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12-27-2006, 05:21 PM
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Yessss... I got what I wanted! Naked Jasmine-scented woman! You get back a tongue bath.
I'll put in a box full of trashy romance novels with all the good bits highlighted.
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You get the box of romance novels back ... with words like "maidenhead" "manhood" and "thobbing loins" edited out.
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12-27-2006, 05:47 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is online now
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You get the box of romance novels back ... with words like "maidenhead" "manhood" and "thobbing loins" edited out.
I put in a wooden Ganesh mask
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And get back Hannibal Lecter.
I'll put in every MatchBox car I've stepped on in the last twenty minutes.
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Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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12-27-2006, 05:52 PM
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And get back Hannibal Lecter.
I'll put in every MatchBox car I've stepped on in the last twenty minutes.
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And you get a free visit from Molly Maid to straighten up after your kids. (I'm assuming that they are your kids' cars)
I put in a sealed package .... with the words "Do Not Open Until Christmas 2007" written across it. |
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12-27-2006, 05:52 PM
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And get back Hannibal Lecter.
I'll put in every MatchBox car I've stepped on in the last twenty minutes.
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and you get back a million empty candy bar wrappers.
i put in my old clie.
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12-27-2006, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by vella_ms
and you get back a million empty candy bar wrappers.
i put in my old clie.
eta: damnit! im wicked slow too.
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you get a dictionary turned to the page "clie" should be. 
I put in my damned dirty dog and her damned dirty paws that track all over my damned white tile. |
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12-27-2006, 05:56 PM
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you get a dictionary turned to the page "clie" should be.
I put in my damned dirty dog and her damned dirty paws that track all over my damned white tile. |
and you get an indoor house cat...
I put in four old ticket stubs to Narnia... |
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12-27-2006, 05:57 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is online now
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you get a dictionary turned to the page "clie" should be.
I put in my damned dirty dog and her damned dirty paws that track all over my damned white tile. |
And you get back a Bichon Frisee.
I'll put in a deck of Tarot cards with the Hermit and the King of Cups missing.
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Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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12-27-2006, 05:58 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is online now
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Originally Posted by SelenaKittyn
and you get an indoor house cat...
I put in four old ticket stubs to Narnia...
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And you get back the Bichon Frisee meant for Rogue.
I'll put in a neon green snakeskin patterned miniskirt
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Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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12-27-2006, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FallingToFly
And you get back the Bichon Frisee meant for Rogue.
I'll put in a neon green snakeskin patterned miniskirt
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And you get a "you have got to be high if you think I'm wearing that" look from me.
I put in a brand new microfleece down blanket ... |
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12-27-2006, 06:12 PM
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heartbroken
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And you get a "you have got to be high if you think I'm wearing that" look from me.
I put in a brand new microfleece down blanket ...
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and you get fuzzy bunny slippers.
I put in an old box of half-colored Shrinky Dinks.... |
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12-27-2006, 06:19 PM
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and you get fuzzy bunny slippers.
I put in an old box of half-colored Shrinky Dinks....
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You get a piece of baked playdough with a handprint
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12-27-2006, 08:45 PM
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Live the moment
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You get a piece of baked playdough with a handprint
I put in some dry toast and flat gingerale
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And you get the flu 
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12-27-2006, 08:53 PM
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just biding my time
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you get my pen that can't spell.
I put in an old sock (just one)
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Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
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12-27-2006, 09:26 PM
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Glutton for Punishment
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you get my roommate's Skittles wrapper
i put in Twilight Girl
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...there are times I'm not the woman you imagine me to be...when I'm just a girl who needs...and my need is deep, profound, and overpowering to the point of confusion and insecurity and all I know is the girl I am touching and all I want is to touch more and all I can do is give in...is surrender...~Vail
Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I think you're making a big mistake. You need me as a slave. A good slave. A slave who knows how to be obedient, even if it means being a pain in the ass. ~Waylan
"Part of being a minority is living with the majorities will no matter how it may be imposed on you. With that comes having to 'take what you can get' in order to make any advancement. Advancement to the exact same rights and personal freedoms you've had since birth and which are still to this day denied to us because we love differently."
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12-27-2006, 10:01 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is online now
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Originally Posted by Trinique_Fire
you get my roommate's Skittles wrapper
i put in Twilight Girl
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And get back V.C. ANdrews' Dawn.
I put in this constant back pain and arthritis.
__________________
Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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12-27-2006, 10:03 PM
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Glutton for Punishment
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And get back V.C. ANdrews' Dawn.
I put in this constant back pain and arthritis.
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you get a full body massage
i put in Odd Girl Out
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belongs to LynetteLovett
AmeriCorps Service Member 2009-2010
...there are times I'm not the woman you imagine me to be...when I'm just a girl who needs...and my need is deep, profound, and overpowering to the point of confusion and insecurity and all I know is the girl I am touching and all I want is to touch more and all I can do is give in...is surrender...~Vail
Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I think you're making a big mistake. You need me as a slave. A good slave. A slave who knows how to be obedient, even if it means being a pain in the ass. ~Waylan
"Part of being a minority is living with the majorities will no matter how it may be imposed on you. With that comes having to 'take what you can get' in order to make any advancement. Advancement to the exact same rights and personal freedoms you've had since birth and which are still to this day denied to us because we love differently."
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12-27-2006, 10:04 PM
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you get a full body massage
i put in Odd Girl Out
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You get a worn out VHS copy of Girl Interrupted
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12-27-2006, 10:07 PM
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Political Stance: Porn
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You get a worn out VHS copy of Girl Interrupted
I put in two busted Atari controllers.
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And get back Pong
I'll put in a tired flutterbug who needs a new set of wings- the old ones seem to have gotten tattered.
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Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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12-27-2006, 10:08 PM
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Glutton for Punishment
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You get a worn out VHS copy of Girl Interrupted
I put in two busted Atari controllers.
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well, you get a set of keys to a beat up old Camry that's already had 180 some thousand miles put on it.
i put in me
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AmeriCorps Service Member 2009-2010
...there are times I'm not the woman you imagine me to be...when I'm just a girl who needs...and my need is deep, profound, and overpowering to the point of confusion and insecurity and all I know is the girl I am touching and all I want is to touch more and all I can do is give in...is surrender...~Vail
Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I think you're making a big mistake. You need me as a slave. A good slave. A slave who knows how to be obedient, even if it means being a pain in the ass. ~Waylan
"Part of being a minority is living with the majorities will no matter how it may be imposed on you. With that comes having to 'take what you can get' in order to make any advancement. Advancement to the exact same rights and personal freedoms you've had since birth and which are still to this day denied to us because we love differently."
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12-28-2006, 02:20 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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well, you get a set of keys to a beat up old Camry that's already had 180 some thousand miles put on it.
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And you get back an autographed photo of Narcissus.
I put in a foaming mug of Guinness Stout.
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-28-2006, 08:54 AM
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And you get back an autographed photo of Narcissus.
I put in a foaming mug of Guinness Stout.
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and get back some fish and chips in a very damp peice of newspaper.
I put in a copy of "This Way to Podunk" |
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12-28-2006, 09:40 AM
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and get back some fish and chips in a very damp peice of newspaper.
I put in a copy of "This Way to Podunk"
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...and get a photocopy of a copy of "This Way to Podunk"
I put in a knife.
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12-28-2006, 09:47 AM
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And pull out a ham sandwich with sweet pickles.
I put in a well used toy! 
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awesome
so then you'll be more like a waldorf...you only lack nuts
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Sometimes it is better to have a "mindless" job.... Mcdonalds.. or whatever that you can leave behind...and save the creative stuff for yourself.~ Throbbs
I want to be friends with my children, right now is not the moment ~Amy Roloff
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12-28-2006, 11:57 AM
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And pull out a ham sandwich with sweet pickles.
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And get back a box of moist towelettes.
I put in my pulled wisdom teeth and a box of 8 devil's food crumb donuts with one missing.
__________________
Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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12-28-2006, 12:10 PM
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Ice maiden
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And get back a box of moist towelettes.
I put in my pulled wisdom teeth and a box of 8 devil's food crumb donuts with one missing.
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You get a pair of scarlett suede stilletoes in the size of your choice
i put in my old 14" tv that i just chucked out |
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