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Old 07-11-2009, 11:43 PM   #2626
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and you get a pair of hand carved wooden teeth

I put in a ripped pair of Levi's

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And you get back a sewing kit.

I put in a stained work shirt...

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Old 07-12-2009, 07:22 AM   #2627
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And you get back a sewing kit.

I put in a stained work shirt...
and you get a bill from the laundry.

I put in a pair of old trainers.
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:43 AM   #2628
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and you get a bill from the laundry.

I put in a pair of old trainers.
and you get a wobbly 2 wheeler

I put in a call home

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Old 07-12-2009, 06:11 PM   #2629
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and you get a wobbly 2 wheeler

I put in a call home

(hey Hp)
and you get "wrong number; please re-dial".

I put in a 50w BC-fit light-bulb

[ hi Autstin ]
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Old 07-12-2009, 06:14 PM   #2630
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and you get "wrong number; please re-dial".

I put in a 50w BC-fit light-bulb

[ hi Autstin ]
and you get a medium screw base with no filament

I put in a 13mm hex bolt
 

Old 07-12-2009, 06:30 PM   #2631
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and you get a medium screw base with no filament

I put in a 13mm hex bolt
and you get a 17mm hex nut.


I put in a tin of Birds original Custard Powder.
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Old 07-12-2009, 06:33 PM   #2632
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and you get a 17mm hex nut.


I put in a tin of Birds original Custard Powder.
And you get a note back saying WTF?

I put in a rubber band....
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Old 07-12-2009, 06:35 PM   #2633
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I put in a rubber band....
who play old tunes.


I put in a Breakfast Bacon & Egg sandwich
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Old 07-12-2009, 07:22 PM   #2634
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who play old tunes.


I put in a Breakfast Bacon & Egg sandwich
and you get a cold glass of cows milk

I put in a rubik's cube
 

Old 07-12-2009, 07:36 PM   #2635
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and you get a cold glass of cows milk

I put in a rubik's cube
And you get back frustration.

I put in a pack of Trivial Pursuit cards...

Hey Austin!
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 07-12-2009, 07:46 PM   #2636
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And you get back frustration.

I put in a pack of Trivial Pursuit cards...

Hey Austin!
and you get back a game of strip poker with all the Lit. women

I put in a Camel cigarette non-filter

(Hey Tom!)
 

Old 07-12-2009, 08:05 PM   #2637
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and you get back a game of strip poker with all the Lit. women

I put in a Camel cigarette non-filter

(Hey Tom!)
And you get back a Chesterfield non-filter. *cough*

I put in a cigarette rolling machine...
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 07-12-2009, 08:29 PM   #2638
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And you get back a Chesterfield non-filter. *cough*

I put in a cigarette rolling machine...
and you get a coupon for Bugler tobacco

I put in a card shuffling machine
 

Old 07-12-2009, 08:45 PM   #2639
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and you get a coupon for Bugler tobacco

I put in a card shuffling machine
And you get back a revolving poker chip holder.

I put in a cancelled bingo card...
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 07-12-2009, 08:48 PM   #2640
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And you get back a revolving poker chip holder.

I put in a cancelled bingo card...
awww, and you get a red bingo dauber

I put in a dog named bingo... watch out! He bites!
 

Old 07-12-2009, 09:52 PM   #2641
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awww, and you get a red bingo dauber

I put in a dog named bingo... watch out! He bites!
And you get back a mosquito...watch out! It sucks!

I put in a parrot that cusses a blue streak...
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 07-12-2009, 11:36 PM   #2642
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And you get back a mosquito...watch out! It sucks!

I put in a parrot that cusses a blue streak...
and you get the grumpy old man that taught him
I put in a jar of maple butter
 

Old 07-12-2009, 11:40 PM   #2643
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and you get the grumpy old man that taught him
I put in a jar of maple butter
And you get back a jar of pepper jelly.

I put in a sack of caramel corn...
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 07-13-2009, 12:12 AM   #2644
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And you get back a jar of pepper jelly.

I put in a sack of caramel corn...
and you get back a bag o corn nuts

I put in my totally busted celly, Gah!

(nite Buddy)

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:12 PM   #2645
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and you get back a bag o corn nuts

I put in my totally busted celly, Gah!

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and, in a nutshell, you get an empty bag.


I put in an 5/8th Whit spanner
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:37 PM   #2646
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and, in a nutshell, you get an empty bag.


I put in an 5/8th Whit spanner
and you get a Jubilee clip

I put in a 1/2" cutoff nipple
 

Old 07-13-2009, 09:17 PM   #2647
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I put in a 1/2" cutoff nipple
And you get back a crying baby.

I put in a sack of corn...
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 07-13-2009, 09:39 PM   #2648
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And you get back a crying baby.

I put in a sack of corn...
and you get maz tostado

i put in a 1804 Rainbird head
 

Old 07-13-2009, 09:50 PM   #2649
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and you get maz tostado

i put in a 1804 Rainbird head
And you get back a box of o-rings.

I put in a hand-powered drill...
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
 

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And you get back a box of o-rings.

I put in a hand-powered drill...
and you get a brand new Milwaukee Hole Shooter

I put in a 180* spray nozzle
 
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