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Old 12-19-2006, 09:57 AM   #26
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And you get some wild funky hallucenogenic borscht, with cheese topping.

I put in 18 old PC100 sdram sticks just to clean up my office.
you get a psychodelic fairy for your Christmas tree.

I put in my burmese cat cos she's annoying the crap outa me!
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Old 12-19-2006, 10:56 AM   #27
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you get a psychodelic fairy for your Christmas tree.

I put in my burmese cat cos she's annoying the crap outa me!
And you get a Great Dane!

I put in my comfy slippers because the dog chewed them last night!
 

Old 12-19-2006, 11:22 AM   #28
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And you get a Great Dane!

I put in my comfy slippers because the dog chewed them last night!
And you get back my ratty old bathrobe with tweety bird on the ass.

I'll put in 20 dozen snickerdoodle cookies.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 11:56 AM   #29
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And you get back my ratty old bathrobe with tweety bird on the ass.

I'll put in 20 dozen snickerdoodle cookies.
You'd get back an empty plate and anote of thanks with crumbs on it

I'll put in a coupon for free techincal support.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 12:12 PM   #30
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You'd get back an empty plate and anote of thanks with crumbs on it

I'll put in a coupon for free techincal support.

And you get "payment" anyway .

I put in my old CDs that don't play anymore!
 

Old 12-19-2006, 12:19 PM   #31
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And you get "payment" anyway .

I put in my old CDs that don't play anymore!
And you get very interesting DVDs from someone special

I put in the $100 shoes I bought that never did fit right.
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:40 PM   #32
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And you get very interesting DVDs from someone special

I put in the $100 shoes I bought that never did fit right.

And you get a nice leather belt.

I put in my silk robe that has seen better days (hey it's comfy)!
 

Old 12-19-2006, 05:01 PM   #33
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And you get a nice leather belt.

I put in my silk robe that has seen better days (hey it's comfy)!
And you get a set of hair rollers complete with the stretchy cap to fit over them.

I put in a plate of freshly made brownies.
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:11 PM   #34
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And you get a set of hair rollers complete with the stretchy cap to fit over them.

I put in a plate of freshly made brownies.
and you get an empty plate.

I put in sunscreen, 1,000spf.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 05:16 PM   #35
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and you get an empty plate.

I put in sunscreen, 1,000spf.
and you get a copy of Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead: A Travel Guide for Vampires and Ghouls.

I put in a Christmas Nutcracker figure
 

Old 12-19-2006, 05:19 PM   #36
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and you get a copy of Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead: A Travel Guide for Vampires and Ghouls.

I put in a Christmas Nutcracker figure
And you get a bag of nuts.

I put in some Christmas toe-socks that jingle when you walk.
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And you get a bag of nuts.

I put in some Christmas toe-socks that jingle when you walk.

... and you get a paranoid dog that keeps trying to find out where the jingles are coming from.

I put in a big fluffy bathrobe ...
 

Old 12-19-2006, 05:42 PM   #38
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... and you get a paranoid dog that keeps trying to find out where the jingles are coming from.

I put in a big fluffy bathrobe ...
And you get some relaxing bath salts.

I put in a foot massager.
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:58 PM   #39
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And you get some relaxing bath salts.

I put in a foot massager.
And get a very well toned slave, trained in massage.

I put in my dissertation, such that it is...

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And you get some relaxing bath salts.

I put in a foot massager.
And you get a near kick to the teeth (ticklish )

Put in a "therapeutic" magic massage wand ...
 

Old 12-19-2006, 06:04 PM   #41
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And you get a near kick to the teeth (ticklish )

Put in a "therapeutic" magic massage wand ...
and out jumps a rabbit!

Putting in the vile pair of pink floral pj's that my mum's friend got me last christmas
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Old 12-19-2006, 06:09 PM   #42
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and out jumps a rabbit!

Putting in the vile pair of pink floral pj's that my mum's friend got me last christmas
and you get more dusting rags


Putting in a wreath made of dry twigs with a fake bird perched on it, half hanging off, the glue gun obviously missed its mark.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 06:26 PM   #43
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and you get more dusting rags


Putting in a wreath made of dry twigs with a fake bird perched on it, half hanging off, the glue gun obviously missed its mark.
and you get an easter bonnet
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Old 12-19-2006, 06:54 PM   #44
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and you get an easter bonnet
Ummm...zade since you put nothing in you get an imaginary friend

I put in my Anatomy and Physiology textbook since I don't need it anymore.
 

Old 12-19-2006, 06:56 PM   #45
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and you get an easter bonnet
Putting in a defunct 1997 Packard-Bell computer tower (and all the software!)
 

Old 12-19-2006, 07:03 PM   #46
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kiten, you get a blow-up doll.

glynndah, you get a black radio controlled ferrari

I keep forgetting to say what I'm putting in... Let me think... an ornament featuring love birds
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:08 PM   #47
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kiten, you get a blow-up doll.

glynndah, you get a black radio controlled ferrari

I keep forgetting to say what I'm putting in... Let me think... an ornament featuring love birds
You get a stuffed goldfish to replace your lovebirds

Putting in a copy of Teach Yourself Welsh
 

Old 12-19-2006, 07:16 PM   #48
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You get a stuffed goldfish to replace your lovebirds

Putting in a copy of Teach Yourself Welsh
And you get the entire series of Merlin from the Sci-Fi Channel.

I'll put in an empty toilet paper roll with wax paper on top, painted to look like a drum.
 

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ac mae dafad enfawr yn dod allan
(you get a massive sheep)

putting in my last remaining energy of the day
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:19 PM   #50
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ac mae dafad enfawr yn dod allan
(you get a massive sheep)

putting in my last remaining energy of the day
And you get a raspberry air freshener for your car.

Putting in an empty ChikFilA cup with the dregs of iced tea still in it.
 
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