AH Directory-a proposal

[Foxee Browne]

Lit Name: geekychick_76
Alt's : None
Age : 39
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Got one
Link to Stories on Lit : It's in my sig.
Location : Canada
Your SO if on Lit : Nope
Political Affiliation : None
Offline until notice : Online most of the time
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : 1 of each
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): becoming an author or trying to ...
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): if they wanna know, they should ask.

[mjl2010]

Lit Name :MJL2010
Alt's : Got an alternator in my truck.
Age :45 going on 20
Your Gender :I'm a Man
Orientation : Men prefer women
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married/attached
Occupation : Several - Construction/RE Investing
Link to Stories on Lit : Please Vote if you read me
Location :Floating down the river of life.
Timezone : -6 greenwich I think.
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation :I lean right mostly
Offline until notice :
Your First Language :American
Cat or Dog Person :1 Black lab, 1 golden retriever.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Still trying to adjust to the fact this isn't 1979.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm blunt usually. Don't be offended it's not you.

[Jenny_Jackson]

Lit Name :Jenny_Jackson

Alt's :Jenny _S

Age :39

Your Gender : Let me check... yep... I'm a goil

Orientation : Bi

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Committed to my Linny

Occupation : NOYB
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions and http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

Location : Oregone (At least, that's how YOU pronounce it)
Timezone : Pacific Coast

Your SO if on Lit : Not on Lit

Political Affiliation : Left mostly - Way Left

Offline until notice :

Your First Language : English

Cat or Dog Person : Cat

What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).

What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) The picture in my profile AIN'T ME, Damnit!!!

[EllaRegina]

Lit Name: EllaRegina
Alt's: Not yet
Age: Every day a day older.
Your Gender: Female
Orientation: Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): In unrequited love.
Occupation: Town Crier
Link to Stories on Lit:
Location: Northeast Corridor
Timezone: EST
Your SO if on Lit: n/a
Political Affiliation: East of the Sun, West of the Moon
Offline until notice: n/a
Your First Language: American "English"
Cat or Dog Person: Allergic person
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Analog to Digital
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I have a very thin skin which is masked by a veneer of sarcasm.

[sammy 2006]

Lit Name: Sammy 2006
Alt's: ? have a key on my keyboard that says that?
Age: 38 but wanna be 21 again.
Your Gender: The tube points outwards!
Orientation: Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away): Single
Occupation: Stud Muffin in training (but the work is hard to find)
Link to Stories on Lit:My stories
Location: Yorkshire,England. Where the hills are - um - hilly! and the trees are big and green
Timezone: Good, Oldfashioned, Grenwich Mean Time
Your SO if on Lit: Whats a SO?
Political Affiliation: None - to many arguments - have my own opinions
Offline until notice:I'm back
Your First Language: English - with a yorkshire twang!
Cat or Dog Person: I had 2 German Shephards so I guess a dog person
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Life! - Soon i'll stop smoking, - again!
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less):i don't know-ask

[TheeGoatPig]

Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig

As far as I'm concerned you could all be a bunch of alts of the same guy. Yes, you are all male to me, so I don't flirt with any of you But since every last one of you is filling this out, I might as well fill it out myself.

Lit Name : TheeGoatPig
Alt's : None
Age : 31
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight (nothing attractive about men)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single (doomed to be forever)
Occupation : Architectural designer
Link to Stories on Lit : In My Sig
Location : Northern New Jersey, USA
Timezone :
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : Little bit right of the middle
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English is my only language
Cat or Dog Person : Cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)

I think I'll update that last part, just because I thought of something to fill in there finally

Lit Name : TheeGoatPig
Alt's : None
Age : 31
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight (nothing attractive about men)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single (doomed to be forever)
Occupation : Architectural designer
Link to Stories on Lit : In My Sig
Location : Northern New Jersey, USA
Timezone : Eastern Standard Time - Grenwich -5
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : Little bit right of the middle
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English is my only language
Cat or Dog Person : Cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I want to be a flirt but I'm too paranoid about flirting with a guy in disguise to openly be flirty

[pop_54]

Lit Name : pop_54 (Nick from school + age when first used)
Alt: Sir Tarquin Thripp
Age : Lots (55 - 60
Your Gender : Bloke
Orientation : Sitting in a chair... (Or Bi whichever applies)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married, flirting, swinging
Occupation : Electrical Engineer
Link to Stories on Lit : In my sig-line
Location : Oxford UK
Timezone : GMT
Your SO if on Lit : Yes... A lot of you know her, the rest must guess
Political Affiliation : UKIP
Offline until notice : Sober
Your First Language : Gibberish broken with English occasionally
Cat or Dog Person : I love pussy
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). At the moment ? Waking up
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) : Nothing I say should be taken as true or serious without careful consideration first... I have a tendency to take the piss and prefer humour to seriousness

[Tom Collins]

Lit Name : Tom Collins

Alt's : None that I post on the boards as, but I have 3 Alts that I submit work under, one is TomNJus and there's a link for it in my sig.

Age : 34

Your Gender : Chick-a-dee

Orientation : Bi

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single/not looking, but not not looking either.

Occupation : Personal Care Provider/Home Manager in a group home for developmentally disabled adults.

Link to Stories on Lit : TomNJus' Stories JTScribbles Stories (under construction)

Location : Arizona (The sweat gland challenged armpit of America)

Timezone : Arizona doesn't participate in daylight savings. During DST: same as Pacific (GMT+8) ~ During ST: Mountain (GMT+7).

Your SO if on Lit : N/A

Political Affiliation : I'm Bi here, too. Some things I fall into the Liberal camp and others I fall into the Conservative camp.

Religion : Agnostic.

Offline until notice : If I'm on then my light will be green. I don't hide.

Your First Language : I only speak two languages, English and Bad English...you tell me which is my first.

Cat or Dog Person : Definitely cat.

What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I'm learning to be a better writer, and learning to not take shit from people. Neither are easy, and only one of them is fun.

What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'll probably flirt if I think you're nice, and I'm middle name is Wisenheimer.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : People really seem to enjoy A Masqurade. Fair warning, it's in the Transexuals&Cross Dressers category, and all of my others are in Gay Male.

[Alexandra1979]

Lit Name- Alexandra1979 (I prefer Alexis, however)
Alt's : not going to dignify that question
Age : 28
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bisexual
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : recently dumped back onto the market
Occupation : heiress/socialite/grad student (starting over, career wise)
Link to Stories on Lit : none
Location : Baltimore, Maryland
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : none at the moment; most already know my ex
Political Affiliation : Liberal Democrat
Religion: Atheist
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Just ended engagement.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I don't feel like cybering right now. Still heartbroken.

[Fallenfromgrace]

Lit Name : Fallenfromgrace
Alt's : None
Age : born in 1987
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Lesbian
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached
Occupation : Student/ Sales Advisor
Link to Stories on Lit : Here
Location : UK
Timezone : GMT
Your SO if on Lit : Misty_Morning (click)
Political Affiliation :pffft the only thing i like about politics is the whooosh sund it makes as it goes over my head.
Offline until notice : I'm *addicted* to lit
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Life
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I flirt with almost anyone, allbeit badly- just coz i like my women doesnt mean i'm a man hating feminist.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Anything BUT 'Birthday Present' !!!! (all mine thus far are in the Lesbian category)

[SimpleGifts]

Lit Name : SimpleGifts
Alt's : RomanHans, once upon a time
Age : Bronze (no, actually, between 35 and 40)
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married but I still peek
Occupation : Busy
Link to Stories on Lit : You can figure it out
Location : <-----Look there
Timezone : US Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : Yes, I am SOOOOO on Lit!
Political Affiliation : Only reluctantly
Offline until notice : Just passing thru
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Fish
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Trying to forget, if only for a while
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'd rather be a smart-ass than a dumbass. And I take few things seriously...but those I do, I take VERY seriously.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Only two posted, but the one posted under "RomanHans" is best (A Redheaded Woman)
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[only_more_so]

Lit Name : only_more_so
Alt's : None
Age : 32
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single
Occupation : Engineer, Aerospace
Link to Stories on Lit : Find them Here
Location : Boston
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit :
Political Affiliation : conservative
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : American English
Cat or Dog Person : More allergic to cats than dogs
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Resettled in Boston after being away for a few years.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Can't think of anything, I am what I seem, maybe a little bit more.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : A Penny for a Buck

Updated 1 June 2008.

[Dar~]

Age: 26
Lit Name : Dar~
Alt's : Never!
Your Gender : female
Orientation : Lesbian-ish
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single/ open to new prospects but not actively looking
Occupation : MArketting Representative, Mother, and FT Student
Link to Stories on Lit : Find them Here
Location : Eastern New Mexico ( yes, that is a state within the united states)
Timezone : Mountain
Your SO if on Lit : Nopers
Political Affiliation : Moderate to liberal to extreme libera on some topics
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : American English
Cat or Dog Person : Allergic to cats but love em a lot
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Transitioning to straight military housewife of 7 years to single dyke with two kids on her own.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I am kind. If something I say on here sounds offensive or concieted, I am kind and that was not my intention.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : The Reserve, or Echo and Narcissus

Well... seeing as I have had a massive ONE story published.. I'll put a template in. Hope people don't think that's too presumptuous.

Lit Name : DirtyBear
Alt's : N/A
Age : Mid-40s
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Administrative civil-servant
Link to Stories on Lit : Here
Location : England
Timezone : GMT (England)
Your SO if on Lit : The wonderful Razzbeary
Political Affiliation : Left of centre
Offline until notice : Online but invisible a lot if I wanna concentrate
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Both... but I have 2 cats
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Always something or other. Currently trying to be less sensitive but remain caring. It's hard, so I stick with sensitive.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): If you ask my opinion or an answer be sure you REALLY want it, rather than a kiss-ass version.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I only have the one, unfortunately.

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Lit Name : ChristoperMaxwell
Alt's : JackHarrison (defunct)
Age : 33
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : temporarily single
Occupation : Writer/Student
Link to Stories on Lit : I'll post it later
Location : Baltimore, Maryland
Timezone : EST, US
Your SO if on Lit : former and future SO, Alexandra 1979 (aka "Alexis")
Political Affiliation : Moderate Tory (but unable to vote)- not sure about US politics yet
Nationality: Rhodesian
Religion: Paganism/Sol Invictus (Invincible Sun)
Drink: Partial to gin, ale, and cider
Smoke: Cigars, non-filtered fags of any brand (have to economise)
Offline until notice : Online
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat (stuck with the bugger and got used to him)
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). In a "break" with Alexis, but exploring reconciliation in a new arrangement; recently moved to the USA
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I am a Rhodesian expat with strong views hostile to Mr. Mugabe, but not a racist; I smoke like a chimney

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : The Larkins, I think.

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[FatDino]

Well, I guess I'm obligated to make a profile since I've been here for...2 months now.

Lit Name : FatDino

Alt's : like I'm gonna tell

Age : 21

Your Gender : I don't have a willie

Orientation : Gay

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single

Occupation : All over

Link to Stories on Lit : Um...here

Location : Maple country

Timezone : Eastern

Your SO if on Lit : N/A

Political Affiliation : Pro-homo

Offline until notice : that staying offline kills body cells???

Your First Language : Vietnamese

Cat or Dog Person : More toward dog

What transition are undergoing? Recovering from a heartbreak and getting ready for a new one

What should people know about you before posting with you? I love raspberries.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I only have one so far...

[fcdc]

Dragging up this thread from the basement!

Lit Name : fcdcdcdcdcdcdcdcfcdccdcc
Alt's : Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
Age : 26
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Law student. No time for relationships.
Occupation : Law student. No time for occupations.
Link to Stories on Lit : In my sig.
Location : Just outside of Chicago.
Timezone : CST
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : Hard-left liberal, Howard Dean-style Democrat. Did not vote for Hillary for Senator, voted Green. Did vote for Eliot Spitzer, though.
(Adding ChrisMaxwell's suggestions (?)):
Religion: Agnostic, leaning towards Mahayana Buddhism. If I were Christian, I'd be Quaker; if mainstream Christian, Episcopalian. There is good in many seeking, questing schools of all religions, though, and little ideological difference (at the core) between Mahayana, Quakerism, Sufi Islam, or Reconstructionist Judaism.
Drink: Jack Daniel's, Bacardi Gold/Black, DiSaronno Originale, etc. Lynchburg lemonades or Rumrunners for mixed drinks.
Smoke: Never smoked a cigarette, but I've had a few joints in my life. (About five, over the course of twelve years.)
Offline until notice : Next caffeination.
Your First Language : Napoleon in rags and the language he used.
Cat or Dog Person : Both. I currently own a cat.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Supposedly becoming a lawyer.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I'm sharp-witted and blunt, and I tend to be very outgoing (as the lone extrovert on the MBTI thread earlier!)

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Probably not the one that I posted, which is deliberately not fanbase-generating stuff. Wait 'til the '60s one comes up through submission (already submitted). It's a lot more comprehensible and easygoing.

[kendo1]

Originally Posted by fcdc

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Probably not the one that I posted, which is deliberately not fanbase-generating stuff. Wait 'til the '60s one comes up through submission (already submitted). It's a lot more comprehensible and easygoing.

Would that be the 2060's ?

[fcdc]

Originally Posted by kendo1

Would that be the 2060's ?

Nope, 1960s. '68 Democratic national convention.

Don't ask why that grabbed me, but it did.

[kendo1]

Originally Posted by fcdc

Nope, 1960s. '68 Democratic national convention.

Don't ask why that grabbed me, but it did.

Okay. I didn't think I would be around, that was all.

[fcdc]

Originally Posted by kendo1

Okay. I didn't think I would be around, that was all.

Aha. Well, I might be around! I would be 80+, but I might be around. And who knows? In 2060, 80 could be the new 60.

[kendo1]

Originally Posted by fcdc

Aha. Well, I might be around! I would be 80+, but I might be around. And who knows? In 2060, 80 could be the new 60.

I'm almost there.
103!

[HeyNonnyNonny]

Lit Name- HeyNonnyNonny
Alt's : Give me time to ruin my good name first, please
Age : 26
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : The most desperate man on earth. Believe me.
Occupation : Wine. These days, I'm buying it, mainly, but I also run tastings and things.
Link to Stories on Lit : here.
Location : London
Timezone : Greenwich
Your SO if on Lit : If only
Political Affiliation : A sprightly shade of pink
Religion: Agnostic
Drink: Don't get me started. Just one? A 1964 H&H Verdhelo (Madeira), if it isn't too much trouble
Smoke: A cigar, once in a blue moon. Bad for the pallette and the wallet, tragically, or it'd be far more.
Offline until notice : Hopefully not, though I'm not long back after a lengthy absence
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Both, please.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I'm becoming a suit, after traipsing around the world's vineyards for many years. Man, I'm working hard.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): Not much. I tend to be kind. As previously stated, women should probably keep a wary eye on me.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I dunno, really. My favourite is this one.

[Just-Legal]

Lit Name : Just-Legal
Alt's : None yet. May make Barely-Legal for when I'm at the fiance's and can't have sigs/AV's on
Age : Twenty Three
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bisexual
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Engaged
Occupation : Uhm... Lazy bum? I'm on a year out due to illness. Techincally, Politics Student.
Link to Stories on Lit : See my sig
Location : West Yorkshire, England
Timezone : GMT
Your SO if on Lit : N/A but if I refer to "Mark" that's him
Political Affiliation : Hiding behind the sofa party. Ok, Liberal Democrat.
Offline until notice : Err... N/A?
Your First Language : Bad English
Cat or Dog Person : Both :P
What transition are you undergoing? (20 words or less). Learning to cope with my illnesses.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'm not whiny, honest, I just can't always see the bright side.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : None of them, I need to overhaul my entries >.<