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12-19-2006, 06:23 PM
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Good little witch.
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And you get a raspberry air freshener for your car.
Putting in an empty ChikFilA cup with the dregs of iced tea still in it.
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And you get a teaspoon of lemon zest!
Putting in 6 Stephen King magazines |
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12-19-2006, 06:27 PM
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Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And you get a teaspoon of lemon zest!
Putting in 6 Stephen King magazines
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And you get back a zombie cat.
Putting in my empty stomach. |
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12-19-2006, 06:28 PM
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Live the moment
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Originally Posted by StormRising
And you get back a zombie cat.
Putting in my empty stomach.
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And you get a feast fit for a king.
Putting in my old playboy magazines  |
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12-19-2006, 08:04 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by kiten69
And you get a feast fit for a king.
Putting in my old playboy magazines |
And you get a department store manekin dressed as a pirate!
Putting in 3 wristwatches that don't work. |
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12-19-2006, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Explaura
And you get a department store manekin dressed as a pirate!
Putting in 3 wristwatches that don't work.
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You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you. 
Putting in a frozen food dinner .... |
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12-19-2006, 09:05 PM
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Ascending Demon
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Originally Posted by RogueLurker
You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you.
Putting in a frozen food dinner .... |
You get a baby seal club.
I put in two beat up Garfield books. |
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12-19-2006, 09:11 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by RogueLurker
You get a fourth wristwatch that doesn't work ... maybe you have a magnetic field about you.
Putting in a frozen food dinner .... |
And you get an economy size bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
Putting in a set of old encyclopedias.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 09:16 PM
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Good little witch.
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Originally Posted by TE999
And you get an economy size bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
Putting in a set of old encyclopedias.
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And getting back a life-time subscription to Wikipedia.
Putting in a bag of tangled and tarnished garland. |
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12-19-2006, 09:18 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by The_Darkness
You get a baby seal club.
I put in two beat up Garfield books.
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[Crap missed a post!]
You get an old VHS tape of 'A Christmas Story'
I put in a beat up snowman Christmas ornament.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 09:21 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And getting back a life-time subscription to Wikipedia.
Putting in a bag of tangled and tarnished garland.
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[I'm no damn good at this am I?]
You get my old silver plastic Christmas tree.
I put in this damn slow computer.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 09:24 PM
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Good little witch.
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Originally Posted by TE999
[I'm no damn good at this am I?]
You get my old silver plastic Christmas tree.
I put in this damn slow computer.
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And you get back a big giant night light made by Microsoft.
I put in a cracked Christmas mug. |
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12-19-2006, 09:30 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And you get back a big giant night light made by Microsoft.
I put in a cracked Christmas mug.
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You get a Rudolph dish towel to mop up that hot chocolate.
I put in a motorized match dispenser from when I smoked.
Peace.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 09:40 PM
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Good little witch.
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Originally Posted by TE999
You get a Rudolph dish towel to mop up that hot chocolate.
I put in a motorized match dispenser from when I smoked.
Peace.
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You get a big of Hershey's Kisses.
I put in a collection of burned candles. |
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12-19-2006, 09:50 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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You get a sack of burned-out light bulbs.
I put in a rusty dry wall saw.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 09:53 PM
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Good little witch.
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Originally Posted by TE999
You get a sack of burned-out light bulbs.
I put in a rusty dry wall saw.
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You get a box of Allen wrenches.
I put in a box of band-aids with only the little circle ones left. |
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12-19-2006, 09:58 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by glynndah
You get a box of Allen wrenches.
I put in a box of band-aids with only the little circle ones left.
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You get a dog-eared First Aid manual.
I put in 3 brass figurines of frogs.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 10:10 PM
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Good little witch.
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You get a dog-eared First Aid manual.
I put in 3 brass figurines of frogs.
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And get a Prince CD.
I put in a bowling pin trophy. |
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12-19-2006, 10:20 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And get a Prince CD.
I put in a bowling pin trophy.
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You get a spare tire (get it?)
I put in a stack of 'National Geographic' magazines.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 10:21 PM
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Good little witch.
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You get a spare tire (get it?)
I put in a stack of 'National Geographic' magazines.
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And out pops a perpetually horny 1950's teenager.
I put in 3 mismatched black socks. |
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12-19-2006, 10:26 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And out pops a perpetually horny 1950's teenager.
I put in 3 mismatched black socks.
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You get back a set of L.L. Bean thermal underwear.
I put in a two burner Sterno camping stove.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 10:28 PM
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Good little witch.
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You get back a set of L.L. Bean thermal underwear.
I put in a two burner Sterno camping stove.
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You get a crate of MREs.
I put in a deck of cards with the 4 of diamonds missing. |
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12-19-2006, 10:30 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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You get a crate of MREs.
I put in a deck of cards with the 4 of diamonds missing.
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You get a box of slightly used poker chips.
I put in a wilted potted petunia.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 10:34 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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You get a box of slightly used poker chips.
I put in a wilted potted petunia.
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And get a poinsettia with the blossoms chewed off by the cats.
I put in a slightly melted Hershey's with Almonds bar. |
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12-19-2006, 10:44 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And get a poinsettia with the blossoms chewed off by the cats.
I put in a slightly melted Hershey's with Almonds bar.
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And you get a DVD "The Best of the Galloping Gourmet".
I put in two matinee tickets for 'Les Miserables".
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-19-2006, 10:47 PM
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Good little witch.
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And you get a DVD "The Best of the Galloping Gourmet".
I put in two matinee tickets for 'Les Miserables".
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And you get a CATS The Reunion Tour poster.
I put in 6 remote controls, leaving one for him. |
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