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Old 08-25-2006, 03:03 PM   #1
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Zombie Cats are Taking Over the World!

It's true.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:04 PM   #2
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:09 PM   #3
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sounds like more leftest liberal propaganda
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:10 PM   #4
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You can't stop them!

They won't die!
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:11 PM   #5
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I'm a little embarrassed, actually. Now everyone will know.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:11 PM   #6
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:12 PM   #7
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They won't die!

this picture was obviously taken out'a context.... the cat probably just woke up and the camera flash scared him.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:16 PM   #8
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this picture was obviously taken out'a context.... the cat probably just woke up and the camera flash scared him.
How many cats do you know that stand on their hind legs like that?

He's weird.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:17 PM   #9
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They're pure evil--you can see it in their eyes!
Don't let them get you!
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:19 PM   #10
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How many cats do you know that stand on their hind legs like that?

He's weird.
Oscar does that. It makes him look like the world's biggest meerkat.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:21 PM   #11
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Oscar does that. It makes him look like the world's biggest meerkat.
Yes! That's exactly what we call it, too.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:23 PM   #12
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Yes! That's exactly what we call it, too.
I was looking to see if we had any pics of him doing it, but all the good pics are on the other computer.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:24 PM   #13
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The Early Signs

Sometimes you can tell when they've been infected in the early stages.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:24 PM   #14
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How many cats do you know that stand on their hind legs like that?

He's weird.

lot's of'm...perfectly normal...move along, nothing to see here.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:25 PM   #15
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Sometimes you can tell when they've been infected in the early stages.
Do I need to find some busy work for you?
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:27 PM   #16
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lot's of'm...perfectly normal...move along, nothing to see here.
It's not normal! The other cat doesn't do it. Although, she probably thinks it makes her butt look big, so maybe that's not a good example.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:28 PM   #17
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What would really be a sight would be a cat up on its hindlegs with an axe in its paws. That you make me be very, very afraid
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:36 PM   #18
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Infection

The virus causes aggressive behavior. The grey cat will soon rise as a zombie, too.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:36 PM   #19
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It's not normal! The other cat doesn't do it. Although, she probably thinks it makes her butt look big, so maybe that's not a good example.

all cats stand up like this when scared by the liberal media!! ALL of them!
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:42 PM   #20
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What would really be a sight would be a cat up on its hindlegs with an axe in its paws. That you make me be very, very afraid
Zombie cat said, "I like the idea, but I can't find an axe. Will a mace do?
Also, how am I supposed to pick this thing up?"
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:43 PM   #21
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Zombie cat said, "I like the idea, but I can't find an axe. Will a mace do?
Also, how am I supposed to pick this thing up?"

*runs away, looking for a big elephant gun*
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:44 PM   #22
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Zombie cat said, "I like the idea, but I can't find an axe. Will a mace do?
Also, how am I supposed to pick this thing up?"

That's a model rocket..... more liberal media propaganda bull shit I see
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:46 PM   #23
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That's a model rocket..... more liberal media propaganda bull shit I see
You need glasses, old man
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:50 PM   #24
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You need glasses, old man

OLD??? who ya calling OLD...?? ya crazy cat propaganda spreader, you!
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:56 PM   #25
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I cut off his left leg with a machete but still he keeps coming!
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