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Old 12-29-2006, 08:53 PM   #376
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And you get back Windows 3.1 for Dummies. I put in your mis-printed dictionary
And you get back a collection of McGuffy Readers.

I put in an expired library card.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:00 PM   #377
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And you get back a collection of McGuffy Readers.

I put in an expired library card.

And you get back the 1978 Guiness' Book of World Records.

I put in 6 AA batteries that won't work anymore.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:03 PM   #378
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And you get back the 1978 Guiness' Book of World Records.

I put in 6 AA batteries that won't work anymore.
And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:04 PM   #379
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And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match

And you get back two left shoes.

I put in an empty can of compressed air.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:06 PM   #380
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And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match
And you get back a pair of sweat soaked jogging shoes.

I put in a NY Marathon 2001 sweatband.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:07 PM   #381
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And you get back two left shoes.

I put in an empty can of compressed air.
And you get back a tank of propane.

I put in a broken BBQ grill.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-29-2006, 09:09 PM   #382
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And you get back a tank of propane.

I put in a broken BBQ grill.
And you get a year's subscription to the "Steak of the Month Club."

I put in 1/2 gallon of dried latex paint, bluish-green.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:13 PM   #383
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And you get a year's subscription to the "Steak of the Month Club."

I put in 1/2 gallon of dried latex paint, bluish-green.
And you get back two paint encrusted brushes (bluish-green)

I put in a half-dozen old paint rollers.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-29-2006, 09:16 PM   #384
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And you get back two paint encrusted brushes (bluish-green)

I put in a half-dozen old paint rollers.
And you get a "Make your Own Massager" kit from Ronco.

I put in a "Happy Meal" toy found in the bottom of my car.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:18 PM   #385
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And you get a "Make your Own Massager" kit from Ronco.

I put in a "Happy Meal" toy found in the bottom of my car.
And you get back a Hamburglar t-shirt.

I put in a Ronald McDonald statue 'liberated' from a Playland.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-29-2006, 09:22 PM   #386
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And you get back a Hamburglar t-shirt.

I put in a Ronald McDonald statue 'liberated' from a Playland.
And you get back a street sign 'liberated' from "Lois Lane." (memory of teenage years)

I put in my old Wonder Woman underoos.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:28 PM   #387
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And you get back a street sign 'liberated' from "Lois Lane." (memory of teenage years)

I put in my old Wonder Woman underoos.
And you get back my old Ultraman boxer shorts.

I put in my 'A-Team' lunchbox.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-29-2006, 09:35 PM   #388
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And you get back my old Ultraman boxer shorts.

I put in my 'A-Team' lunchbox.

And you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, trimmed of crusts, cut in triangles. And an apple. And a carton of milk.

I put in an old Christmas ornament that won't light up anymore.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:39 PM   #389
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And you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, trimmed of crusts, cut in triangles. And an apple. And a carton of milk.

I put in an old Christmas ornament that won't light up anymore.
And you get back a dessicated wreath of pine boughs.

I put in a pound of Christmas fruitcake.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-29-2006, 09:43 PM   #390
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And you get back a dessicated wreath of pine boughs.

I put in a pound of Christmas fruitcake.

And you get back a pound of Christmas fruitcake! Really, does anyone like fruitcake?

I put in an old lottery ticket.
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Old 12-29-2006, 09:49 PM   #391
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And you get back a pound of Christmas fruitcake! Really, does anyone like fruitcake?

I put in an old lottery ticket.
(Hell no!)

And you get back a used Bingo card.

I put in a deck of cards with the five of diamonds missing.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-29-2006, 10:14 PM   #392
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(Hell no!)

And you get back a used Bingo card.

I put in a deck of cards with the five of diamonds missing.
and you get back a pagoda made of cards

I put in a bag of reese's cups.
 

Old 12-29-2006, 10:19 PM   #393
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and you get back a pagoda made of cards

I put in a bag of reese's cups.
And you get back a roll of Mento's.

I put in a tin of butter cookies.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-29-2006, 11:08 PM   #394
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And you get back a roll of Mento's.

I put in a tin of butter cookies.

And get back a bag of peanut butter cookies.

I put in a bottle of 100% pomegranate juice.
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:11 PM   #395
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And get back a bag of peanut butter cookies.

I put in a bottle of 100% pomegranate juice.
And you get back a box of California figs.

I put in a loaf of stone ground 100% whole wheat bread.
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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And you get back a box of California figs.

I put in a loaf of stone ground 100% whole wheat bread.

Mmmm... I love figs.

You get back a plate of crispy grilled cheese sandwiches made with New York State extra sharp white cheddar.
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:23 PM   #397
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Mmmm... I love figs.

You get back a plate of crispy grilled cheese sandwiches made with New York State extra sharp white cheddar.
oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
 

Old 12-29-2006, 11:26 PM   #398
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oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
Cheese thief!

Get the BIG mousetrap!
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-29-2006, 11:26 PM   #399
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oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
Stop shaking the machine. Here's your cheese and crackers to go with it.

I put in Boston Blackie's mustache wax.
 

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oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
LOL, maybe TE999 will share. She put in a whole loaf of bread so it is a really big plate of sandwiches.
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