@}-}rebecca----
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The Debauched Stalwart Seabound S.S.Slutbucket Yarrrrr
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@}-}rebecca----
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Ahoy brioche that’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. Arrrrrrrrr......brioche said:
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@}-}rebecca----
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A delightful 'heaving' Shanty..........smiles
Drunken Sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning
Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Drunken Sailor What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning
Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Aeroil
Aerouille, Ma Chérie
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Aeroil the Pirate: YARRR! FEEL THE BITE OF MY CUTLASS ARRR
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Fiend! thou shalt be vanquished this day and never again trouble the world of the living.
Aeroil the Pirate: Arr, ye scurvy dog, I aint gonna be beaten by no scum like you. Yarr!
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Enough! Have at thee!
*swordplay ensues*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Anon! thou be as good with a blade as thou art smelly, swine!!
Aeroil the Pirate: Yarr, the funny-talker knows how to fight, but I still will be runnin ye through!
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Never! my words are in my sword, thou more dire villain, than words can give thee out!
Aeroil the Pirate: Yarrr!!!!
*more swordplay ensues, and Aeroil the Swashbucker disarms Aeroil the Pirate, pressing his sword to the Pirate's chest*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Enough! surrender, and face thine judgement.
Aeroil the Pirate: grrr, never matey, I won't go to the gallows I won't
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Then thou has sealed thine fate.
*Aeroil the Pirate quickly retrieves a hidden dagger, and throws it at Aeroil the Swashbuckler, who dodges, as Aeroil the Pirate retrieves his sword.*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: I am betrayed! I will no longer show thee any quarter, thou art sentenced! Lay on vile Gruff, and damned be he who first cries, "Hold, Enough!"
Aeroil the Pirate: YAARRRR!!!
*more swordplay ensues, and Aeroil the Swashbuckler runs Aeroil the Pirate through*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: The deed is done... We shall have this one, as our rarer villains are, painted on a pole and underwrit, "Here may you see the Pirate."
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Fiend! thou shalt be vanquished this day and never again trouble the world of the living.
Aeroil the Pirate: Arr, ye scurvy dog, I aint gonna be beaten by no scum like you. Yarr!
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Enough! Have at thee!
*swordplay ensues*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Anon! thou be as good with a blade as thou art smelly, swine!!
Aeroil the Pirate: Yarr, the funny-talker knows how to fight, but I still will be runnin ye through!
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Never! my words are in my sword, thou more dire villain, than words can give thee out!
Aeroil the Pirate: Yarrr!!!!
*more swordplay ensues, and Aeroil the Swashbucker disarms Aeroil the Pirate, pressing his sword to the Pirate's chest*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Enough! surrender, and face thine judgement.
Aeroil the Pirate: grrr, never matey, I won't go to the gallows I won't
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Then thou has sealed thine fate.
*Aeroil the Pirate quickly retrieves a hidden dagger, and throws it at Aeroil the Swashbuckler, who dodges, as Aeroil the Pirate retrieves his sword.*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: I am betrayed! I will no longer show thee any quarter, thou art sentenced! Lay on vile Gruff, and damned be he who first cries, "Hold, Enough!"
Aeroil the Pirate: YAARRRR!!!
*more swordplay ensues, and Aeroil the Swashbuckler runs Aeroil the Pirate through*
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: The deed is done... We shall have this one, as our rarer villains are, painted on a pole and underwrit, "Here may you see the Pirate."
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Comely Wench
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Must be 21 years of age to view the booty. Must be a female of low moral character. Void where prohibited by law.
Viewing the booty does not necessarily imply consent to touch the booty. Spanking the booty is strictly forbidden. Caressing the booty is allowable only after consent is given.
Public Areas
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Shankara20
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saw_man1 said:
Any landlover not following them there “restrictions” will be tied to the yardarm….
graceanne
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shy slave said:I want to come aboard but I say here and now I don't do deck swabbing...no way, no how (or wash dishes), but my morals are very low
Can't we get a slave to clean the dishes and the deck? Like that bad, cookie steeling, pirate killing Aeroil?
I think he'll make a good grunt.
callinectes
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Jerry Seinfeld wearing puffy shirt: "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
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are all the positions on the ship filled?
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Aeroil said:
Cap'n, what do you reckon this here is?????
@}-}rebecca----
not enough discipline ...
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ta daaaaaaaaar
shy slave said:Thats a hat???
Umm has anyone seen Miss Rebecca or has she jumped ship due to sea sickness??
I was on a Rum Run
I have no idea where the blonde came from but I am keeping the parrot
Avast and Hail there are some fine yet scurrilous tributes from the scurvy crew
'Free Grog for All'
I have no idea where the blonde came from but I am keeping the parrot
Avast and Hail there are some fine yet scurrilous tributes from the scurvy crew
'Free Grog for All'
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
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Cap'n, I got our buttons
and buckles, we can be real pirates now!
and buckles, we can be real pirates now!
Shankara20
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
errrr, do you know who that parrot was with last night?
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/clean%20pirate/parrot_and_cat_1.jpg http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/clean%20pirate/parrot_and_cat_2.jpg http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/clean%20pirate/parrot_and_cat_3.jpg
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Shankara20 said:Cap'n, I got our buttons
and buckles, we can be real pirates now!
Yarrrrrrrrr the perfect pink accessories for Pirate Plunder Bunny..
Shankara20
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
Nice ARRRRRRSSS she got there, right?
