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07-11-2009, 11:43 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get a pair of hand carved wooden teeth
I put in a ripped pair of Levi's
(nite Tom)
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And you get back a sewing kit.
I put in a stained work shirt...
(Take care Austin...see ya)
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-12-2009, 07:22 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a sewing kit.
I put in a stained work shirt...
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and you get a bill from the laundry.
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07-12-2009, 09:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
and you get a bill from the laundry.
I put in a pair of old trainers.
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and you get a wobbly 2 wheeler
I put in a call home
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07-12-2009, 06:11 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get a wobbly 2 wheeler
I put in a call home
(hey Hp)
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and you get "wrong number; please re-dial".
I put in a 50w BC-fit light-bulb
[ hi Autstin ] |
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07-12-2009, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
and you get "wrong number; please re-dial".
I put in a 50w BC-fit light-bulb
[ hi Autstin ]
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and you get a medium screw base with no filament
I put in a 13mm hex bolt |
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07-12-2009, 06:30 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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and you get a medium screw base with no filament
I put in a 13mm hex bolt
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and you get a 17mm hex nut.
I put in a tin of Birds original Custard Powder. |
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07-12-2009, 06:33 PM
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angel Graham!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
and you get a 17mm hex nut.
I put in a tin of Birds original Custard Powder.
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And you get a note back saying WTF?
I put in a rubber band....
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07-12-2009, 06:35 PM
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And you get a note back saying WTF?
I put in a rubber band....
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who play old tunes.
I put in a Breakfast Bacon & Egg sandwich |
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07-12-2009, 07:22 PM
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who play old tunes.
I put in a Breakfast Bacon & Egg sandwich
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and you get a cold glass of cows milk
I put in a rubik's cube |
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07-12-2009, 07:36 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get a cold glass of cows milk
I put in a rubik's cube
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And you get back frustration.
I put in a pack of Trivial Pursuit cards...
Hey Austin!
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-12-2009, 07:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back frustration.
I put in a pack of Trivial Pursuit cards...
Hey Austin!
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and you get back a game of strip poker with all the Lit. women
I put in a Camel cigarette non-filter
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07-12-2009, 08:05 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get back a game of strip poker with all the Lit. women
I put in a Camel cigarette non-filter
(Hey Tom!)
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And you get back a Chesterfield non-filter. *cough*
I put in a cigarette rolling machine...
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-12-2009, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a Chesterfield non-filter. *cough*
I put in a cigarette rolling machine...
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and you get a coupon for Bugler tobacco
I put in a card shuffling machine |
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07-12-2009, 08:45 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get a coupon for Bugler tobacco
I put in a card shuffling machine
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And you get back a revolving poker chip holder.
I put in a cancelled bingo card...
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-12-2009, 08:48 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a revolving poker chip holder.
I put in a cancelled bingo card...
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awww, and you get a red bingo dauber
I put in a dog named bingo... watch out! He bites! |
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07-12-2009, 09:52 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
awww, and you get a red bingo dauber
I put in a dog named bingo... watch out! He bites!
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And you get back a mosquito...watch out! It sucks!
I put in a parrot that cusses a blue streak...
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-12-2009, 11:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a mosquito...watch out! It sucks!
I put in a parrot that cusses a blue streak...
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and you get the grumpy old man that taught him
I put in a jar of maple butter |
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07-12-2009, 11:40 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get the grumpy old man that taught him
I put in a jar of maple butter
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And you get back a jar of pepper jelly.
I put in a sack of caramel corn...
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-13-2009, 12:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
And you get back a jar of pepper jelly.
I put in a sack of caramel corn...
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and you get back a bag o corn nuts
I put in my totally busted celly, Gah!
(nite Buddy)
Last edited by Austin8 : 07-13-2009 at 12:27 AM.
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07-13-2009, 01:12 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get back a bag o corn nuts
I put in my totally busted celly, Gah!
(nite Buddy)
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and, in a nutshell, you get an empty bag.
I put in an 5/8th Whit spanner |
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07-13-2009, 08:37 PM
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Quote:
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and, in a nutshell, you get an empty bag.
I put in an 5/8th Whit spanner
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and you get a Jubilee clip
I put in a 1/2" cutoff nipple |
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07-13-2009, 09:17 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Austin8
and you get a Jubilee clip
I put in a 1/2" cutoff nipple
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And you get back a crying baby.
I put in a sack of corn...
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-13-2009, 09:39 PM
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Quote:
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And you get back a crying baby.
I put in a sack of corn...
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and you get maíz tostado
i put in a 1804 Rainbird head |
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07-13-2009, 09:50 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
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and you get maíz tostado
i put in a 1804 Rainbird head
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And you get back a box of o-rings.
I put in a hand-powered drill...
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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07-13-2009, 09:52 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
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And you get back a box of o-rings.
I put in a hand-powered drill...
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and you get a brand new Milwaukee Hole Shooter
I put in a 180* spray nozzle |
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