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Old 06-28-2009, 10:44 AM   #2501
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and you get a blown fuse in the 240v circuit.

I put in an Elm tree
and you get a citation from the EPA

I put in a log gaff
 

Old 06-28-2009, 11:04 AM   #2502
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and you get a citation from the EPA

I put in a log gaff
and get a quarter-ton of wood chips

I put in 25 feet of slightly used rope.
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:06 AM   #2503
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and get a quarter-ton of wood chips

I put in 25 feet of slightly used rope.
and get a little sting from a riding crop

I put in a saw horse
 

Old 06-28-2009, 11:10 AM   #2504
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and get a little sting from a riding crop

I put in a saw horse
and get a purple My Little Pony collectible

I put in assorted nuts, bolts and nails from the jar in the garage
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:16 AM   #2505
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and get a purple My Little Pony collectible

I put in assorted nuts, bolts and nails from the jar in the garage
and you get a torque wrench

I put in a ironin' board
 

Old 06-28-2009, 11:22 AM   #2506
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and you get a torque wrench

I put in a ironin' board
and you get a load of laundry. mostly cottons.

I put in Winnie-the-Pooh pajamas
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:24 AM   #2507
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and you get a load of laundry. mostly cottons.

I put in Winnie-the-Pooh pajamas
and you get Tinker Belle undies

I put in a Husquivarna chain saw
 

Old 06-28-2009, 11:27 AM   #2508
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and you get Tinker Belle undies

I put in a Husquivarna chain saw
and get the latest sewing machine in their embroidery line

I put in a copy of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:30 AM   #2509
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and get the latest sewing machine in their embroidery line

I put in a copy of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
and you back Where's Waldo

I put in a pitch fork..
 

Old 06-28-2009, 11:39 AM   #2510
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and you back Where's Waldo

I put in a pitch fork..
and get ten place settings of cutlery

I put in Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven audio book
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:42 AM   #2511
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and get ten place settings of cutlery

I put in Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven audio book
and get Dio's first recording

I put in a lovely garden spade
 

Old 06-28-2009, 01:55 PM   #2512
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and get Dio's first recording

I put in a lovely garden spade
and get a deck of cards missing one suit

I put in four yards of white tulle and 3 of eyelet cotton
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:25 PM   #2513
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I put in four yards of white tulle and 3 of eyelet cotton
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I put in tickets for a Chicago fireworks cruise on Lake Michigan...
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Old 06-28-2009, 04:21 PM   #2514
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...and you get back a new sewing machine.

I put in tickets for a Chicago fireworks cruise on Lake Michigan...
and you get back a M-80

I put in a dozen banned bottle rockets
 

Old 06-28-2009, 08:37 PM   #2515
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I put in a dozen banned bottle rockets
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I put in some peppermint breath freshener...
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..and you get a YouTube clip of singers with off-key voices singing "100 bottles of Beer on the Wall" the whole way thru for you.

I put in some peppermint breath freshener...
and you get sweet morning fantasies

I put in a juniper berry

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Old 06-28-2009, 08:42 PM   #2517
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I put in a cinnamon lollipop...(to be shared...)
and you get a girl who is very happy to share it with you.

I put in a 50 Cent CD...
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I put in a 50 Cent CD...
and you get 49 cents in change.

I put in four years worth of decorating magazines.
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I put in four years worth of decorating magazines.
And you get back a Home Depot gift card.

I put in a ship model I've been meaning to build...
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I put in a ship model I've been meaning to build...
and you get a half-scale working model of the USS Nimmitz.

I put in a live torpedo
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I put in a live torpedo
and you get a harbor seal

I put in a conservatory
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And you get an observatory.

I put in a wright whale that can only turn left.
and get an ocean-going catamaran with a broken rudder.

I put in a steel ladder and window washing equipment.
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I put in a steel ladder and window washing equipment.
and you get rained off.

I put in a Tomahawk missile
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And you get back Ahmed The Dead Terrorist.

I put in a box of fried circuit boards...
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