing Pole.
and get pulled overboard by a 2-ton Bluefin.

I put in a Penn Surfmaster 140...
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and get pulled overboard by a 2-ton Bluefin.

I put in a Penn Surfmaster 140...
and it clips nicely onto a Shakespeare Ugly Stik.


I put in a No 4/0 hook-to-line
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:11 PM   #9590
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and it clips nicely onto a Shakespeare Ugly Stik.


I put in a No 4/0 hook-to-line
and you catch a 35 lb. Spanish Mackerel.

Iput in one hell of a seaside barbecue...
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and you catch a 35 lb. Spanish Mackerel.

Iput in one hell of a seaside barbecue...
and the Yorkshire Sauce makes it wonderful.


I put in a crate of English Light Ale (Beer) !
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and the Yorkshire Sauce makes it wonderful.


I put in a crate of English Light Ale (Beer) !
and you get back a bushel of beer nuts.


I put in some fountain pens in which the ink is dried ...
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:09 PM   #9593
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I put in some fountain pens in which the ink is dried ...
and you get a Kohinor sonic nib cleaner.

I put in a 000 technical nib...
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I put in a 000 technical nib...
and the result is a blank document.


I put in a sheet of new velum
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and the old velum is heartbroken.

I put in a palimpsest...
and, it makes me sneeze.

I put in a two-pill package of Zytec.
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and, it makes me sneeze.

I put in a two-pill package of Zytec.

and the new Zytek gearbox works very well in n the car.

I put in a new gear lever
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I put in a new gear lever
First gear, alright. Second gear, hold tight! Faster, Faster Faster....

I put in a speeding ticket.
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First gear, alright. Second gear, hold tight! Faster, Faster Faster....

I put in a speeding ticket.
it must be doing the ton down the main drag. . . .


I put in a new calliper
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it must be doing the ton down the main drag. . . .


I put in a new calliper
And, you have a new Roush.

I put in a 2010 Shellby, white with a blue racing stripe.
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