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Old 12-19-2006, 06:23 PM   #51
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And you get a raspberry air freshener for your car.

Putting in an empty ChikFilA cup with the dregs of iced tea still in it.
And you get a teaspoon of lemon zest!

Putting in 6 Stephen King magazines
 

Old 12-19-2006, 06:27 PM   #52
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And you get a teaspoon of lemon zest!

Putting in 6 Stephen King magazines
And you get back a zombie cat.

Putting in my empty stomach.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 06:28 PM   #53
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And you get back a zombie cat.

Putting in my empty stomach.

And you get a feast fit for a king.

Putting in my old playboy magazines
 

Old 12-19-2006, 08:04 PM   #54
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And you get a feast fit for a king.

Putting in my old playboy magazines

And you get a department store manekin dressed as a pirate!

Putting in 3 wristwatches that don't work.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 08:06 PM   #55
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And you get a department store manekin dressed as a pirate!

Putting in 3 wristwatches that don't work.

You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you.


Putting in a frozen food dinner ....
 

Old 12-19-2006, 09:05 PM   #56
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You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you.


Putting in a frozen food dinner ....
You get a baby seal club.

I put in two beat up Garfield books.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:11 PM   #57
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You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you.


Putting in a frozen food dinner ....
And you get an economy size bottle of Pepto-Bismol.


Putting in a set of old encyclopedias.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:16 PM   #58
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And you get an economy size bottle of Pepto-Bismol.


Putting in a set of old encyclopedias.
And getting back a life-time subscription to Wikipedia.

Putting in a bag of tangled and tarnished garland.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 09:18 PM   #59
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You get a baby seal club.

I put in two beat up Garfield books.
[Crap missed a post!]

You get an old VHS tape of 'A Christmas Story'

I put in a beat up snowman Christmas ornament.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:21 PM   #60
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And getting back a life-time subscription to Wikipedia.

Putting in a bag of tangled and tarnished garland.
[I'm no damn good at this am I?]


You get my old silver plastic Christmas tree.

I put in this damn slow computer.
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-19-2006, 09:24 PM   #61
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[I'm no damn good at this am I?]


You get my old silver plastic Christmas tree.

I put in this damn slow computer.
And you get back a big giant night light made by Microsoft.

I put in a cracked Christmas mug.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 09:30 PM   #62
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And you get back a big giant night light made by Microsoft.

I put in a cracked Christmas mug.
You get a Rudolph dish towel to mop up that hot chocolate.

I put in a motorized match dispenser from when I smoked.

Peace.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-19-2006, 09:40 PM   #63
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You get a Rudolph dish towel to mop up that hot chocolate.

I put in a motorized match dispenser from when I smoked.

Peace.
You get a big of Hershey's Kisses.

I put in a collection of burned candles.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 09:50 PM   #64
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You get a sack of burned-out light bulbs.

I put in a rusty dry wall saw.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-19-2006, 09:53 PM   #65
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You get a sack of burned-out light bulbs.

I put in a rusty dry wall saw.
You get a box of Allen wrenches.

I put in a box of band-aids with only the little circle ones left.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 09:58 PM   #66
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You get a box of Allen wrenches.

I put in a box of band-aids with only the little circle ones left.
You get a dog-eared First Aid manual.

I put in 3 brass figurines of frogs.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-19-2006, 10:10 PM   #67
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You get a dog-eared First Aid manual.

I put in 3 brass figurines of frogs.
And get a Prince CD.

I put in a bowling pin trophy.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 10:20 PM   #68
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And get a Prince CD.

I put in a bowling pin trophy.
You get a spare tire (get it?)

I put in a stack of 'National Geographic' magazines.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-19-2006, 10:21 PM   #69
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You get a spare tire (get it?)

I put in a stack of 'National Geographic' magazines.
And out pops a perpetually horny 1950's teenager.

I put in 3 mismatched black socks.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 10:26 PM   #70
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And out pops a perpetually horny 1950's teenager.

I put in 3 mismatched black socks.
You get back a set of L.L. Bean thermal underwear.

I put in a two burner Sterno camping stove.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-19-2006, 10:28 PM   #71
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You get back a set of L.L. Bean thermal underwear.

I put in a two burner Sterno camping stove.
You get a crate of MREs.

I put in a deck of cards with the 4 of diamonds missing.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 10:30 PM   #72
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You get a crate of MREs.

I put in a deck of cards with the 4 of diamonds missing.
You get a box of slightly used poker chips.

I put in a wilted potted petunia.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-19-2006, 10:34 PM   #73
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You get a box of slightly used poker chips.

I put in a wilted potted petunia.
And get a poinsettia with the blossoms chewed off by the cats.

I put in a slightly melted Hershey's with Almonds bar.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 10:44 PM   #74
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And get a poinsettia with the blossoms chewed off by the cats.

I put in a slightly melted Hershey's with Almonds bar.
And you get a DVD "The Best of the Galloping Gourmet".

I put in two matinee tickets for 'Les Miserables".
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-19-2006, 10:47 PM   #75
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And you get a DVD "The Best of the Galloping Gourmet".

I put in two matinee tickets for 'Les Miserables".
And you get a CATS The Reunion Tour poster.

I put in 6 remote controls, leaving one for him.
 
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