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12-29-2006, 08:53 PM
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And you get back Windows 3.1 for Dummies. I put in your mis-printed dictionary
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And you get back a collection of McGuffy Readers.
I put in an expired library card.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:00 PM
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these are the days
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And you get back a collection of McGuffy Readers.
I put in an expired library card.
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And you get back the 1978 Guiness' Book of World Records.
I put in 6 AA batteries that won't work anymore.
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12-29-2006, 09:03 PM
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just biding my time
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And you get back the 1978 Guiness' Book of World Records.
I put in 6 AA batteries that won't work anymore.
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And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match
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Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
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12-29-2006, 09:04 PM
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these are the days
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And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match
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And you get back two left shoes.
I put in an empty can of compressed air.
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12-29-2006, 09:06 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get back my last year's AARP membership card. I put in two dirty socks that don't match
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And you get back a pair of sweat soaked jogging shoes.
I put in a NY Marathon 2001 sweatband.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:07 PM
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And you get back two left shoes.
I put in an empty can of compressed air.
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And you get back a tank of propane.
I put in a broken BBQ grill.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:09 PM
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these are the days
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And you get back a tank of propane.
I put in a broken BBQ grill.
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And you get a year's subscription to the "Steak of the Month Club."
I put in 1/2 gallon of dried latex paint, bluish-green.
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12-29-2006, 09:13 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get a year's subscription to the "Steak of the Month Club."
I put in 1/2 gallon of dried latex paint, bluish-green.
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And you get back two paint encrusted brushes (bluish-green)
I put in a half-dozen old paint rollers.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:16 PM
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these are the days
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And you get back two paint encrusted brushes (bluish-green)
I put in a half-dozen old paint rollers.
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And you get a "Make your Own Massager" kit from Ronco.
I put in a "Happy Meal" toy found in the bottom of my car.
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12-29-2006, 09:18 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get a "Make your Own Massager" kit from Ronco.
I put in a "Happy Meal" toy found in the bottom of my car.
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And you get back a Hamburglar t-shirt.
I put in a Ronald McDonald statue 'liberated' from a Playland.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:22 PM
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these are the days
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And you get back a Hamburglar t-shirt.
I put in a Ronald McDonald statue 'liberated' from a Playland.
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And you get back a street sign 'liberated' from "Lois Lane." (memory of teenage years)
I put in my old Wonder Woman underoos.
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12-29-2006, 09:28 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get back a street sign 'liberated' from "Lois Lane." (memory of teenage years)
I put in my old Wonder Woman underoos.
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And you get back my old Ultraman boxer shorts.
I put in my 'A-Team' lunchbox.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:35 PM
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these are the days
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And you get back my old Ultraman boxer shorts.
I put in my 'A-Team' lunchbox.
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And you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, trimmed of crusts, cut in triangles. And an apple. And a carton of milk.
I put in an old Christmas ornament that won't light up anymore.
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, trimmed of crusts, cut in triangles. And an apple. And a carton of milk.
I put in an old Christmas ornament that won't light up anymore.
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And you get back a dessicated wreath of pine boughs.
I put in a pound of Christmas fruitcake.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 09:43 PM
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And you get back a dessicated wreath of pine boughs.
I put in a pound of Christmas fruitcake.
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And you get back a pound of Christmas fruitcake! Really, does anyone like fruitcake?
I put in an old lottery ticket.
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12-29-2006, 09:49 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And you get back a pound of Christmas fruitcake! Really, does anyone like fruitcake?
I put in an old lottery ticket.
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(Hell no!)
And you get back a used Bingo card.
I put in a deck of cards with the five of diamonds missing.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 10:14 PM
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A kiss is still a kiss
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(Hell no!)
And you get back a used Bingo card.
I put in a deck of cards with the five of diamonds missing.
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12-29-2006, 10:19 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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and you get back a pagoda made of cards
I put in a bag of reese's cups.
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And you get back a roll of Mento's.
I put in a tin of butter cookies.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 11:08 PM
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And you get back a roll of Mento's.
I put in a tin of butter cookies.
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And get back a bag of peanut butter cookies.
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12-29-2006, 11:11 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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And get back a bag of peanut butter cookies.
I put in a bottle of 100% pomegranate juice.
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And you get back a box of California figs.
I put in a loaf of stone ground 100% whole wheat bread.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 11:21 PM
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And you get back a box of California figs.
I put in a loaf of stone ground 100% whole wheat bread.
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Mmmm... I love figs.
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12-29-2006, 11:23 PM
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A kiss is still a kiss
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Mmmm... I love figs.
You get back a plate of crispy grilled cheese sandwiches made with New York State extra sharp white cheddar.
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12-29-2006, 11:26 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
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Cheese thief!
Get the BIG mousetrap!
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-29-2006, 11:26 PM
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Good little witch.
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oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
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Stop shaking the machine. Here's your cheese and crackers to go with it.
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12-29-2006, 11:27 PM
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oh man that is good cheese! I'm hi-jacking te machine to get that cheese!
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LOL, maybe TE999 will share. She put in a whole loaf of bread so it is a really big plate of sandwiches. |
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