Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Authors' Hangout

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 02-24-2013, 10:00 AM   #326
JAMESBJOHNSON
TRAILER TRASH KING.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON's Avatar
 
JAMESBJOHNSON is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: BAD SIDE OF TOWN
Posts: 46,299
Lit Name :JAMESBJOHNSON
Alt's :None
Age : 63
Your Gender : Pronouns have gender I have age, 63.
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single
Occupation : Retired
Link to Stories on Lit :
Location : Florida
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : Fascist
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Huh?
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I'll devour your ass if you trifle with me. I do not suffer fools.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I cant imagine anyone wanting to read my scribbles.
  Reply With Quote

Old 02-24-2013, 10:20 AM   #327
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
 
_Lynn_'s Avatar
 
_Lynn_ is offline
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 45,443
I updated mine. Page 11, I think it was.
__________________
. . .

A Little Girl's Legacy by JaeLynn Topper

Pay It Forward ~ by JaeLynn Topper (begins halfway down the page)

My Page
My Blog
FAWC 2 Winner

Kink Bingo
Romance Bingo

  Reply With Quote

Old 04-07-2013, 08:45 PM   #328
Saxon_Hart
WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
 
Saxon_Hart's Avatar
 
Saxon_Hart is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Deep in the hart of Texas
Posts: 4,517
Lit Name :Saxon Hart
Alt's : Don't believe in them.
Age :43
Your Gender :Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) :Engaged
Occupation : Welder in a pipe mill
Link to Stories on Lit : It's in my sig
Location : Houston area
Timezone :CST
Your SO if on Lit : none
Political Affiliation :mixed bag....depends on the subject.
Offline until notice : Until I notice what?
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dogs
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less).Becoming a Texan after being a Coloradoan for my entire life.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) i have no clue what to answer here....

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :Eat Your Fucking Cake seems to rate fairly well.
__________________
Yea though I walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley.

The only reason some people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.

Why do you like playing around with my narrow scope of reality?.

Every day sends future to past. Every breath leaves me one less to my last.

"You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history." - Robin Williams "Good Morning Vietnam"

We'll know for the first time, if we're evil or divine; We're the last in line.

You don't need luck when you don't give a fuck!!

Here is my "AH Profile"

Here is a link to my stories "Saxon's Shit"

See what I'm "up to" here.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-07-2013, 03:31 PM   #329
DarkPleasures
Bad Wench Hangin Around
 
DarkPleasures's Avatar
 
DarkPleasures is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: The Big O!
Posts: 4,316
Now that my first submission is pending (after a long inner struggle with writer's block and other issues) I feel I can finally have an author's profile here on Lit.

Lit Name : DarkPleasures
Alt's : None yet. lol
Age : 35, will be 36 in late June.
Your Gender : Natural female.
Orientation : Pansexual.
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married to a straight male.
Occupation : DoD civilian on base.
Link to Stories on Lit : My first, and so far only, story: So, a Blow Job
Location : Omaha, NE. Near Offutt AFB.
Timezone : CST
Your SO if on Lit : He's not.
Political Affiliation : Lean to the left, but there are some things I am conservative about. Best summary is I'm a gun toting hippie chick who believes in the 2nd Amendment, GLBT rights, and women's rights. (Pro choice and proud.)
Your First (and only!) Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Like both. Have had both as pets before. I want lots of land and to have common farm animals as pets. (Like a cow grazing in the front yard and a flock of ducks!)
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): I guess my life is always changing. I'm always learning and growing from my personal experience.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I am easygoing for the most part, but I can't stand stupid. Intelligence goes a long way.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : (Again, I have only one submission thus far. Hopefully you'll enjoy it though! Link above and in sig line.)



That's me in a nutshell.






























(For my own record, this profile is found on page 14.)
__________________
~I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble~
-Meghan Trainor

Last edited by DarkPleasures : 05-13-2013 at 03:55 PM. Reason: Edited to add story link!
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-18-2013, 05:50 AM   #330
oggbashan
Ancient writer
 
oggbashan's Avatar
 
oggbashan is online now
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Facing the sea.
Posts: 28,141
Bump to remind AH members to update their entries.
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-18-2013, 06:23 AM   #331
Noira
Literotica Guru
 
Noira's Avatar
 
Noira is offline
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 730
Lit Name : Noira
Alt's : None.
Age : 23
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Pansexual.
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single/bite me.
Occupation : Full time freelance artist. PM me for book cover and digital art commissions.
Link to Stories on Lit : My stuff.
Location : Winnipeg.
Timezone : CST.
Political Affiliation : Whoever is least likely to fuck everything up; leaning left.
Offline until notice : I come on when I feel like it.
Your First Language : English.
Cat or Dog Person : Dogs like me. I'M a bird person, though.
What transition are undergoing? Just moved to Winnipeg, quit my job to pursue full time freelancing.
What should people know about you before posting with you: Kinky (top) steampunk artist, provides story critique, takes art commissions. Actually did join this site for the literary potential. Isn't counting these words. Has a webcomic and occasionally gets thrown off when realizes the two worlds collide. Is only probably a mad scientist. Lover of good text-based communication. I almost never return to threads in a reasonable time frame so if you're dying to ask a question or carry on a conversation you should probably just PM me, I don't come on here very often.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :

Uhh, Welcome Back to Hell: how to write draft two of a novel is my highest rated piece. The title should tell you what it's about: writing your second draft. Personally, I recommend Joe the Pirate, the story that is ALL the categories at the SAME TIME. Do not read while consuming food.

I actually only have like, one piece of legit erotica, and that one's 100 Light Years from Home. It's pretty good if you happen to want lesbian science fiction romance, but really, you should read Joe the Pirate, it's so dumb and I still love it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Netzach
That's the BDSM board, hard to believe, not the maledom weak girl fetish cock-as-God forum, though you'd usually never know it any more.
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-23-2013, 11:18 AM   #332
Cinner
At home with LiteTouch10.
 
Cinner's Avatar
 
Cinner is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Heaven on Earth
Posts: 33,333
Lit Name : Cinner
Alts : Mary_Aranxia
Age : 47
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight (but curious)
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached
Occupation : Multiple activities: Iím a commercial and social entrepreneur, an academic, a planner, an artist, student, writer and musician. I'm trying to become a business in the sense that Jay-Z is a business man...and yes, I was contemplating launching a line of perfume the other day. I enjoy earning money even when I'm asleep, having my fingers in several interesting, creative, novel (for me) and productive pies. Iím doing this for sport at the moment, but I know that it is a symptom of some deeper yearning, and so Iím trying to understand that about myself as well.
Link to Stories on Lit : You may look here for Cinnerís Submissions (That sounds like it should be the title of my next story.)
Location : Jamaica (the island in the Northern Caribbean)
Timezone : EST (i.e. GMT+5)
Your SO if on Lit : AlClarkeJA in RL; Dear Friend to LiteTouch10 here on Lit.
Political Affiliation : I expouse libertarian values; hurt no one in the pursuit of your dreams.
Offline until notice : Iíve seen yet another shift in my activities here on Lit; Iím not sure where this will leadÖMy latest project is working with someone to advocate for the rights of persons with disabilitiesÖin Norway. Iím beyond excited about this! More anon.
Your First Language : English
Other languages: I've dabbled (in order of competence achieved) French, Spanish, Swedish (I used to be quite good at this, but the lack of practice has been cruel *sigh*) and Greek.
Cat or Dog Person : My dogs rule for me, but I also have birds, fish and turtles at the moment. I had a snake some years ago, but he died.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). I'm leaving Literotica again...I don't know what I'm looking for, but I'm just not finding it here.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)
I'm a nomad. I'm very affable and can be genuinely kind, but I can't tolerate (I know that word is harsh, very unpleasant and will lose me a great deal of support but it's the truth) close friendships for long... I tend to bolt if people try to become close to me, and yet I will confess to being very lonely and genuinely wanting to see the people around me, happy. For some strange reason though I just cannot be a part of their happiness.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I like several of my stories, and would have liked them even if they had been written by someone else; but on the whole, they have not done as well here as I'd have hoped. I'd recommend that you start at the beginning: Scenes Outside the Wilder-Fellini Building.
__________________
Touch

My hands
open the curtains of your being
clothe you in a further nudity
uncover the bodies of your body
My hands
invent another body for your body.

- Octavio Paz


CINNER'S STUFF




The Wages of Cin
(All my threads. I'm still trying to psych myself up to do a photo thread in the AmPic forum... We will see...)






Last edited by Cinner : 07-26-2013 at 06:30 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-23-2013, 12:57 PM   #333
D_Lynn
Really Really Experienced
 
D_Lynn's Avatar
 
D_Lynn is offline
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 423
Lit Name : D_Lynn
Alt's : Author pseudonym is Dakota Lynn
Age : 50
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married/Attached
Occupation : Systems engineer & published author
Link to Stories on Lit : http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
Location : North Dallas area
Timezone : CST
Political Affiliation : Lean left at times, right at other times.
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog person with horses
What transition are you undergoing? I suppose until every box is unpacked, I'm still in the process of settling in Texas. This may take years at the rate we're going.
What should people know about you before posting with you: I'm open-minded, kinky, positive and respectful. I like to keep things light and I love to laugh.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I have two contest winners that are fit for general consumption: Differently Visioned and Tribal Unity.
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-10-2013, 04:36 AM   #334
HottieKatie
Literotica Guru
 
HottieKatie's Avatar
 
HottieKatie is offline
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: GMT +1
Posts: 1,037
Lit Name : HottieKatie
Alt's : Just Katie
Age : 28
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight (but in my stories I like to try everything)
Status: Attached
Occupation : Student/Looking for a job
Link to Stories on Lit : My stories so far
Location : Europe
Timezone : CET or CEST in summer (That's UTC+1 or UTC+2 )
Your First Language : not English
Cat or Dog Person : I'm more the cat type
What transition are you undergoing? Trying to find my space in the labour market
What should people know about you before posting with you: Anything they want to know, I'd be glad to tell, as long as they ask nicely
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I guess that would be my newest story: Nude party; which is my highest voted story so far...

Last edited by HottieKatie : 07-10-2013 at 06:54 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-21-2013, 08:53 AM   #335
xelliebabex
Weird Aussie Chick
 
xelliebabex's Avatar
 
xelliebabex is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,853
lemming time

Lit Name : xelliebabex
Alt's : I was once known as elliebabe but I messed up the log in for that account and Laurel was kind enough to transfer all my stories to this one
Age : Old enough to know what I am talking about and young enough to still be curious.
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Straight/bi on a rare occasion
Status Do I admit the mistakes of a young dumb girl or move onÖÖ letís move on
Occupation : Education (enuf said)
Link to Stories on Lit : See my signature
Location : not very far south of the tropic of Capricorn. Close enough to the tropics to be there really 
Timezone : GMT +10
Political Affiliation : Liberal: Well I am Australian so am I am guessing this means nada to almost everyone. Should I be in the USA I guess it would come close to republican and should I be in the UK I guess it would be more on side with the Tories. Yeah yea shame on me but it is what it is.
Offline until notice : Invisible cloak all Harry Potter like.
Your First Language : English though Australian English is a hybrid of sorts called Strine.
Cat or Dog Person : Cat though small dogs are okay. Big dogs scare me a little no matter how affectionate I get with them
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less) I am happy where I am really, no vampire or werewolf fantasies.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less). I have tons of friends in r/l who keep me busy, living a normal life, work and social, and I will chat with anyone as long as it's a decent conversation. Not everyone in my rl knows I am submissive though they take advantage of it from time to time. I have not found that brave part of me again as yet that is ready to fully trust a dominant again (rl) though I am dating again which is a big plus. I never seem to have enough time for writing between my work and friends and family which doesnít sit well with the couple of people who read my stories.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I have so many different types of stories out there now. If you like fantasy, like me, then my Venturer series is probably something I like and hope you would. If you are a romantic at heart and not looking for a stroke fiesta either Taking the Reins or That Hippy Chick both did okay in contests. I guess it depends on what youíre looking for in a story. Everyone had their own kink and that is what makes the world interesting.
__________________
You only learn to be a better writer by actually writing ~ Doris Lessing
  Reply With Quote

Old 10-24-2013, 07:03 PM   #336
patientlee
It's me, Lzzy. I swear.
 
patientlee's Avatar
 
patientlee is offline
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Overlooking the Creek
Posts: 2,888
Smile OK. I'll play.

  • Lit Name : patientlee
  • Alts : Nope
  • Age : 42
  • Your Gender : I'm a girl.
  • Orientation : not as straight as I used to be
  • Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married with three kids (cue Jethro Tull)
  • Occupation : I wish to be retired.
  • Link to Stories on Lit : Patientlee's dirty little secret
  • Location : Northeast US
  • Timezone : Eastern
  • Your SO if on Lit : Doopey
  • Political Affiliation : None that I wish to discuss
  • Offline until notice : WTF does that mean?
  • Your First Language : New English
  • Cat or Dog Person : Dogs scare the crap out of me. I have cats, but don't you dare call me a "cat person".
  • What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less): Read my stories. It's all in there.
  • What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less): I don't lie. I'm usually very nice, but I get nasty about once a month. Consider yourself warned. (And I am a little snarky in between, sometimes without the courtesy of an emoticon.)
  • Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Skater's Waltz

A comment on my story puts you at the top of my reading list!
__________________
Intruders: The scariest night of my life.

I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them fall away. ~Tool

My Stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

Last edited by patientlee : 10-22-2014 at 06:26 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 04-22-2014, 09:45 PM   #337
LWulf
Literotica Guru
 
LWulf is offline
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 3,182
.....

Last edited by LWulf : 08-15-2014 at 12:01 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 04-22-2014, 10:13 PM   #338
jonthechaosman
Experienced
 
jonthechaosman is offline
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 45
Lit Name : John Peterson
Alt's : N/A
Age : 45
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Married
Occupation : Service Tech. for a Propane co.
Link to Stories on Lit :http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
Location : Eastern Coast U.S.
Timezone : EST
Your SO if on Lit : N/A
Political Affiliation : Independent
Offline until notice : Never know when I'll be on
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Always learning and growing...hopefully
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)Just wrote a paragraph and realized I can't do it in twenty words or less.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I would be happy if they enjoyed any of them really.
__________________
My stuff: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

anon-"This is the literary equivalent of burning down your house to get rid of flies."

anon-"Fantastic - had the opportunity to score a "1" on everyone of this pathetic authors renderings. As usual and expected this putrid submission sucks dog-piss as expected."

anon-"A plot twist .. that might have led to a better than average story is incompetently and lazily executed."

anon-"This was simply awful. Way too little information. There was nothing clever or entertaining in this entire mess. If zero was possible, I'd give it to you. I can't believe I wasted my time reading this drivel."

anon-"What is expected from this sorry excuse of an author. Author..go far, far away."
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-28-2014, 10:13 PM   #339
HarryHill
butter favored
 
HarryHill's Avatar
 
HarryHill is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: 7 miles from Backwater
Posts: 3,152
Lit Name : Posted to the left ya twit
Alt's : no others on this site
Age : yes
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : magnetic
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : spoken for
Occupation : Passive observer with occasional outbreaks of interest
Link to Stories on Lit : At the bottom of this page ya twit
Location : 7 miles from Backwater.
Timezone : CST
Your SO if on Lit : yes she is
Political Affiliation : Hardcore fatalist
Offline until notice : stupid question
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog/Cat/dog/cat/dog/cat... cant decide
What transition are undergoing? How would I know?
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)Just post
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : which chapter you mean?
__________________
"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read."- Pliny the Elder
"Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world."- The Budda
"I'll never be a poet" - The Harry
"You are not the whim of a careless creator, experimenting in the laboratory of life... you were made with a purpose"."-Og Mandino
well buttered

Last edited by HarryHill : 05-28-2014 at 10:16 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-28-2014, 11:11 PM   #340
Blind_Justice
Really Really Experienced
 
Blind_Justice's Avatar
 
Blind_Justice is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Cyberspace, the final frontier
Posts: 394
Lit Name : Blind_Justice
Alt's : what for?
Age : closer to a midlife crisis than I want
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : straight, I think
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : found my soulmate
Occupation: Cynic
Link to Stories on Lit : Down below
Location : Cologne, Germany
Timezone : GMT +1
Your SO if on Lit : huh?
Political Affiliation : Anarchistic royalist.
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : German, but my English seems OK
Cat or Dog Person : Cats
What transition are undergoing? From dabbling hobby writer to dabbling amateur. Author Level up!
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)Come on, I won't bite. At least not on a first date :-)
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Leo and the Dragon 1-4
__________________
My stuff on Lit

The Big Catch
Written for the first Literotica Tag Team Contest by Zeb_Carter and me.
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-25-2014, 05:00 AM   #341
Aynmair
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
never got around to introducing myself..

Lit Name : Aynmair
Alt's : that would be telling
Age : still young in my own mind
Your Gender : female
Orientation : straight; if I were male, I'd be gay
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : may as well be married
Occupation: can't believe they pay me for having this much fun
Link to Stories on Lit : see my sig
Location : paradise on earth
Timezone : PST
Your SO if on Lit : where?
Political Affiliation : bleeding heart liberal; so sue me!!
Offline until notice :
Your First Language : not English; can you tell?
Cat or Dog Person : depends on the cat or dog
What transition are undergoing? trying my hand at it instead of wishing I did
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less)in the unlikely event, behave until invited to do otherwise
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : don't have that many; try them all
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-25-2014, 05:32 AM   #342
Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
 
Hypoxia's Avatar
 
Hypoxia is offline
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: In a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Posts: 3,149
Lit Name : Hypoxia
Alt's : none
Age : ageless
Your Gender : take a look
Orientation : bi
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : bound
Occupation: currently unoccupied
Link to Stories on Lit : linked below
Location : in a mountain hamlet between the state capitols of California and Nevada
Timezone : GMT -8
Your SO if on Lit : n/a
Political Affiliation : Green / rad-lib
Offline until notice : whenever
Your First Language : Anglish; COBOL
Cat or Dog Person : snake
What transition are undergoing? attaining perfection
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I don't do chat. Substantive interactions, please. Bring a banjo.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : THAT'S MY GIRL
__________________
.
Hypoxia's LIT posts - "You write well, so STFU and do more writing. Wimp." -JAMESBJOHNSON, troll

Big Banana (incest-SF) - "you had too much sex with your banana slug. as a writer you SUCK. delete and stop posting until you learn how to write" -Anon
Story of my Fucking Life (LW) - "change you name from Hypoxia to DOA, you died on acid moron. borrow a gun and do the world a favor. I'll give you 5 stars after you commit suicide." -Anon
What Is Cheating? (essay) - "Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin' BARF! I don't think an editor would help this mess. Was there a point? There certainly didn't seem to be a storyline." -Anon

Halloween: Day of the Fucking Dead, Pumpkin & Candy, A Taste of Spirits
Winter Contest: Gift Box, A Taste of Turkey (Dad), (Mom), (more soon)
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-25-2014, 10:11 AM   #343
VenusButterflies
Really Really Experienced
 
VenusButterflies's Avatar
 
VenusButterflies is offline
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 343
I love filling out forms

Lit Name : VenusButterflies, which you can read about here. I chose it for the One Hour Orgasm variation.
Alt's : None anymore
Age : 31? 31.
Your Gender : Female
Orientation : Bi
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Hopelessly attached. Interpret that as you wish.
Occupation : Applying my compulsive need for grammatical correctitude to terrible reports in a niche in advertising.
Link to Stories on Lit : See signature.
Location : NY
Timezone : GMT 05 I think
Your SO if on Lit : Ha! Nope.
Political Affiliation : Fascist liberal
Offline until notice : There's a notice?
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Kittehs! And dogs. I also want a goat, they're so effing cute.
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Return of Saturn.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) Eh. No warnings, no eggshells.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Uh . . . "The Farm" is my latest, just read that. It's not finished yet.
__________________
Out of the woodwork: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions

"Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief. All kill their inspiration, and sing about their grief." ~U2, "The Fly"


The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
  Reply With Quote

Old 06-30-2014, 04:24 PM   #344
nosliwec
Experienced
 
nosliwec is offline
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Mostly lost in my fantasies
Posts: 30
Lit Name : nosliwec
Alt's : None
Age : 36
Your Gender : Male
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single/not actively looking
Occupation : Just getting by
Link to Stories on Lit : My Submissions
Location : Central USA
Timezone : EST
Political Affiliation : Libertarian
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Dog
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Working on getting better at writing.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) I am sarcastic. I don't mean to offend. I say things I don't mean mostly to get a reaction.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Only have one so far My Awakening
__________________
Is this the real world? Is this just a fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

My Submissions

My AH Profile
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-20-2014, 09:49 PM   #345
TheSoulfulBard
Moderator
 
TheSoulfulBard's Avatar
 
TheSoulfulBard is offline
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: On a fluffy cloud, playing my harp.
Posts: 3,609
Cool Enter The Bard.

Lit Name : TheSoulfulBard

Alt's : I'll whisper it to you.

Age : Over 18.

Your Gender : Definitely Male.

Orientation : Straight, the last time I checked.

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Sssshhhh...

Occupation : Student.

Link to Stories on Lit : Click right here.

Location : There.

Timezone : Anywhere between GMT +1 to GMT +10

Political Affiliation : I shoot politicians.

Your First Language : Make a guess...

Cat or Dog Person : Dog.

What transition are you undergoing?

On the wonky road to independence.


What should people know about you before posting with you?

I'm game for everything, except trolling and bullshits.


Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :

You can check out the stories on my Lit submissions page, as I have no particular favorites.
__________________
Dream is not
What you see in sleep.
Dream is the thing
Which does not let you sleep

I Dream.
Therefore,
I Am


~*~


Read some of the best stories on Lit from here!!!


Important Notification: As of recent dates, I won't be on the Forums on a regular basis, so Moderation of offtopic/rulebreaking posts/threads may take time. I'll start posting regularly (hopefully) after quite a bit of time after getting a few things fixed in RL.

I'll really appreciate your patience within this period.

Best Regards,

Bard

Last edited by TheSoulfulBard : 07-21-2014 at 04:34 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-22-2014, 05:23 AM   #346
Devil_Anonymous
Really Really Experienced
 
Devil_Anonymous's Avatar
 
Devil_Anonymous is offline
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: In My Own Hell.
Posts: 396
The Devil.

Lit Name : Devil_Anonymous

Alt's : Someone you know.

Age : Don't Remember.

Your Gender : Male.

Orientation : Straight as my rod

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached with Lillith.

Occupation : Administrator of Hell.

Link to Stories on Lit : None Currently.

Location :

Timezone : None that I've authorised.

Political Affiliation : Hehe...

Your First Language : Make a guess...

Cat or Dog Person : Hell-spawns are m'ah favs.

What transition are you undergoing?

Acquiring heaven.


What should people know about you before posting with you?

Remember whom you're fucking with...


Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first :

N/A
__________________
Owner of Hell Resorts.
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-22-2014, 11:14 AM   #347
Vanadorn
Literotica Guru
 
Vanadorn's Avatar
 
Vanadorn is offline
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Long Island, New York
Posts: 1,368
Lit Name : Vanadorn

Alt's : None.

Age : 40+.

Your Gender : Male.

Orientation : Straight

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single then Divorced then Married

Occupation : Controller/CFO.

Link to Stories on Lit : Didn't set up a link for it here.

Location : Long Island, New York

Timezone : Eastern US.

Political Affiliation : None of your business

Your First Language : English

Cat or Dog Person : Dog. Cats make me itch, sneeze, and water.

What transition are you undergoing? One day to the next

What should people know about you before posting with you? You don't know me in RL and I don't know you.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Just look and enjoy. Still new, only 2 series right now.
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-22-2014, 12:31 PM   #348
squirrelzo
Really Experienced
 
squirrelzo's Avatar
 
squirrelzo is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: NYC
Posts: 185
Lit Name : squirrelzo
Alt's : in sig. Kind of defeats the purpose but oh well
Age : 40+.
Your Gender : female
Orientation : Straight
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Single, sort of
Occupation : graphic design/artist
Link to Stories on Lit : in sig
Location : New Jersey
Timezone : Eastern US.
Political Affiliation : I pay no attention
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : used to have two cats named zoe and squirrel. Figure it out
What transition are you undergoing? Im always trying to get out of bed
What should people know about you before posting with you? When writing is stuck I come here and be snotty, bitch or engage. Then regret it later.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : I only write one genre. ..
  Reply With Quote

Old 07-22-2014, 12:45 PM   #349
_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
 
_Lynn_'s Avatar
 
_Lynn_ is offline
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 45,443
An update to cover the name change.


Quote:
Originally Posted by _Lynn_ View Post
Lit Name : _Lynn_
Alt's : None that I use on Lit
Age : Over 50
Your Gender : Still female
Orientation : I missed that class
Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached
Occupation : Author
Link to Stories on Lit : See sig below
Location : Michigan
Timezone : Eastern
Your SO if on Lit : Not yet
Political Affiliation : None
Offline until notice : Uh huh
Your First Language : English
Cat or Dog Person : Cat
What transition are undergoing? (20 words or less). Switching from a laptop to a desktop. Huge, I know.
What should people know about you before posting with you (20 words or less) That depends on the day.
Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Maggie's Gift
__________________
. . .

A Little Girl's Legacy by JaeLynn Topper

Pay It Forward ~ by JaeLynn Topper (begins halfway down the page)

My Page
My Blog
FAWC 2 Winner

Kink Bingo
Romance Bingo

  Reply With Quote

Old 07-30-2014, 01:46 AM   #350
AZMotherLover
Really Experienced
 
AZMotherLover's Avatar
 
AZMotherLover is offline
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Behind the walls of my gated community
Posts: 136
Lit Name : AZMotherLover

Alt's : None

Age : Late 40s

Your Gender : Male

Orientation : Straight

Status (married, attached, single/looking single/go away) : Attached

Occupation : Part time alcoholic.

Link to Stories on Lit : Here they are.

Location : Arizona

Timezone : Mountain Standard Time

Your SO if on Lit : Not yet. Working on it.

Political Affiliation : Libertarian Socialist

Your First Language : English

Cat or Dog Person : I prefer beef or pork.

What transition are you undergoing? Life.

What should people know about you before posting with you? I may or may not be serious.

Your Lit story that new readers would enjoy first : Not Your Typical Panty Sniffing Story
__________________
My Mother/son Incest Stories

Not Your Typical Panty Sniffing Story - Very dirty story, don't read it if you want a nice clean story. But on the other hand, if you like very dirty stories, then you will like this one. This story forced me to cum, I couldn't help it. - toJohnny7

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoxia View Post
I think the question boils down to: into which orifice should hetero incest sperm be delivered?
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:42 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.